that's what they remind me ofSalazar said:I feel like these are Xena pics.
that's what they remind me ofSalazar said:I feel like these are Xena pics.
Because Conan is all about subtlety and lack of machismo.Byakuya769 said:Yea. People are complaining cause the guy doesn't fit their roided up Gears of War homoerotic fantasy.
Byakuya769 said:Yea. People are complaining cause the guy doesn't fit their roided up Gears of War homoerotic fantasy.
-Mikey- said:Pretty sure those pics are from A Game of Thrones and not from the set of the new Conan movie. I saw those posted a few days ago from http://winter-is-coming.net/.
DrBaalzamon said:Krom laughs at this reboot. He laughs from his mountain.
These are his younger years. Before he became dedicated and really started hitting the gym.Combine said:I was about to say that the 300 or Spartacus actors are all far more ripped than this guy. Was this the best they could really find?
Sabotage said:
They can still use his music.Laguna X said:Basil Poledouris passed away a few years back dude.
Jeez, just look at that. Not pictured in the gif is the subsequent immediate impregnation of 100 women who Conan inadvertently looked at while feasting.Alfarif said:![]()
This new Conan is not cut enough, not big enough, and not mean looking enough. I don't think that fucker could even swing a plastic sword. He looks terribad and makes me retch just thinking about this movie.
AkuMifune said:Krom laughs at this girlie man.
Also, Conan was never a "young wild barbarian". He was a slave pushing a wheel while the weak died around him until adulthood.
Alfarif said:Oh god, this is perfect. I need to rewatch these films. They were absolutely fucking amazing.
DrBaalzamon said:Krom laughs at this reboot. He laughs from his mountain.
Sabotage said:
sparky2112 said:Amazing in an absolutely craptastic way. They were abysmal. There is nowhere to go but up for Conan on film.
Chris Redfield RE1 or RE5?Replicant said:Gears of War? Gross. More like Chris Redfield's RE5 hot body.
Who the F is Marcus Nipple?Stitch said:doesn't really matter who's playing conan. it's made by marcus nispel so it's gonna suck anyway.
Here's the rest of that segment from Wikipedia, though:Mr. Snrub said:I was hoping someone would get my quote reference in the title
Also, all those people saying "OMG CONAN WASNT HUGE UR HOMOEROTIC STUPID" need to read Aske's post.
So, fault the 6'4", 210lb. Momoa for not having a square-cut mane of hair or blue eyes, fault him for being a bad actor, fault him for not being born Arnold Schwarzenegger; but don't fault him for not being big enough or muscular enough or tan enough to play Conan, when he easily fulfills those requirements as envisioned by Howard himself.Conan has "sullen" or "smoldering" blue eyes and a black "square-cut mane". Howard once describes him as having a hairy chest and, while comic book interpretations often portray Conan as wearing a loincloth or other minimalist clothing, Howard describes the character as wearing whatever garb is typical for the land and culture in which Conan finds himself. Though Howard never gave a strict height or weight for Conan in a story, only describing him in loose terms like "giant" and "massive", he did once state that Conan and another of Howard's characters, the crusader Cormac Fitzgeoffrey, were "physical doubles" at 6'2" and 210 lb (188 cm and 95 kg, a description of Howard's own height and weight). In the tales no human is ever described as stronger than Conan, although several are mentioned as taller (such as the strangler Baal-pteor) or of larger bulk. In a letter to P. Schuyler Miller and John D. Clark in 1936 only three months before Howard's death, Conan is described as standing 6 feet and weighing 180 pounds when he takes part in an attack on Venarium at only 15 years old, though being far from fully grown. Although Conan is muscular, Howard frequently compares his agility and way of moving to that of a panther (see for instance "Jewels of Gwahlur," "Beyond the Black River" or "Rogues in the House"). His skin is frequently characterized as bronzed from constant exposure to the sun. In his younger years, he is often depicted wearing a light chain shirt and a horned helmet, though appearances vary with different artists.
