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Xbox is more masculine than Playstation [serious thread - lots of pictures - wow]
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Jaguar Victory
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Some of these replies are gold. Ya'll are too much.
Edgelord79
Gold Member
Anything referencing John Wayne gets a like from me pilgrim.
I Love Rock 'n' Roll
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Piku_Ringo
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Bo_Hazem
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We all know that PC gaming is for uber chads like Terry Crews, Henry Cavill, and Linus Sebastian. Hell, even King Chad: Joe Rogan himself was hooked on Quake via a T1 Line back when he still had hair.
Nothing more manly than getting inside the machine and building your own rig - am I right, boyz? More power. More better.
That led me to thinking which would be the console for chads? The answer was obvious. Lol, definitely not the Switch, which is clearly for widdle babies. Widdle babies who poop their diapers still.
Then I thought about Xbox and how it's mostly known for Halo, Gears, and Forza, repeat. All very masculine and positively dude-bro. Muscles, guns, guns with chainsaws, and cars - heck yeah. Bro stuff.
Then we got the one and only Phil Spencer. The manliest man in the video game industry currently.
I mean which one of these dudes is more likely to bone your wife behind your back and then beat you up while laughing?
Oh - and remember the Duke? Hell yeah you need man hands made of iron and knuckles of stone just to hold it. NAMED AFTER JOHN WAYNE, HIMSELF. JOHN WAYNE, guys!!! THE DUKE!!!
Let's face it, Xbox is for dude bros. Just look at the feminine curves of the PS5 compared to the bulk of the Series X...
PS5 is built so you can play like The Last of Ellen Page 2 and Horizon Red Haired Chick Dawn, and whatever obscure body pillow wall scrolled JRPG that Xbox rejects to include via GamePass
Did I mention the Bethesda deal? It's like Xbox just keeps getting more and more manlier. Xbox lifts.
$7.5 Billion dollar studio acquisitions
12 Teraflops
The numbers don't lie my friends. Made in America, the manliest and most free of nations - Xbox is for chads.
In closing, apart from maybe Kratos (someone tell that man he is on the wrong console!) who simply agrees with me on the simple truth here...
Xbox is simply more masculine and dude bro approved. It's the console which represents me, a manly man.
Thoughts?
Knitted Knight
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How can a real bro full of alpha testosterone allow a con man do them like this for 7 years?
Other than that I see no problem with those that favor Xbox.
Other than that I see no problem with those that favor Xbox.
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poodaddy
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StreetsofBeige
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Anyone have a pic or GIF of that Japanese guy earlier this month who was one of the PS5 hands on guys.
He had orange hair, bad teeth and sticking out his tongue like a weirdo.
He had orange hair, bad teeth and sticking out his tongue like a weirdo.
TLZ
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Great Hair
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inb4lock
Arkam
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You are not wrong. Its an efficient cross section of the market that preys on ambition. And fuck if it ain't the most USA console since the pippen!!
HerjansEagleFeeder
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Someone please remake that Apple vs PC "I got bad news for you.." meme with PS5/XSX.
kingpotato
Ask me about my Stream Deck
I only know one person who got an xbox series x preorder and he's coincidentally the only person I know who wanted one.
So that's 100% success rate... pretty alpha to me.
So that's 100% success rate... pretty alpha to me.
teezzy
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-Arcadia-
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existensmaximum
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Yes OP you're right, and it's also a very very important topic. It is important to own a masculine console because that makes YOU masculine, which will inevitably lead to sexual intercourse with lots of females. 
eyesabitdull
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Posting in legendary thread.
Love it, I nominate this for Thread of the Year.
But on topic though:
Mark Cerny has a higher chance of sleeping with more married women than Spencer to me.
Most women who get tired of their husbands is because they look and act like Spencer, and they want an upgrade to someone like Cerny who looks the part of an intelligent and successful man.
Love it, I nominate this for Thread of the Year.
But on topic though:
Mark Cerny has a higher chance of sleeping with more married women than Spencer to me.
