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[Beardsalt]

Wow, threads like this one brings back bad memories of the Gametrailers forums!

Seems like GAF is becoming the new Gametrailers!

 

[cireza]

Series S invalidates OP.

 

[ExpandKong]

There is nothing 'masculine' about gaming.
Nothing.

Any man that pretends that their gaming toy is more masculine than another is instantly even less masculine since they are delusional and delusional is not a masculine trait.

For the record, I'm not saying that you can't be masculine and be a gamer (clearly you can) but nothing about gaming makes you more masculine since gaming is in no way masculine.

well well wlel looks like the nintenbabies have arrived

 

[LeftThumbstick]

Unfortunately I like women.
Sorry xbox

Too bad you don’t get either my friend.

 

[teezzy]

Too much testosterone here.

Yeah, we got that too homie. Come and join the green alpha gang

 

[HUELEN10]

I mean, you can't spell Sony without Soy...

 

[JimiNutz]

There is also nothing masculine by not being able to take a joke.

JFC, would you like some soy to go along with your salt flavored protein shake?

You just trolled yourself lol

i just came from resetera i can give u my login if ya need

this thread is fucking lols

You poor cuck.
There's a GAF confessions thread if you want to get it off your chest.

well well wlel looks like the nintenbabies have arrived

Nintendo gamers likely have their own families or wives/girlfriends that they play Nintendo games with. Having a wife and family seems kind of masculine to me lol

 

[MaulerX]

Phil is The One.

 

[HUELEN10]

Seriously, consoles aren't masculine, or feminine.

Except the Dreamcast, she's a handsome lady.

 

[teezzy]

<3 <3 <3

 

[Neko Mimi Mode]

 

[Keihart]

Wow, threads like this one brings back bad memories of the Gametrailers forums!

Seems like GAF is becoming the new Gametrailers!

My favorite thread ever in NeoGAF it's the one about the dude that started watching porn without headphones and shares the room with the sister. Can't find it anymore, no idea if it was deleted or what, but it was amazing, so many twists and turns updated live about it and the drawings with Spiderman got me laughing so hard.

I'm pretty sure that i had it on follow but i can't find it anymore

 

[Panajev2001a]

My favorite thread ever in NeoGAF it's the one about the dude that started watching porn without headphones and shares the room with the sister. Can't find it anymore, no idea if it was deleted or what, but it was amazing, so many twists and turns updated live about it and the drawings with Spiderman got me laughing so hard.

I'm pretty sure that i had it on follow but i can't find it anymore

Oh Doom_Bringer: https://www.neogaf.com/threads/naug...bermuda-triangle-doombringer-no.123986/page-2

Not exactly it perhaps but it remains one of my favourites.

 

[Mistershine.]

ITT: Too many people without a sense of humour.

 

[teezzy]

ITT: Too many people without a sense of humour.

 

[danielJackson]

Yeah, sure, uh-huh, yeah, sure...

Typical "gamer girl", stares a wall instead of TV and that isnt ergonomic at all

It also shows how bad xbox stick placement is, just look how weird her grip is poor thumb.

 

[Relativ9]

I mean yes and no...the Xbox as a brand identiy is like a Hummer, loud and in your face about how manly it is...but probably overcompensating for emotional and intellectual insecurities. Meanwhile the Playstation is a bit of a snob, it prides itself on being a sophisticated connoisseur but in reality it eats almost as much fast food as the Xbox; just inbetween courses of filet mignon. Lastly Nintendo is like the girl who just wants to be cute and play with puppies all day, everybody likes her and finds her abdorable at first, but after 40 years the relentless positivity gets a bit much and you begin to wonder why she hasn't had some character growth.

 

[ArcaneNLSC]

 

[GymWolf]

What is more masculine, a mini-fridge or a giant router, op asking the important questions i see.

 

[Fart Knight]

Xbox is for cis males

 

[RoadHazard]

Correct, but that's not a GOOD thing.

 

[Garani]

Spoiler

We all know that PC gaming is for uber chads like Terry Crews, Henry Cavill, and Linus Sebastian. Hell, even King Chad: Joe Rogan himself was hooked on Quake via a T1 Line back when he still had hair.

Nothing more manly than getting inside the machine and building your own rig - am I right, boyz? More power. More better.

That led me to thinking which would be the console for chads? The answer was obvious. Lol, definitely not the Switch, which is clearly for widdle babies. Widdle babies who poop their diapers still.

Then I thought about Xbox and how it's mostly known for Halo, Gears, and Forza, repeat. All very masculine and positively dude-bro. Muscles, guns, guns with chainsaws, and cars - heck yeah. Bro stuff.

