There is nothing 'masculine' about gaming.
Nothing.
Any man that pretends that their gaming toy is more masculine than another is instantly even less masculine since they are delusional and delusional is not a masculine trait.
For the record, I'm not saying that you can't be masculine and be a gamer (clearly you can) but nothing about gaming makes you more masculine since gaming is in no way masculine.
Too bad you don’t get either my friend.Unfortunately I like women.
Sorry xbox
Too much testosterone here.
There is also nothing masculine by not being able to take a joke.
JFC, would you like some soy to go along with your salt flavored protein shake?
i just came from resetera i can give u my login if ya need
this thread is fucking lols
well well wlel looks like the nintenbabies have arrived
My favorite thread ever in NeoGAF it's the one about the dude that started watching porn without headphones and shares the room with the sister. Can't find it anymore, no idea if it was deleted or what, but it was amazing, so many twists and turns updated live about it and the drawings with Spiderman got me laughing so hard.Wow, threads like this one brings back bad memories of the Gametrailers forums!
Seems like GAF is becoming the new Gametrailers!
My favorite thread ever in NeoGAF it's the one about the dude that started watching porn without headphones and shares the room with the sister. Can't find it anymore, no idea if it was deleted or what, but it was amazing, so many twists and turns updated live about it and the drawings with Spiderman got me laughing so hard.
I'm pretty sure that i had it on follow but i can't find it anymore
Yeah, sure, uh-huh, yeah, sure...
We all know that PC gaming is for uber chads like Terry Crews, Henry Cavill, and Linus Sebastian. Hell, even King Chad: Joe Rogan himself was hooked on Quake via a T1 Line back when he still had hair.
Nothing more manly than getting inside the machine and building your own rig - am I right, boyz? More power. More better.
That led me to thinking which would be the console for chads? The answer was obvious. Lol, definitely not the Switch, which is clearly for widdle babies. Widdle babies who poop their diapers still.
Then I thought about Xbox and how it's mostly known for Halo, Gears, and Forza, repeat. All very masculine and positively dude-bro. Muscles, guns, guns with chainsaws, and cars - heck yeah. Bro stuff.
Then we got the one and only Phil Spencer. The manliest man in the video game industry currently.
I mean which one of these dudes is more likely to bone your wife behind your back and then beat you up while laughing?
Oh - and remember the Duke? Hell yeah you need man hands made of iron and knuckles of stone just to hold it. NAMED AFTER JOHN WAYNE, HIMSELF. JOHN WAYNE, guys!!! THE DUKE!!!
Let's face it, Xbox is for dude bros. Just look at the feminine curves of the PS5 compared to the bulk of the Series X...
PS5 is built so you can play like The Last of Ellen Page 2 and Horizon Red Haired Chick Dawn, and whatever obscure body pillow wall scrolled JRPG that Xbox rejects to include via GamePass
Did I mention the Bethesda deal? It's like Xbox just keeps getting more and more manlier. Xbox lifts.
$7.5 Billion dollar studio acquisitions
12 Teraflops
The numbers don't lie my friends. Made in America, the manliest and most free of nations - Xbox is for chads.
In closing, apart from maybe Kratos (someone tell that man he is on the wrong console!) who simply agrees with me on the simple truth here...
Xbox is simply more masculine and dude bro approved. It's the console which represents me, a manly man.
Thoughts?
Some of y'all have no sense of humor.
Another day, another pointless thread.
You most likely.I hang this poster in my apartment
Who cares I'm a virgin?!
TLOU2 is so masculine Abby has a man's chest. Equality finally happened. lolhave you not played TLOU2? Sony is clearly trying to rectify this
Xbox is for cis males
It's a new day somewhere 24 times a day.Do you think these threads only come ONCE per day?
I dunno her grip looks like it could be pretty good to me.Typical "gamer girl", stares a wall instead of TV and that isnt ergonomic at all
It also shows how bad xbox stick placement is, just look how weird her grip is poor thumb.
I think one of the key elements of good comedy is brevity