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[The Hamburglar]

 

[Diddy X]

No such thing as 'feminine' anymore.

 

[reinking]

VS

 

[SpongebobSquaredance]

It's the console which represents me, a manly man.

 

[Allnamestakenlol]

Oh god. I. Am. Dying.

 

[Iced Arcade]

So masculine, Abby has the Xbox sphere on her left cheek.

 

[bellome]

Videogames are not masculine by definition.

 

[Thanati]

Xbox

so the Xbox is an alien cream pie?

 

[Jaguar Victory]

Posting in legendary thread.

Love it, I nominate this for Thread of the Year.

But on topic though:

Mark Cerny has a higher chance of sleeping with more married women than Spencer to me.

Most women who get tired of their husbands is because they look and act like Spencer, and they want an upgrade to someone like Cerny who looks the part of an intelligent and successful man.

Bro you really believe this? LMAO..

 

[ABnormal]

Xbox is simply more masculine and dude bro approved. It's the console which represents me, a manly man.


Thoughts?
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That's probably true. Xbox orga(s)mes are shorter and weaker

 

[Knitted Knight]

The_Mike and Teezy going at it....

Trouble in paradise.

 

[JimiNutz]

I just remembered that MS own DOOM and Quake now as well.

Gears, Doom and Quake exclusive on your console? Just thinking about all the macho testosterone that Xbox is bringing into next gen is making the built up estrogen in my chest leave via my nipples.

 

[Ten_Fold]

PlayStation is LGBTQ, BLM, female empowerment, super woke with a side of kratos and boy band/emo final fantasy character.

Xbox is more like fuck your mom, I got money, driving big boy benz and iced out rapper chains. With chainsaws, put a energy sword in your face, while traveling the world of fable.

So if your a hardcore PlayStation fan, they will only get more woke.

 

[Vtecomega]

The fake Chad, the dude bro Chad. The true chad it's the one that helps betas become alphas.

I was captivated from beginning to end.

 

[Hendrick's]

so the Xbox is an alien cream pie?

For you why not. As long as your manly, we won't judge.

 

[Birdo]

I made this just for you, OP.

 

[gamechanger87]

Posting in legendary thread.

Love it, I nominate this for Thread of the Year.

But on topic though:

Mark Cerny has a higher chance of sleeping with more married women than Spencer to me.

Most women who get tired of their husbands is because they look and act like Spencer, and they want an upgrade to someone like Cerny who looks the part of an intelligent and successful man.

Real talk, how many body pillows do you have at home?

 

[Vawn]

Xbox is definitely the Chad and Chadette machine.

Real manly men and real womanly women, no blue-haired whiny screeching feminists for Xbox. Why do you think those weirdos all dye their hair blue?

Have you SEEN the employee photos for 343? And, I find this strange coming from you, "lady".

 

[teezzy]

I made this just for you, OP.

That thing is bound to overheat

Red Rocket of Death

 

[thismeinteil]

Who hurt you? Some Xbox bully?

Them facts hurt? Prepare yourself, that 4th L is going to hurt worse.

 

[ExpandKong]

I just remembered that MS own DOOM and Quake now as well.

Gears, Doom and Quake exclusive on your console? Just thinking about all the macho testosterone that Xbox is bringing into next gen is making the built up estrogen in my chest leave via my nipples.

Plus Master Chief? You could have the Smash Bros of FPS games on your hands man the very idea makes me so excited I could slam a Monster Energy and flex

 

[Yoboman]

Me and the Xbox lads cooking up some manly sausages after a couple rounds of Bleeding Edge

 

[CatLady]

Have you SEEN the employee photos for 343? And, I find this strange coming from you, "lady".

Have YOU seen Halo" Infinite? 343i are sleeper agents from Team Blue, trying to destroy the Chadness of of the world's most Chad machine.

 

[alabtrosMyster]

No such thing as 'feminine' anymore.

Feminine and masculine are the same, but only masculine is toxic... So women must be more masculine (which is a social construct and it doesn't actually exist) and men must embrace their feminine side in order to be nicer to one another (but don't ask any decent girl to date a guy like that, it won't work).

Seems pretty easy to understand to me, why the sarcastic tone in your message?

 

[alabtrosMyster]

Me and the Xbox lads cooking up some manly sausages after a couple rounds of Bleeding Edge

That's what I call a sausage fest!

