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[Baleoce]

If you think about it, Predator has a horrible track record with crossovers.

This needs more love haha

 

[Nester99]

Kevin is Bruce Wayne. Copyright forced them to change the names.

 

[CreepingFear]

Kevin is Bruce Wayne. Copyright forced them to change the names.

I thought that was Skyfall. I'm confused as fuck.

 

[TissueBox]

Speaking of Skyfall all of a sudden I get this random urge to see Anton Chigurh vs. Kevin lmao, the ultimate comedy thriller. Holy shnaps the impossibility of this existing anywhere but inside my head is gonna ruin me for the next hour or so now.

 

[Apt101]

great, I just snorted wine out of my nose.

 

[HStallion]

Speaking of Skyfall all of a sudden I get this random urge to see Anton Chigurh vs. Kevin lmao, the ultimate comedy thriller. Holy shnaps the impossibility of this existing anywhere but inside my head is gonna ruin me for the next hour or so now.

No Country for Child Stars

 

[Emperor Bohe]

this right here is the peak moment of the whole home alone franchise (along with the slipping scene right before it)

 

[Biske]

They threatened to murder him beforehand.

Still 4 bricks to the head. 4???

Adamantium skull I guess. Didn't realize this was a marvel cross over.

 

[TissueBox]

No Country for Child Stars

Home Alone With Friend-O

 

[RBH]

Nutted but she still sucking

omg :lol :lol

 

[HStallion]

Home Alone With Friend-O

Kevin tries to superheat the doorknob but Anton just blasts it in with his cattle gun. The antics ensue.

 

[Trakan]

Harry and Marv broke into his house in the first movie and I think Harry threatened to bite all of Kevin's fingers off. I think he can hold a grudge.

 

[wrestleman]

This is the same flimsy crap as when someone in wrestling threads tries to say "Oh, how is Rusev the heel? He just loves his country and his wife, and [insert face here] is just mean and ruining his wedding and speeches etc etc".

 

[Sephzilla]

This is the same flimsy crap as when someone in wrestling threads tries to say "Oh, how is Rusev the heel? He just loves his country and his wife, and [insert face here] is just mean and ruining his wedding and speeches etc etc".

.... But Roman Reigns character was legitimately the heel in that story.

 

[Professor Beef]

Still 4 bricks to the head. 4???

Adamantium skull I guess. Didn't realize this was a marvel cross over.

Technically it should've been less since he aimed a couple of those at Harry.

.... But Roman Reigns character was legitimately the heel in that story.

Rusev acted like a dick, so Reigns had to teach him a lesson. Reigns is the face. But I can understand you not knowing the difference between good and evil since you love NuRobocop ayyyyyy

 

[>:)]

Kevin is absolutely in the right here. I mean think about the abuse Marv and Harry go through here. Fire? Minor inconvenience to them. Electricity? Might as well be static electricity to them. Bricks to the face, falling down great distances, and even a tarantula to the face...These people can take more damage than the so called super villains in the MCU.

And Kevin knows this. He knows he can never stop them, only slow them down. Oh and speaking of villains...

Why does the head concierge zero in on Kevin the moment he saw him? 'Find out everything you can about him' he tells his assistant, sneaks into his locked room at night for God knows what reason, he becomes completely obsessed with this kid. Tim Curry is good and all, but motherfucker is 10x creepier here than in full clown gear in It.

Kevin is the hero he didn't even know he was becoming.

 

[Javaman]

All he had to do was call the cops and tell them what time the crooks were going to rob the store.

 

[Hyperactivity]

I can't wait for Kevin to get brought up into conversation of greatest planners, power level contests, "who would win" arguments, etc.

 

[Escape Goat]

I can't wait for Kevin to get brought up into conversation of greatest planners, power level contests, "who would win" arguments, etc.

Don't forget his midichlorian count.

 

[W-00]

All he had to do was call the cops and tell them what time the crooks were going to rob the store.