During his reign as king of Aquilonia, Conan was "... a tall man, mightily shouldered and deep of chest, with a massive corded neck and heavily muscled limbs. He was clad in silk and velvet, with the royal lions of Aquilonia worked in gold upon his rich jupon, and the crown of Aquilonia shone on his square-cut black mane; but the great sword at his side seemed more natural to him than the regal accoutrements. His brow was low and broad, his eyes a volcanic blue that smoldered as if with some inner fire. His dark, scarred, almost sinister face was that of a fighting-man, and his velvet garments could not conceal the hard, dangerous lines of his limbs."[7]
Though several later authors have referred to Conan as "Germanic-looking", Howard imagined the Cimmerians as a proto-Celtic people with mostly black hair and blue or grey eyes. Ethnically the Cimmerians to which Conan belongs are descendants of the Atlanteans, though they do not remember their ancestry. In his fictional historical essay The Hyborian Age, Howard describes how the people of Atlantis the land where his character King Kull originated had to move east after a great cataclysm changed the face of the world and sank their island, settling where northern Ireland and Scotland would eventually be located. In the same work, Howard also described how the Cimmerians eventually moved south and east after the age of Conan (presumably in the vicinity of the Black Sea, where the historical Cimmerians dwelt).
Stitch said:doesn't really matter who's playing conan. it's made by marcus nispel so it's gonna suck anyway.
Last three movies he directed that weren't straight to tv or video were the TCM remake, Pathfinder and the Friday the 13th remake...None of those give me any faith in him.RustyNails said:Who the F is Marcus Nipple?
JdFoX187 said:Anyone using Arnold's two movies as a knowledge base for the Conan lore really has no idea what they're talking about. He was a large, muscular man, but he wasn't a muscle-bound weightlifting dude like Arnold was in his movies. Not to mention the only thing they have in common is the name and a few very vague similarities. I hope Nispel sticks closer to Robert E. Howard's original stories than Arnold's versions. And this is coming from someone who really enjoyed them, at least Conan the Barbarian that is.
Of those, the only one I've seen was Pathfinder. Movie was fucking terrible. I'm expecting more of the same here.Space A Cobra said:Last three movies he directed that weren't straight to tv or video were the TCM remake, Pathfinder and the Friday the 13th remake...None of those give me any faith in him.
AkuMifune said:Also, Conan was never a "young wild barbarian". He was a slave pushing a wheel while the weak died around him until adulthood.
MaxSteel said:yeah - the original conan is neither roided out nor a dumb lumbering hulk. wasn't he a prince at one point who left his home for adventure?
personally, i love the arnold conan - but saying this new stuff isn't canon isn't true
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besada said:Guy looks okay to me. No idea whether he can act or not, but he can't do worse than the Governator.
I always hated his Conan. Conan climbed tall towers barehanded and dropped to his feet like a cat. Arnold moved like a steroidal Frankenstein. Conan was frequently saved by his flexibility. Arnold could barely lift his hands over his head.
DrBaalzamon said:Krom laughs at this reboot. He laughs from his mountain.
Shaka said:
besada said:Guy looks okay to me. No idea whether he can act or not, but he can't do worse than the Governator.
I always hated his Conan. Conan climbed tall towers barehanded and dropped to his feet like a cat. Arnold moved like a steroidal Frankenstein. Conan was frequently saved by his flexibility. Arnold could barely lift his hands over his head.
Should have black hair, though.
Spike Spiegel said:Here's the rest of that segment from Wikipedia, though:
Spike Spiegel said:So, fault the 6'4", 210lb. Momoa for not having a square-cut mane of hair or blue eyes, fault him for being a bad actor, fault him for not being born Arnold Schwarzenegger; but don't fault him for not being big enough or muscular enough or tan enough to play Conan, when he easily fulfills those requirements as envisioned by Howard himself.