Well, you're always free to go back to the game where you think
Wait what, 265 second cooldown? Jesus Christ that's worse than Enigma's black hole. Very spammable and interesting spell. Yes, a spell on a four minute cooldown that moves you a whopping... 400 range. That's pretty impressive.
Honestly, you could actually put some effort into learning the game and understanding why certain things are the way they are... or you can continue ignoring every valuable post that has attempted to assist you and just keep whining about extreme exaggerations of this game you hate. Whatever floats your boat. The most comical thing you've said though is the boring laning. Jee whiz it sure is fun getting only 10 total kills from both teams in 30+ minutes, League sure is awesome in that regard. I'll just keep sticking with the game that often goes to 40 kills in 30 minutes and commonly goes up to 70+, with many of these kills happening in the first 15 minutes.
If you like League, that's fine... But acting like you're in the position to talk like you even have a basic grasp of Dota is silly goose status.