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What is your worst NeoGAF post or thread?

Captain Zyrain

Captain Zyrain

Member
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I was recently reminded of mine, so I will share it for everyone to point and laugh (again), because I can take it.

I thought it'd be fun to have everyone reminise and think of/find their worst-ever NeoGAF post from over the years and share it. We were all dumb at some point (sometimes that point is justrightnow, and that's OK).

Here's mine:

www.neogaf.com

A lady is going to see my Little Captain

To clarify, it's a lady doctor, but I've never met her before. My normal doctor isn't available so I'm getting in to see whoever is open. I've never been with a lady doctor that way before. What do you do? I mean I already kind of.. I don't know.. Gently manscaped, just a little so it doesn't...
www.neogaf.com www.neogaf.com

It was meant as a half-joke post (I did have to go see a lady doctor about my One Eye'd Willy, it was fine, btw, thank you for asking), and I was laughing at some of the replies, but I think I leaned way too hard into the "socially awkward GAF" trope, and was shamed pretty appropriately.

So what was yours? Do tell!
 
Maiden Voyage

Maiden Voyage

Gold™ Member
Captain Zyrain said:
Aunt-Linda-SNL-cringe-worthy-career-mistakes.png


I was recently reminded of mine, so I will share it for everyone to point and laugh (again), because I can take it.

I thought it'd be fun to have everyone reminise and think of/find their worst-ever NeoGAF post from over the years and share it. We were all dumb at some point (sometimes that point is justrightnow, and that's OK).

Here's mine:

www.neogaf.com

A lady is going to see my Little Captain

To clarify, it's a lady doctor, but I've never met her before. My normal doctor isn't available so I'm getting in to see whoever is open. I've never been with a lady doctor that way before. What do you do? I mean I already kind of.. I don't know.. Gently manscaped, just a little so it doesn't...
www.neogaf.com www.neogaf.com

It was meant as a half-joke post (I did have to go see a lady doctor about my One Eye'd Willy, it was fine, btw, thank you for asking), and I was laughing at some of the replies, but I think I leaned way too hard into the "socially awkward GAF" trope, and was shamed pretty appropriately.

So what was yours? Do tell!
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This one is mine.
 
Husky

Husky

THE Prey 2 fanatic
I made a thread asking for advice as I sought out a new monitor. N-no one responded...
www.neogaf.com

I need a new monitor--some quick questions

Hey GAF, unfortunately my old Acer S202HL's just developed a handful of dead pixels, so it looks like it's finally time to upgrade. Problem is, I need a display that looks as vivid at 0% brightness, as my eyes are real sensitive to light. I have a secondary monitor, and it's even a higher...
www.neogaf.com www.neogaf.com
 
DunDunDunpachi

DunDunDunpachi

Patient MembeR
www.neogaf.com

XXXX was the year of video games

We all know that 1996 was a groundbreaking time for japanese RPGs. It's very important to recognize that your replies on this matter will make NeoGAF a more interesting place to discuss videogames. Please be patient while I shuffle some words and dates around to create the next poll.
www.neogaf.com www.neogaf.com

I took a month ban for it. Keep in mind that every post was actually a separate thread, but the mods put it all into one.
 
Captain Zyrain

Captain Zyrain

Member
Husky said:
I made a thread asking for advice as I sought out a new monitor. N-no one responded...
www.neogaf.com

I need a new monitor--some quick questions

Hey GAF, unfortunately my old Acer S202HL's just developed a handful of dead pixels, so it looks like it's finally time to upgrade. Problem is, I need a display that looks as vivid at 0% brightness, as my eyes are real sensitive to light. I have a secondary monitor, and it's even a higher...
www.neogaf.com www.neogaf.com
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If no one responds, did you even make a thread? :messenger_fearful: :messenger_fearful: :messenger_fearful:
 
RiccochetJ

RiccochetJ

Gold Member
www.neogaf.com

Man takes sledgehammer to Donald Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame Star

good, fuck fascists
www.neogaf.com www.neogaf.com

I think that was the first real dogpile I experienced where I decided in the aftermath to stick to the gaming side and when everything blew up, I knew I was going to stay here.

If you want to follow the fun, I think later down I get called racist because I quoted MLK and people saying that MLK was a despicable human being.

I don't know if my post fits with the spirit of the thread question, but for me that was my worst day on GAF when I realized that I wouldn't post in OT anymore about anything remotely political.

Obviously it's changed now.

Honestly since the split, the person who I individually butt heads with is Scopa Scopa a lot of times, and the thing is that I respect Scopa Scopa . It's not (usually) dismissive, there is a genuine back and forth. Sure there is traditional GAF snark and one upmanship but there are legitimate points that are made. I didn't see any of that in the thread I posted above.

But for Scopa Scopa it was probably a Tuesday ;)

Hate you but love you bby :messenger_heart:
 
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JordanN

JordanN

Banned
Surprisingly, I don't really consider my old threads "bad". They were just really cheesy.

Do gamers actually like helpless women?
www.neogaf.com

Do gamers actually like helpless women?

Is there really a market for this trope? It might be my own bias but I've never had any interest in liking female characters portrayed as weak and don't fight back. When I play games like Mario, I pay little attention that Peach is suppose to be my "reward" at the end of the game. I actually...
www.neogaf.com www.neogaf.com

Predict the meltdowns of next gen.
www.neogaf.com

Predict the meltdowns of next gen.

