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[Belmonte]

This is the kind of console war thread I aprove. No silly nerd talk about resolution and frames, only what truly matters!

 

[M1chl]

I'd say xbox is more like a bunch of overly aggressive betas who keep yapping all the time to get attention.

PS is the strong silent type.

I think that just a look into Next-gen speculation tells you, that you are wrong.

 

[alabtrosMyster]

I think that just a look into Next-gen speculation tells you, that you are wrong.

Who's on social media all day every day?... Xbox, she's looking for attention at all cost

 

[justiceiro]

Thoughts?

0

 

[teezzy]

Exhibit C:

Alpha omega console brand

 

[splattered]

I have to say this is probably the best thread of 2020 haha

 

[XGon'GiveItToYa]

Of course it is. I mean, just look at this from PlayStation...

 

[Blitzmangoman]

Would rather smash the curvy PS5, go away thicc penis box.
Huehuehue.

 

[Thanati]

OP.....

 

[Aidah]

 

[STARSBarry]

Makes me wonder why Xbox dousent get its own verse in this song, would fit perfectly.

 

[Venom Snake]

Real men know how to use a screwdriver

 

[Audiophile]

*runs in*


PlayStation:

Xbox:

Nintendo:

*runs away*




*Edit: I'm just being silly.....

 

[Garani]

Still more lovely to my eye than a muscled man.

 

[alabtrosMyster]

Now that is ambiguous incarnate.

 

[VeganElduderino]

but does it have games ? lol

 

[AJUMP23]

Has anyone asked the pronouns of these consoles yet. Do we know what they prefer?

 

[Hendrick's]

Xbox

PlayStation

 

[Kev Kev]

Gaming side on GAF is like a beautiful dumpster fire.

It stinks and homeless guys pop out to throw old trash in your front lawn Multiple times a day, but it’s so bright and shimmering you just can’t stop staring

 

[The_Mike]

What the fuck did I waste my time on reading.

 

[PropellerEar]

Xbox

PlayStation

Missed opportunity, you could've made her catch it.

 

[kiphalfton]

Anybody who uses "Chad" whether jokingly/seriously is probably a cuck with penis envy. In this case, penis envy of the PS5.

 

[teezzy]

OP.....

Who is this? Shes pretty

 

[XGon'GiveItToYa]

When it comes to BC I can also see the femininity in PlayStation users.

They have a wardrobe full of clothes extensive catalogue of games but all they want is new clothes games.

 

[Hairsplash]

oh yea, nothing can go wrong in this thread... is it bad if the xbox or pkaystation is transgender? LOL /facetious
(non gender... )

JOKING... On a serious note

Who is this? Shes pretty

she looks like Ruby Rose of “orange is the new black” of season two fame ... (that mirror scene Awesome ) i believe... and batwoman to name a few...

Ruby Rose is my one of my favourite female superhero... (Jessica Jones , Krysten Ritter, is another)

 

[Von Hugh]

You misspelled sissy.

Hey, OP, for such a manly console, why is it constantly getting it's ass handed to it? Not a single W for the Xbox after 3 tries. About to be 4. Oof.

Who hurt you? Some Xbox bully?

 

[JimiNutz]

oh yea, nothing can go wrong in this thread... is it bad if the xbox or pkaystation is transgender? LOL /facetious
(non gender... )

I think we can both agree that the only trans console is the Switch.
It's also the most beautiful.

 

[anothertech]

The numbers don't lie my friends. Made in America, the manliest and most free of nations - Xbox is for chads.

Thoughts?
​

3:1 console sales world wide. The numbers numbers don't lie.

Playstation has a bigger penis confirmed.

 

[Allnamestakenlol]

Xbox is like a testosterone supplement - it's intended audience is people who have abnormally low test levels.

 

[CAB_Life]

It’s so true. This used to be me:

And then I got an Xbox in Dec—no more soy-limbs, better than roids (see profile pic).

Only side-effect is that my facial features have changed, somewhat.

(I’m assuming this thread is parody, but I don’t know when were so deep in the trenches of the console wars.)

 

[Rodolink]

prefer to play with some sexy curves, where's the Sexy girly Ps5 thread?

 

[DogofWar]

I can actually believe that XboX fanboys masculinity is only represented in their choice of console. So you are probably right OP!

 

[The_Mike]

(I’m assuming this thread is parody)

I kinda fear it's a new low in this fanboy garbage. Way more than "the ssd is the secret sauce in PS5. Hear me out" guy.

 

[teezzy]

I kinda fear it's a new low in this fanboy garbage. Way more than "the ssd is the secret sauce in PS5. Hear me out" guy.

Yes, you caught me. I associate masculinity with which platform you decide to play your video games on. Not an ounce of sarcasm on display here. It's a serious thread, as notated in the title

 

[The_Mike]

Yes, you caught me. I associate masculinity with which platform you decide to play your video games on. Not an ounce of sarcasm on display here. It's a serious thread, as notated in the title

Given how you often reply to my posts, I actually think what you are saying is the truth.

 

[teezzy]

Given how you often reply to my posts, I actually think what you are saying is the truth.

 

[ResilientBanana]

How is Xbox more masculine when Sony has a mascot literally named Sackboy.

 

[MilkyJoe]

Well look at Reeeeeeeesetera, everyone of them has a PlayStation and they all claim to be girls.

 

[The_Mike]

I'm the guy you were UwUing and sending weeb smileys to as an argument.

 

[Iced Arcade]

Nailed it

 

[CAB_Life]

How is Xbox more masculine when Sony has a mascot literally named Sackboy.

That represents the soy-boy dream of playing with one’s castrated testIcles in cute, digital, anthropomorphic form though.
Only on PlayStation TM*

 

[teezzy]

I'm the guy you were UwUing and sending weeb smileys to as an argument.

You're gonna have to be more specific

 

[Rean no Kiseki]

well well wlel looks like the nintenbabies have arrived

You mean Nintenchad?

 

[Astral Dog]

Well.. thats a well made argument

Only lacks something TLOUS Part 2 to be complete imho

 

[Kaleinc]

Skelly on the t shirt looked at the face and his eyes exploded

 

[RaySoft]

Let's see just how "manly" they are after they start realizing that all this "supposed power" amounts to even less in RL.
Not only will I be unsurprised, but I downright expect some 3rd party games to run better on the PS5 vs Series X.

 

[The_Mike]

You're gonna have to be more specific

That's pretty bad when that's your primary way of argumenting when you are losing.

 

[teezzy]

That's pretty bad when that's your primary way of argumenting when you are losing.

I'm not sure what it is in your life that's causing you to take this forum as seriously as you seem to, but you should probably address it directly rather than driving a wedge under my toenails in a thread as lighthearted and facetious as this one is.

 

[Audiophile]

Xbox

PlayStation

Missed opportunity, you could've made her catch it.

 

[lock2k]

It's Rayner Man, hallelujah