Then we got the one and only Phil Spencer. The manliest man in the video game industry currently.

I mean which one of these dudes is more likely to bone your wife behind your back and then beat you up while laughing?

Oh - and remember the Duke? Hell yeah you need man hands made of iron and knuckles of stone just to hold it. NAMED AFTER JOHN WAYNE, HIMSELF. JOHN WAYNE, guys!!! THE DUKE!!!

Let's face it, Xbox is for dude bros. Just look at the feminine curves of the PS5 compared to the bulk of the Series X...

PS5 is built so you can play like The Last of Ellen Page 2 and Horizon Red Haired Chick Dawn, and whatever obscure body pillow wall scrolled JRPG that Xbox rejects to include via GamePass

Did I mention the Bethesda deal? It's like Xbox just keeps getting more and more manlier. Xbox lifts.

$7.5 Billion dollar studio acquisitions
12 Teraflops

The numbers don't lie my friends. Made in America, the manliest and most free of nations - Xbox is for chads.

In closing, apart from maybe Kratos (someone tell that man he is on the wrong console!) who simply agrees with me on the simple truth here...

Xbox is simply more masculine and dude bro approved. It's the console which represents me, a manly man.

Thoughts?
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This is wrong on so many levels. They are plastic boxes and have no gender orientation. This is wrong man, get help.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Thread banned: All masculinity is toxic.

Some of y'all have no sense of humor.

 

[CrysisFreak]

Xbox is the quite kid that's going to shoot up the school.
Because many people don't even fucking know what an Xbox is. And without games for another 2 years that ain't gonna change.
PS is the based console. You know, actually delivering.

 

[Garani]

Some of y'all have no sense of humor.

There is good humor and then this thread.

 

[PropellerEar]

Is PS5 detectable from outside of an Apartment?

put on of these on your apartment door

www.neogaf.com

 

[mcjmetroid]

Another day, another pointless thread.

Do you think these threads only come ONCE per day?

 

[Dibils2k]

have you not played TLOU2? Sony is clearly trying to rectify this

 

[deriks]

I hang this poster in my apartment

Who cares I'm a virgin?!

 

[Concern]

And Abby!!!!!

Abby could have been the new Marcus in Gears

 

[M1chl]

I hang this poster in my apartment

Who cares I'm a virgin?!

You most likely.

 

[chilichote]

If you need to feel manly... you're not^^

 

[lock2k]

have you not played TLOU2? Sony is clearly trying to rectify this

TLOU2 is so masculine Abby has a man's chest. Equality finally happened. lol

 

[thismeinteil]

Xbox is for cis males

You misspelled sissy.

Hey, OP, for such a manly console, why is it constantly getting it's ass handed to it? Not a single W for the Xbox after 3 tries. About to be 4. Oof.

 

[Starfield]

wtf are these kind of threads? It's like somone trying to explain the word Autism

 

[Kimahri]

The duke was without a doubt the most comfortable controller ever made. Only downside was the black and white buttons, with bumpers instead it would have been perfect.

Cable even had a failsafe so no one would trip on it. Also, that cable was far longer than the competition.

Man I loved that thing.

 

[Kdad]

Do you think these threads only come ONCE per day?

It's a new day somewhere 24 times a day.

 

[BlackTron]

If this is the reason you're buying a game, you might want to look into this book instead.

 

[Insane Metal]

I KNEW IT!

This has to be on Playstation!

 

[Hendrick's]

 

[FunkMiller]

Well, I enjoy vagina a lot more than I enjoy cock, so it's the Playstation for me. It's all about those flaps.

But I'm happy so many folks like big black towering dong.

Possibly hanging off Terry Crews.

 

[SirTerry-T]

Typical "gamer girl", stares a wall instead of TV and that isnt ergonomic at all

It also shows how bad xbox stick placement is, just look how weird her grip is poor thumb.

I dunno her grip looks like it could be pretty good to me.

 

[Based Department]

This, but unironically

 

[whitesugar]

I think one of the key elements of good comedy is brevity

 

[GustavoLT]

wrong!

Playstation is so masculine that even females characteres are affected!

 

[teezzy]

There is good humor and then this thread.

 

[Woffls]

yeah keep your feels sony lamestation. i got things to shoot and drifts to smashhh

 

[teezzy]

I think one of the key elements of good comedy is brevity

More like bro-vity

*tssss*

 

[sono]

 

[EverydayBeast]

What's the most overrated franchise? Gears of War.