 

[Kerotan]

I'd say xbox is more like a bunch of overly aggressive betas who keep yapping all the time to get attention.

PS is the strong silent type.

Like the types you see on Geordie Shore. Meanwhile the PS5 is Anderson Silva.

 

[anothertech]

VS

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[Thanati]

For you why not. As long as your manly, we won't judge.

Eh?

 

[The Hamburglar]

PlayStation is LGBTQ, BLM, female empowerment, super woke with a side of kratos and boy band/emo final fantasy character.

Xbox is more like fuck your mom, I got money, driving big boy benz and iced out rapper chains. With chainsaws, put a energy sword in your face, while traveling the world of fable.

So if your a hardcore PlayStation fan, they will only get more woke.

They got woke 343 making halo and Turning it into a joke. Even gears has gone woke.

 

[martino]

What's the most overrated franchise? Gears of War.

baird can't say that

 

[The_Mike]

so the Xbox is an alien cream pie?

I need you need to Google it and learn what a creampie is.

It's not what comes out of the man, but what comes out of a woman.

 

[Alan Wake]

I get this thread is not dead serious, but it still holds a few truths. The original Xbox was designed as a big black a green monster and it quickly became known as a shooter's box (which to be honest was a bit unfair, there's lot of variety in the library for the first Xbox) and it had games like Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball. Xbox 360 continued with franchises like Gears of War, and CoD was huge on Xbox back then. So yeah, the man's man box if you will. Even if that's an exaggeration, of course.

 

[Redlancet]

nah im a playstation fan and i can break in two the entire xbox fanfest with just one hand,but to be honest lookin at the photos you just need to do some jogging and they will die of a hearth attack

 

[Shane89]

ok

 

[Bankai]

 

[Thanati]

I need you need to Google it and learn what a creampie is.

It's not what comes out of the man, but what comes out of a woman.

Yes. I am aware.
Not sure why you’ve taken this to heart so much.
did we hit a nerve?

 

[Kamina]

The title in a nutshell:

Many serious
Much pictures
WOW

VS

 

[teezzy]

MiyazakiHatesKojima GET ITT!!!

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

MiyazakiHatesKojima GET ITT!!!

How the fuck am I gonna be able to top this thread!?

I agree: the XSX is more manlier than the smooth curvy hips of the PS5

 

[teezzy]

How the fuck am I gonna be able to top this thread!?

I agree: the XSX is more manlier than the smooth curvy hips of the PS5

I wanted to tag you so badly in it when I made it. I'm glad I remembered to show you lol

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I wanted to tag you so badly in it when I made it. I'm glad I remembered to show you lol

That manly OG Xbox controller took me back so many years ago playing WWE Raw at my friend's place :')

 

[INC]

Xbx is the nickmercs of consoles

A bit douchey, and cant stop itself saying bro every 2 seconds

 

[teezzy]

That manly OG Xbox controller took me back so many years ago playing WWE Raw at my friend's place :')

It's the only controller I can use and not suck ass in GunValkyrie idk why. Still hard af tho

I love that controller so much though. I even got the Hyperkin Duke for my PC endeavors. So funny playing RDR2 on Ultra on that Dell CRT using a Duke lol. My friends think I'm nuts

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

It's the only controller I can use and not suck ass in GunValkyrie idk why. Still hard af tho

I love that controller so much though. I even got the Hyperkin Duke for my PC endeavors. So funny playing RDR2 on Ultra on that Dell CRT using a Duke lol. My friends think I'm nuts

That's crazy, you really played RDR2 on the Dell CRT!? How was it like? Any issues with the image?

 

[teezzy]

That's crazy, you really played RDR2 on the Dell CRT!? How was it like? Any issues with the image?

I think I have pictures lol hang on

Found these on my phone. Not all RDR2 (obviously), but KoF UM 2002 (in windowed mode for some reason lol) and Soul Calibur 2 also

 

[teezzy]

And no, dude, it runs like a dream and you can even push the settings because of the lowered aspect ratio

 

[RaySoft]

When I turn my Xbox on

Excellent first reply with capturing, the unavoidable, growing insecurity...

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I think I have pictures lol hang on

Found these on my phone. Not all RDR2 (obviously), but KoF UM 2002 (in windowed mode for some reason lol) and Soul Calibur 2 also

Whoa! It actually looks pretty good for a PS4/PC title!

Soul Calibur 2 still looks impressive as always

 

[Compsiox]

Sony is going for the nonbinary approach