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Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 - June 3, 2012 - 6PM ET [Over] - Porn Curtains Ahoy
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Barry Burton
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Unless you think Iwata hopped a flight back to Japan just to film a 30 minute video and has magic jump-cut abilities
Well, you know he does!
OmnipotentO
Member
So is it still 1 Wii U screen controller per console? Is that final?
They didn't talk about it at all.
In the sense that software can be modularized and they can release a patch. I mean if iOS 6 drops support for some devices they are likely stuck with it.
Well you're right on the last part, but NFC was announced like centuries ago (of course after skylanders, though)
Guy Legend
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The Wii U showing today was pretty excellent. Really digging the the Wii U's UI system and the fact that they made a legit pro/classic gaming controller. Wii U gamepad is going to be great for just picking up and surfing the web, tv, communications when relaxing at home.
The graphics may not scream next gen when compared to PS3/XB360, but whole package including form and function really does.
The graphics may not scream next gen when compared to PS3/XB360, but whole package including form and function really does.
LightofRohan
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Seems pretty neat, loved the Pro Controller. They better put it in the box or this will be annoying.
But having curtains that unveil a web browser will only end in disaster. SURPRISE! TUBGIRL! (oh it's even in the OP! haha nice)
But having curtains that unveil a web browser will only end in disaster. SURPRISE! TUBGIRL! (oh it's even in the OP! haha nice)
Byronic Hero
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Doubt it. Remember when everyone thought the "Revolution" would launch in black (the first color they showed)?
Exterminieren
Banned
So that Blockbuster launch list doesnt look so fake now, does it!
We had gaffers who contributed to it, and it has Metro Last Light on it.
Yes, it does.
Yes. Please! Complete nintendo setup in black! <3
CrazedProfessional
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What if the zombie game was Retro's new game?
radioheadrule83
Banned
If the fanfare sound happens whenever those curtains open, that will never not be funny though. I'd have drinking games based on who can unveil the grossest shit on the browser.
Yes. But I doubt the Wii U will explode like the Wii (not a bad thing), and black is the second color they showed the Wii U in. And besides, the 3DS has shown a great rainbow of color choices, so it could be in the Wii U's future as well.
I doubt it.What if the zombie game was Retro's new game?
It isn't exactly a game everyone was asking Retro to make.
I welcome the game though, it could be cool.
Revolution was supossed to launch in eight colors! Sad times....
I guess this is another universually apreciable thing, enjoyed by families and 4chan users alike.
The Antitype
Banned
I don't think I've ever felt like vomiting in response to a press event before.
Thought bubbles interrupting my games? Uh, yeah, fuck you thanks.
Thought bubbles interrupting my games? Uh, yeah, fuck you thanks.
Exterminieren
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That quote came from the Paul Gale Network.
I think the last few days have shown precisely how much that means.
Thought bubbles interrupting my games? Uh, yeah, fuck you thanks.
Iwata specifically said the feature could be deactivated.
JennyTablina
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I actually really like the online, there's a lot more to explore regarding what Nintendo Network will do, and seeing how it ACTUALLY works in a real world environment, but it's pretty exciting. I mean - essentially, in a way, Nintendo has declared war on existing Social Networks by creating their own, instead of using pre-existing solutions like Twitter or Facebook. I assume the reason for this is to keep the social discussions relevant to the platform, whereas Twitter and Facebook tend to be very general. So your not spamming your non-gaming friends and family with your gaming progress. Also means the anti-facebook crowd don't have to worry about nonsense like Facebook connect.
Now I think more about it, the more genius it seems. as it allows for deeper integration on Nintendo's terms and means you don't have to worry about being unfriended/followed elsewhere. I guess Home and Xbox do similar things, but it doesn't seem as accessible to enter messages on those systems (it's also very one-on-one)
Do honestly hope the online experience matches in ease too, no friend codes and a more open community, that means I'm not just restricted to my friends list will be awesome. The local Mii gatherings sound like Vita's "Near service, but more interesting and certainly less useless. I also feel like Nintendo are making Miiverse more noticeable by making it part of the home screen. Whereas Sony stuck Near in an app, which means a large majority of users will NEVER bother checking it.
Now all I need is games, the OS looks great Nintendo, but I know it's games that make the system. Though from the way Iwata talks, he knows it's what everyone is waiting for.
