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[Tornado Condor]

There was a thread similar to this one a couple of days ago except with the stupid "Man-GAF" part on the title. An awesome mod gave me the blessing to make this thread again.

So here we go (shamelessly stolen from previous Costanza threads):

By popular vote, the point of this contest has changed. The true winner(s) of this contest will be those who can hold themselves after November. Those who make it beyond December will be the crowned kings of GAF.

Rules:

Contest has oficially started. No one will be accepted anymore. Try again next contest!

- Wet dreams don't count.

- Sex counts. Getting laid is a much bigger achievement than winning a no masturbation contest on a videogame forum, so be proud and admit it.

- You must check in with us weekly and tell us you're still in. The day to check in will be every Monday, starting November 8th. Failure to do so means automatic disqualification.

- Be honest! You have nothing to gain by lying to us and staying in after you've jerked it.

When you declare that you're out of the competition, you can use one of these GIFs for easy identification:

The winner(s) will receive:

the Titus Balsac award

but let us not forget the individual who so fails to resist the touch of his own hand, falling first. he will be awarded:

the Breakneck Beater trophy

Contestants:
-salva
-zero_suit
-dschalter
-Cuban Legend
-Verano
-RobertM
-Varjet
-Sai-Kun
-SaintZ
-bigosc2k
-Kurashima

Eliminated
-Petrie - Breakneck Beater trophy of shame and disgust
-X26
-Fusebox
-FleckSplat
-Lkr
-FootNinja
-Rewrite
-Bo130
-FunkyPajamas
-friskykillface
-WorriedCitizen
-celebi23
-Foxix
-cashman
-Aesius
-J Tourettes
-silvon
-koam
-The Skater
-Shalashaska161
-Commodore_Perry
-Zanken
-Ridli
-HiResDes
-Rickard
-Shalashaska
-bud
-Dr. Pangloss
-Kusagari
-Fantastical
-retty
-shadowcomplex
-thesoapster
-rooster93
-smokeymicpot
-ATF487
-JasonS
-_Isaac
-EzLink
-fallagin
-Siebzehn50
-RadioHeadAche
-AnkitT
--COOLIO-
-TL4E
-jacobs34
-ahoyhoy
-hertog
-N.A
-GurgleBot20
-ZayneH
-Schmitty
-vectorman06
-klyka
-ericexpo
-kryptikjoker
-TheBlackKing
-voodoojohn
-weekend_warrior
-vid
-ICallItFutile
-Joey Fox
-tarius1210
--x.Red.x-
-Kenak
-joedrum
-Shiggie
-JoeBoy101
-Vai
-DanteFox
-Maron
-Ogni-XR21
-Fuzzy
-TangMeng
-DrFunk
-cooljeanius
-Kraut
-Noez
-Janken
-NaughtyCalibur
-DMPrince
-ianp622
-Morro!
-ShallNoiseUpon
-cnizzle06 + gf
-xKillTheMx
-Pinko Marx
-speculawyer
-Alaskanbullworm
-AvidNobody
-SS4Gogita
-NintendoGal
-Yonn
-Lyphen
-ninj4junpei
-DrBaalzamon
-neptunes
-Trasher
--Kees-
-Zombie James
-B-Rad Lascelle
-Plywood
-El Sloth
-nskinnear


Failed to Check in
-Shanadeus
-GiJoccin
-BakedPigeon
-zankara
-NightHawk17
-I NEED SCISSORS
-RevoDS
-ReiGun
-theinfinityissue
-FunkyMunkey
-VendettaXXI
-whitehawk
-PhoenixDark
-_dementia
-sevenchaos
-Large Professor
-sonikokaruto
-LiquidMetal14
-The Big Rig
-Cubsfan23
-favouriteflavour
-dmshadow
-Confused101
-thefit
-g35twinturbo
-canoli2006
-Cyan
--viper-
-GK86
-Wthermans
-Serenade
-Anticitizen One
-weepy
-Razorskin
-Not a Jellyfish


P. 1462

 

[Femmeworth]

Count me in.

 

[cashman]

I'm in.

