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[Razorskin]

It's been awhile.

Rules:

- The competition officially starts at 12:01 AM EST on November 1st, 2010. You have until 11:59 PM EST the day before (Sunday) to enter.

- Wet dreams don't count.

- Sex counts. Getting laid is a much bigger achievement than winning a no masturbation contest on a videogame forum, so be proud and admit it.

- You must check in with us weekly and tell us you're still in. Failure to do so means automatic disqualification.

- Be honest! You have nothing to gain by lying to us and staying in after you've jerked it.

Use these gifs to identify when you're out:

the Titus Balsac award

but let us not forget the individual who so fails to resist the touch of his own hand, falling first. he will be awarded:

the Breakneck Beater trophy

Contestants:
Razorskin
Jason's Ultimatum
smokeymicpot
Commodore_Perry
TL4E
sebajuNujabes
WorriedCitizen
Yoritomo
Shalashaska
-viper-
Teh Hamburglar
TheBlackKing
X26
Benjillion
Fusebox
Lucius86
Osietra
Amakusa (?)
ReiGun
SuperÑ
cnizzle06 (?)
thesoapster
Serenade
Shalashaska161
livestOne
Janken
tomjenkins


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[Jason's Ultimatum]

I haven't jerked off in weeks.

I'm in.

 

[NomarTyme]

I just did it.

 

[Amir0x]

I always watch these threads thinking there's no real honor among thieves and that the ultimate winner is just the best at fibbing about not jerking it

Anyone in a relationship would be a real jerk to participate too :lol

 

[Fisticuffs]

I'm gonna masturbate right the fuck now, because I'm not doing anything that's endorsed by the retard cuntface Costanza. Angry fapping FTW

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Not doing it this year. Last year I got Breakneck Beater so I don't want to repeat. I haven't slowed down!

 

[smokeymicpot]

I can do this. I am in.

When is the start date cause in the quote it says 1/10/10. I do not have a time machine at hand it is stuck in that chaplin video still.

 

[this guy]

Proud to say that I can't compete this time because I have sex now.

Spoiler

Yeah, I'm bragging. Deal with it.

 

[EzLink]

WHATS UP BITCHES!

I'm totally in. Hopefully this will motivate me to talk to more girls

EDIT: Are you still in if you do other sexual things, so long as you don't actually get off?

 

[McLovin]

I might try out.. but what the hell am I going to do with the free time on my lunch break

I haven't jerked off in weeks.

I'm in.

You still have time before it starts... jerkoffathon gooo

 

[HiResDes]

This really isn't a contest worth winning or that I'd be proud to win...In fact I think an inverse competition would be more impressive. But with that being said I don't think anybody has a chance against me unless they are over fifty or are part of the female gender.

 

[Commodore_Perry]

I'm in.

 

[TL4E]

I'll give it a whirl.

 

[Kaako]

I'll pass this time. Pretty sure I made top 10 or 5 last time (almost 2 months or more). Best of luck, gentlemen.

 

[sebajuNujabes]

Curious to see how long I'll last. I'm in.

 

[McLovin]

I'll pass this time. Pretty sure I made top 10 or 5 last time (almost 2 months or more). Best of luck, gentlemen.

Woah woah these things go on for months? I'm out :lol

 

[Razorskin]

I can do this. I am in.

When is the start date cause in the quote it says 1/10/10. I do not have a time machine at hand it is stuck in that chaplin video still.

Huh? Better get in this contest before you go fully blind.

 

[Always-honest]

nooope. this weekend i'm getting some. Bye.

 

[vicissitudes]

I entered a few times. Then I realized how stupid that was.

 

[WorriedCitizen]

I just managed 6 days without it last week. I'm in. 7 days would be a new personal record.

 

[Yoritomo]

I'm in. Wife is pregnant and has a cold. Dry spell incoming.

 

[Shalashaska]

1/11/10

Crazy backwards people. Especially considering my birthday is 1/11, wondered why this would start over 2 months away :lol


I'm in.

 

[Salsa]

edit: oh nevermind i had that wrong. Things can go south when my GF finds out im not having sex with her because of GAF :lol

 

[-viper-]

in

 

[StuBurns]

Sex didn't count on the show.

 

[BobTheFork]

WTF did a bunch of you get together and plan out all these GAF-MAN threads? AFter the first two about eating out and sleeping in a woman I just assumed it was someone's attempt to have a 'heterosexual' specific thread that didn't get locked.

 

[Razorskin]

Sex didn't count on the show.

Sex counts. Getting laid is a much bigger achievement than winning a no masturbation contest on a videogame forum, so be proud and admit it.

.

 

[Escape Goat]

I'm in.

 

[Axion22]

Damn... how many will fall in the hours after the tick of midnight on Halloween? So much slutty costumed temptation...

I'm out; relationship.

 

[Escape Goat]

I'm out.

 

[Sharp]

How is this GAF-MAN when Elaine is in the original show?

Also: I am definitely not in.

 

[TheBlackKing]

Count me in. WOO! Let's do it, GAF!

 

[X26]

I've enetered like three of these and have always been out the next day or two. I'm in, but I'm not expecting much from myself

Also, once 3/4 of the participants are gone, consider it over because the last 1/4 are just full of shit, always

 

[Razorskin]

How is this GAF-MAN when Elaine is in the original show?

Also: I am definitely not in.

I was just going with the current GAF trend, I hope a mod would be kind enough to change the title to: "The Contest" Halloween 2010 Edition

 

[Benjamin_MFF]

Yeah...I'm in. *Hopes Halloween will save me*

 

[Fusebox]

Never done this one before, so why not? Count me in.

Does it start now or when the last person signs up??

 

[Lucius86]

Fuck it, I'm single this year.

I'm in.

 

[Kaako]

Woah woah these things go on for months? I'm out :lol

O yea, but don't worry about that. I did it more of a self-will/test more than anything. I did not think I would last that long to be honest. Me and Kusagari were the only 'Ks' left and he is asexual. hahah

 

[Osietra]

I'm so in, until I go upstairs to bed, and have sex with my hot flesh-tube!

 

[Razorskin]

Never done this one before, so why not? Count me in.

Does it start now or when the last person signs up??

Starts at the time listed in the OP (Nov 1st), this a mercy period, fap away!

 

[pirata]

Good luck, guys. I'm not joining in because it probably wouldn't be fair.

Also, like I said in my last post on the last thread, I really think all the contestants should be required to provide information about themselves (age, exposure to pornography, etc.) so that we can later correlate the data.

 

[Amakusa]

I'm so in

.............*ahems*


http://imgur.com/bOmYX.gif


annnnnd I'm out before it even starts.

I have no will power *wipes keyboard*

 

[ReiGun]

I'm in for this.

 

[SuperÑ]

I'm in.

 

[cnizzle06]

Goodbye girlfriend of 1 year

Hellooooo video game forum masturbation contest

 

[thesoapster]

In

 

[Calcaneus]

I don't know, lots of tests and paper due for me early next, I'm gonna need a stress reliever.

I'll think about it.

 

[Gospel]

My allergies have made me the sickest I've ever been lately. I've had no desire to beat my meat.

I'm in.

and when i win, i'll cum a rainbow shower~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

[Shalashaska161]

I'm in. Made it a week last time. Gotta try and beat my personal record of 2 weeks. :lol

 

[brianjones]

I'm out.

:lol