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We all know that PC gaming is for uber chads like Terry Crews, Henry Cavill, and Linus Sebastian. Hell, even King Chad: Joe Rogan himself was hooked on Quake via a T1 Line back when he still had hair.
Nothing more manly than getting inside the machine and building your own rig - am I right, boyz? More power. More better.
That led me to thinking which would be the console for chads? The answer was obvious. Lol, definitely not the Switch, which is clearly for widdle babies. Widdle babies who poop their diapers still.
Then I thought about Xbox and how it's mostly known for Halo, Gears, and Forza, repeat. All very masculine and positively dude-bro. Muscles, guns, guns with chainsaws, and cars - heck yeah. Bro stuff.
Then we got the one and only Phil Spencer. The manliest man in the video game industry currently.
I mean which one of these dudes is more likely to bone your wife behind your back and then beat you up while laughing?
Oh - and remember the Duke? Hell yeah you need man hands made of iron and knuckles of stone just to hold it. NAMED AFTER JOHN WAYNE, HIMSELF. JOHN WAYNE, guys!!! THE DUKE!!!
Let's face it, Xbox is for dude bros. Just look at the feminine curves of the PS5 compared to the bulk of the Series X...
PS5 is built so you can play like The Last of Ellen Page 2 and Horizon Red Haired Chick Dawn, and whatever obscure body pillow wall scrolled JRPG that Xbox rejects to include via GamePass
Did I mention the Bethesda deal? It's like Xbox just keeps getting more and more manlier. Xbox lifts.
$7.5 Billion dollar studio acquisitions
12 Teraflops
The numbers don't lie my friends. Made in America, the manliest and most free of nations - Xbox is for chads.
In closing, apart from maybe Kratos (someone tell that man he is on the wrong console!) who simply agrees with me on the simple truth here...
Xbox is simply more masculine and dude bro approved. It's the console which represents me, a manly man.
Thoughts?
Nothing more manly than getting inside the machine and building your own rig - am I right, boyz? More power. More better.
That led me to thinking which would be the console for chads? The answer was obvious. Lol, definitely not the Switch, which is clearly for widdle babies. Widdle babies who poop their diapers still.
Then I thought about Xbox and how it's mostly known for Halo, Gears, and Forza, repeat. All very masculine and positively dude-bro. Muscles, guns, guns with chainsaws, and cars - heck yeah. Bro stuff.
Then we got the one and only Phil Spencer. The manliest man in the video game industry currently.
I mean which one of these dudes is more likely to bone your wife behind your back and then beat you up while laughing?
Oh - and remember the Duke? Hell yeah you need man hands made of iron and knuckles of stone just to hold it. NAMED AFTER JOHN WAYNE, HIMSELF. JOHN WAYNE, guys!!! THE DUKE!!!
Let's face it, Xbox is for dude bros. Just look at the feminine curves of the PS5 compared to the bulk of the Series X...
PS5 is built so you can play like The Last of Ellen Page 2 and Horizon Red Haired Chick Dawn, and whatever obscure body pillow wall scrolled JRPG that Xbox rejects to include via GamePass
Did I mention the Bethesda deal? It's like Xbox just keeps getting more and more manlier. Xbox lifts.
$7.5 Billion dollar studio acquisitions
12 Teraflops
The numbers don't lie my friends. Made in America, the manliest and most free of nations - Xbox is for chads.
In closing, apart from maybe Kratos (someone tell that man he is on the wrong console!) who simply agrees with me on the simple truth here...
Xbox is simply more masculine and dude bro approved. It's the console which represents me, a manly man.
Thoughts?