 

[speculawyer]

Why not cut & paste the contestant list from that thread?

(I'm in.)

 

[smokeymicpot]

Sign me up.

 

[Fusebox]

So if I was in for yesterdays thread, but then 'out' last night, can I get in again on this new thread?

 

[Complex Shadow]

I AM IN ! (again)

 

[wandering goat]

I'm in. This actually falls at the perfect time for me, as I'm leaving for Europe to visit relatives for two weeks or so starting on the 3rd. So two weeks shouldn't be a problem, anyway. . .

 

[Shalashaska161]

I'm in again :lol

 

[Tornado Condor]

So if I was in for yesterdays thread, but then 'out' last night, can I get in again on this new thread?

yep

 

[Clydefrog]

I'm not going to bother joining. Have fun guys.

 

[TangMeng]

In!


Lack of Costanza makes me :,(

 

[zero_suit]

In

 

[Mudkips]

Change to "Wanksgiving Edition", please.

 

[EzLink]

.

 

[Tornado Condor]

In!


Lack of Costanza makes me :,(

When we jerk off, he will be in our minds.

 

[Shanadeus]

I'm in.

 

[Apath]

I guess I'm in. We all know a few idiots are going to lie their way until the end, claiming they had no sexual activity of any kind for two months :lol

My goal is to last a week!

 

[-viper-]

in

 

[GiJoccin]

i'm in

 

[Ashhong]

In!


Lack of Costanza makes me :,(

This reads much more perverted than intended..

 

[speculawyer]

When we jerk off, he will be in our minds.

That image just probably got me another week of not fapping.

 

[Tornado Condor]

That image just probably got me another week of not fapping.

 

[koam]

I mentioned this in the last thread, but can we do this for the entire month of November and the people who last till the end win instead of the broken way it's done now?

 

[paparazzo]

Why not cut & paste the contestant list from that thread?

.

Also, in.

 

[Tornado Condor]

I mentioned this in the last thread, but can we do this for the entire month of November and the people who last till the end win instead of the broken way it's done now?

Sounds like an idea. I'll think about it later cause i gotta do some homework now (and some furious fapping).

 

[BakedPigeon]

In.

 

[DrFunk]

IN

 

[FleckSplat]

I'm in.

 

[ViperVisor]

Count me out. But here are these.

 

[Rewrite]

Hehehe. Let's roll. I'm in.

 

[Mudkips]

Just to make it harder on you guys

 

[Rewrite]

what.

 

[erpg]

I'm in.

 

[NaughtyCalibur]

Oh I am so in this bitch. Last time I failed hard as hell, though -- couldn't even manage a week. I was really stressed out though, where as now I think I'm pretty chill.

My goal is not to win. I just want to manage at least two weeks. :lol

 

[-x.Red.x-]

im fuking innnnnn

 

[zankara]

In

 

[xKilltheMx]

In again to win

 

[Kraut]

I'm in. Always found these threads hilarious when I was still a lurker.

 

[Pinko Marx]

I'm in, but I have a quick question. I was in for the last one, but since it got closed I figured that means it was cool to fap again. SO I did. Does that mean I lose the last one?




Just curious.

 

[Razorskin]

I'm in, but I have a quick question. I was in for the last one, but since it got closed I figured that means it was cool to fap again. SO I did. Does that mean I lose the last one?




Just curious.

The contest only starts at the time listed in the OP.


in

 

[silvon]

I'm in! My aim is to beat my pathetic Contest record of three days.

 

[DMG-01]

I'm in. Always found these threads hilarious when I was still a lurker.

Same.

 

[Tornado Condor]

Same.

So are you in or not?

 

[The Last Wizard]

alright im in

 

[Rickard]

In.

 

[I NEED SCISSORS]

I'm in.

So are you in or not?

That's what she said..

 

[Plywood]

I mentioned this in the last thread, but can we do this for the entire month of November and the people who last till the end win instead of the broken way it's done now?

I'd totally be in, if that was the case.

 

[cooljeanius]

In.

 

[SS4Gogita]

Totally in. Let me know if you want any helpers to keep track of contestants.