Current gen was home to many meltdowns, such as square shooting themselves in the foot and Too Human's for or against campaign. But can the next gen of consoles continue this trend? My predictions: -FFVII is remade for 3DS -Dragon Quest 8 3DS remake -A famous Microsoft IP is resurrected...
www.neogaf.com www.neogaf.com

Best thread I ever made though was this one. Just because it triggered a lot of people who saw an anime girl. :ROFLMAO:

Tomat said:
Open thread, brother walks in, brother sees thread, promptly walks out.
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I_D

I_D

Member
When I got hired to my current job, I went through my entire post-history and erased anything I was remotely embarrassed about. I even PMed the big boss, Evilore, and we went through it together to get rid of any negative evidence.
That was about five years ago. Since then, I've been pretty pretty darn careful to only post stuff I'm able to explain to my coworkers, so there's nothing out there I'd say I'm all that embarrassed about.

Before the cleanse, though, whooooo boy.
 
SpartanN92

SpartanN92

Banned
I said that Guest accounts on Halo shouldn’t be allowed to pick up the Sniper Rifle and shouldn’t be able to vote for maps because they weren’t paying Xbox Live customers.
This gem got me a 2 week ban I think (maybe a month?) for RaCiSm!

I’m actually super proud of this. I thought it was hilarious but that was back when Gaf didn’t have a sense of humor.
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Scopa

Scopa

The Tribe Has Spoken
RiccochetJ said:
Honestly since the split, the person who I individually butt heads with is Scopa Scopa Scopa Scopa a lot of times, and the thing is that I respect Scopa Scopa Scopa Scopa . It's not (usually) dismissive, there is a genuine back and forth. Sure there is traditional GAF snark and one upmanship but there are legitimate points that are made. I didn't see any of that in the thread I posted above.

But for Scopa Scopa Scopa Scopa it was probably a Tuesday ;)

Hate you but love you bby :messenger_heart:
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Is this one of those vis name/vis name things or do we have a beef I’m not aware of?
 
RiccochetJ

RiccochetJ

Gold Member
Scopa said:
Is this one of those vis name/vis name things or do we have a beef I’m not aware of?
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No beef, you're just the one that has stuck out to me. I don't post as much as I used to back in the day, and you've made an impression. Like I said, for you it was probably a Tuesday.

Edit: I should clarify. When I do post, you're one of the posters that tends to respond and challenge me about what I wrote which in turn makes me think unlike how I was treated back in 2016. At the same time, when I say, "For you it was a Tuesday" means that you kind of do it a lot to other posters so I'm not surprised at your response.

Edit2: But I still maintain that Papa Papa is a lovable doofus.
 
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Scopa

Scopa

The Tribe Has Spoken
RiccochetJ said:
No beef, you're just the one that has stuck out to me. I don't post as much as I used to back in the day, and you've made an impression. Like I said, for you it was probably a Tuesday.

Edit: I should clarify. When I do post, you're one of the posters that tends to respond and challenge me about what I wrote which in turn makes me think unlike how I was treated back in 2016. At the same time, when I say, "For you it was a Tuesday" means that you kind of do it a lot to other posters so I'm not surprised at your response.

Edit2: But I still maintain that Papa Papa is a lovable doofus.
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Interesting. What do you post that I challenge? I can only think of a handful of things that I’d jump on:

- unhinged partisan politics
- rampant SJWism
- unwarranted anti-Nintendo shitposting
- Trump Derangement Syndrome
- insulting fit butts
- unironic “hoo ra” American attitudes
 
RiccochetJ

RiccochetJ

Gold Member
Scopa said:
Interesting. What do you post that I challenge? I can only think of a handful of things that I’d jump on:

- unhinged partisan politics
- rampant SJWism
- unwarranted anti-Nintendo shitposting
- Trump Derangement Syndrome
- insulting fit butts
- unironic “hoo ra” American attitudes
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Oh Scopa Scopa I'm not going to try and find all the posts where we butted heads. I don't even think we argued about one of those bullet points you mentioned. Maybe I tiptoed the line?

Don't even worry about it. Like I said, I respect you and the points you brought. So much so that not only can I immediately recognize you from your avatar, that more so that I actually know your name.

God that sounds so pompus but I don't mean it that way. I more recognize posters from their avatars than their names. For example, I recognize Papa Papa from his avatar more than the name. On the flip side I recognize MiyazakiHatesKojima MiyazakiHatesKojima from the name more than the avatar. It's weird but it's GAF.

Edit:
@SLoWMoTIoN is weird in that I both recognize the name and then expect that the avatar will be some prebubecent anime girl with massive tits but it's ok because she's a 5k year old dragon.

Edit2: Oh don't you tag me with a triggered Papa Papa . You know I only have eyes for you boo.
 
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Elektro Demon

Elektro Demon

Banned
Husky said:
I made a thread asking for advice as I sought out a new monitor. N-no one responded...
www.neogaf.com

I need a new monitor--some quick questions

Hey GAF, unfortunately my old Acer S202HL's just developed a handful of dead pixels, so it looks like it's finally time to upgrade. Problem is, I need a display that looks as vivid at 0% brightness, as my eyes are real sensitive to light. I have a secondary monitor, and it's even a higher...
www.neogaf.com www.neogaf.com
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That's not true man.
 
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