Most women who get tired of their husbands is because they look and act like Spencer, and they want an upgrade to someone like Cerny who looks the part of an intelligent and successful man.
petran79
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Even Microsoft officially accept the thread
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The Fartist
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ExpandKong
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Let’s not forget that XBox was the original home of the manliest game ever, From Software’s Metal Wolf Chaos, wherein you are the president of the goddamn USA piloting a gundam for freedom. A game so manly it took more than a decade and two console generations before PlayStation fanboys could collectively produce enough testosterone to handle playing it and it was remastered for their delicate senses.
mikefrails
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For once I would like to not be a man though...*cries into Muscle Milk® brand drink*
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Jigsaah
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this made me laugh out loud. But it's kinda accurate too.We all know that PC gaming is for uber chads like Terry Crews, Henry Cavill, and Linus Sebastian. Hell, even King Chad: Joe Rogan himself was hooked on Quake via a T1 Line back when he still had hair.
Nothing more manly than getting inside the machine and building your own rig - am I right, boyz? More power. More better.
That led me to thinking which would be the console for chads? The answer was obvious. Lol, definitely not the Switch, which is clearly for widdle babies. Widdle babies who poop their diapers still.
Then I thought about Xbox and how it's mostly known for Halo, Gears, and Forza, repeat. All very masculine and positively dude-bro. Muscles, guns, guns with chainsaws, and cars - heck yeah. Bro stuff.
Then we got the one and only Phil Spencer. The manliest man in the video game industry currently.
I mean which one of these dudes is more likely to bone your wife behind your back and then beat you up while laughing?
Oh - and remember the Duke? Hell yeah you need man hands made of iron and knuckles of stone just to hold it. NAMED AFTER JOHN WAYNE, HIMSELF. JOHN WAYNE, guys!!! THE DUKE!!!
Let's face it, Xbox is for dude bros. Just look at the feminine curves of the PS5 compared to the bulk of the Series X...
PS5 is built so you can play like The Last of Ellen Page 2 and Horizon Red Haired Chick Dawn, and whatever obscure body pillow wall scrolled JRPG that Xbox rejects to include via GamePass
Did I mention the Bethesda deal? It's like Xbox just keeps getting more and more manlier. Xbox lifts.
$7.5 Billion dollar studio acquisitions
12 Teraflops
The numbers don't lie my friends. Made in America, the manliest and most free of nations - Xbox is for chads.
In closing, apart from maybe Kratos (someone tell that man he is on the wrong console!) who simply agrees with me on the simple truth here...
Xbox is simply more masculine and dude bro approved. It's the console which represents me, a manly man.
Thoughts?
Jigsaah
Gold Member
Man I hear what you guys are sayin, but all of a sudden, I really....reaaaaally like Halo Wars.Yeah, sure, uh-huh, yeah, sure...
Redlancet
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Looking at you i doubt it
Stiflers Mom
Banned
Man, is this thread dumb...
And I love it...
And I love it...
Kenneth Haight
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Is that you miyazakihateskojima?
what happened that guy did he get a permaban?
such a troll thread if ever I’ve seen one.
what happened that guy did he get a permaban?
such a troll thread if ever I’ve seen one.
Slothbeing1209
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Looks like tracer + roadhog lolXbox is so manly even the girls are manly AF brah
turtlepowa
Banned
And Abby!!!!!
teezzy
Banned
That was impeccable
Such simpler times from my favorite era of gaming.
The Kazuo and Kutaragi lookalikes were freakishly realistic. I had to double check that they were actors lol.
Imagine a Trump based MMORPG...
Evangelion Unit-01
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JimiNutz
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There is nothing 'masculine' about gaming.
Nothing.
Any man that pretends that their gaming toy is more masculine than another is instantly even less masculine since they are delusional and delusional is not a masculine trait.
For the record, I'm not saying that you can't be masculine and be a gamer (clearly you can) but nothing about gaming makes you more masculine since gaming is in no way masculine.
Nothing.
Any man that pretends that their gaming toy is more masculine than another is instantly even less masculine since they are delusional and delusional is not a masculine trait.
For the record, I'm not saying that you can't be masculine and be a gamer (clearly you can) but nothing about gaming makes you more masculine since gaming is in no way masculine.
eyesabitdull
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There is also nothing masculine by not being able to take a joke.
JFC, would you like some soy to go along with your salt flavored protein shake?
teezzy
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apowhungo
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i just came from resetera i can give u my login if ya need
this thread is fucking lols