Now I think more about it, the more genius it seems. as it allows for deeper integration on Nintendo's terms and means you don't have to worry about being unfriended/followed elsewhere. I guess Home and Xbox do similar things, but it doesn't seem as accessible to enter messages on those systems (it's also very one-on-one)
Do honestly hope the online experience matches in ease too, no friend codes and a more open community, that means I'm not just restricted to my friends list will be awesome. The local Mii gatherings sound like Vita's "Near service, but more interesting and certainly less useless. I also feel like Nintendo are making Miiverse more noticeable by making it part of the home screen. Whereas Sony stuck Near in an app, which means a large majority of users will NEVER bother checking it.
Now all I need is games, the OS looks great Nintendo, but I know it's games that make the system. Though from the way Iwata talks, he knows it's what everyone is waiting for.
The fact that games you don't even own can show up right on your main system menu is one thing, but the fact that there can be a ton of Miis crowding around it which all represent real people and real discussions, that's like the next level of genius marketing. Now I know why they want to go for digital download options for nearly all retails games, I'll bet my left nut there will be a "buy now" button immediately when you click the icon of that game.
Conceptually and even visually it resembles that EA in a Nutshell video.
Conceptually and even visually it resembles that EA in a Nutshell video.
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kittens
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LOL yeah I guess if you put it sideby side with the previous shows, this wins by a landslide.
EatinOlives
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This wasn't such a bad idea after all, given how relaying this information on Tuesday would've dragged down the conference itself. If they pull off game after game during the conference they'll keep a great flow throughout.
That said, by Nintendo's own admittance these announcements (while neat) weren't particularly "amazing". Amusing seeing the kneejerk "OMG MEGATON" and "JUST WON E3" reactions out of the stream.
That said, by Nintendo's own admittance these announcements (while neat) weren't particularly "amazing". Amusing seeing the kneejerk "OMG MEGATON" and "JUST WON E3" reactions out of the stream.
This guy better be in Smash Bros Wii U.
I want a Chibi Robo style game starring him. You play as Nonspecific Action Figure and try to cheer up your lonely game addict owner.
Pingoreous
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am afraid Nintendo will hold off the black WiiU for when sales are slow or for special Editions like they always do. History shows they tease different colors at launch and never release that way. I understand the move because they have to create an identifiable look at launch so as to not confuse people. yeah i know but they feel people are that stupid. Also it helps to only manufacture one color at launch to have enough launch units.
gamergirly
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What was this Zombie game that was in the video?:
IsntChrisL
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They showed black a full year before white with the Wii.
With the Wii U they showed black a full year after they showed white. With less than a year before launch.
It's looking better than it was before.
Corleth the Fey
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Zombie coppers and Beefeaters? Nice.
Soulscribe
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I hate the idea of having to own several different types of controllers for one console. They had the right idea with the TV Control button because we like the idea of controlling everything from one simple place but then we have to juggle around all this plastic. Meh.
Mushroomer25
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What was this Zombie game that was in the video?:
"Shooting Zombified British Armed Guards - The Game!"
Combined with AC3, it fufills every American's desire to ruthlessly murder those damn Brits with no consequence.
Seriously though, I doubt it's anything legitimate.
Colonel Mustard
Banned
British Stereotype Zombie: The Game
Beaten.
Seriously though. Royal guards, Bobbies and bad-teeth (looks like golden caps) wow
Beaten.
Seriously though. Royal guards, Bobbies and bad-teeth (looks like golden caps) wow
HisshouBuraiKen
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So Iwata said you can see messages from people in your country or those who speak your "language." Because of his accent it's kinda ambiguous if that should've been plural - anyone else thing MiiVerse will support bilingual people/households?
What was this Zombie game that was in the video?:
Theoretically. If this is a new Nintendo game. Which is a good 50/50 really. It probably comes from a UK developer no? Nintendo/Headstrong new FPS IP?
I'd realised about the Queen's Guard, but not the police officers behind. It's a curiously British affair. Is the final boss Liz, drunk on Jubilee power?What was this Zombie game that was in the video?:
This confuses me; throughout the skit I thought the zombie game didn't exist; it was just a mockup as a proof of concept. Having seen it beyond random flashes, though... that's awfully, well, quirky to be a plausible mockup, much more distinctive than I'd expect for 'generic zombie game'.
True, true. Although, not as expansive as Nintendo Channel data of course! I hope they'll integrate that in for the Wii U this time around (and 3DS).
It's like the Steam friends list, except you're not limited to friends.
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