The cops? You think the cops could handle the Wet Sticky Bandits?! Those guys are superhuman monsters that just broke out! The only times the cops can handle them is after Kevin has risked his life to soften them up.

 

[PK Gaming]

The main antagonist from DanganRonpa's favorite movie is Home Alone.

Let that sink in.

 

[Not]

Wow, lol

You're totally right

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

Kevin is the good guy, but he is not a good person.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

When questioned on his borderline homicidal behavior, Kevin McCallister replied:

"it was just a prank bro"

 

[AnotherDayAnotherDollar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh7-wAy_8ss

 

[Lonewolf_92]

To be fair, Kevin did sort of end up pretty messed up later in life due to all these shenanigans.

Spoiler

How did noone yet link to that? GAF be slipping!

 

[FTF]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh7-wAy_8ss

To be fair, Kevin did sort of end up pretty messed up later in life due to all these shenanigans.

Spoiler

How did noone yet link to that? GAF be slipping!

lol

 

[Aselith]

Don't forget his midichlorian count.

Slightly higher than Chewbacca

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

It's god damn Home Alone. Relax.
This is the same type of analysis some of you put on Ross from Friends.

It's fun to do this realism shit. Relax.

 

[Wag]

Kevin vs Batman....hmmm

http://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/battles-7/kevin-mccallister-vs-batman-updated-1604188/

Been done.

 

[SJRB]

Look man, if you plan to steal from an old man's toy store and its profits meant for an orphanage or a children's hospital or whatever you're basically forfeiting your life.

Kevin could've killed them both on the spot but he wanted to punish them and went HAM.

 

[Defuser]

Head canon is that Kevin is an alternate timeline Batman in later life because his parents never came home.

"Having realise his parents never came home. Kevin abandon his surname of McCallister and goes on to become Batman....voiced by Kevin Conroy."

 

[Rymuth]

H's like a child version of Jigsaw.

In a skit, Culkin portrays Kevin as having grown up into a pretty fucked up individual

*NSFW warning....maybe?*

Spoiler

 

[NEO0MJ]

What always gets me is that they bothered to even head into the house after 1 trap

Their justification is that he took their photo but they were already escaped criminals who left proof it was them everywhere they went. Why would they care about their photos

It would have brought more attention to them and added more time to their sentence.
Plus those two have developed an intense hatred for Kevin. Logic stops mattering at that point.

 

[EGOMON]

What happened to this guy? I always wondered if he was going to be a big star after these movies

 

[Nexus Zero]

What happened to this guy? I always wondered if he was going to be a big star after these movies

Heroin, mostly

 

[Blues1990]

On a related note, people say that Kevin's mum is a "horrible mother", but no one says a thing about his dad.

A bit one-sided, no?

 

[RecRoulette]

Head canon is that Kevin is an alternate timeline Batman in later life because his parents never came home.

 

[Big Chungus]

His uncle is a dick.

 

[big_z]

Im surprised there hasn't been a horror movie where a bunch of urban explorers sneak into an abandoned asylum and someone known as Kevin(played by Macaulay Culkin) hunts them down with devious traps.

 

[Joni]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh7-wAy_8ss

To be fair, Kevin did sort of end up pretty messed up later in life due to all these shenanigans.

Spoiler

How did noone yet link to that? GAF be slipping!

Isn't there also a scared marv version?

 

[DeathyBoy]

Technically it should've been less since he aimed a couple of those at Harry.


Rusev acted like a dick, so Reigns had to teach him a lesson. Reigns is the face. But I can understand you not knowing the difference between good and evil since you love NuRobocop ayyyyyy

No, Reigns IS the heel.

Dude crashed Rusev's second wedding, mocked his country, threatened him, then set up Lana being pushed into the cake. And laughed.

Reigns is the worst face ever.

 

[Professor Beef]

No, Reigns IS the heel.

Dude crashed Rusev's second wedding, mocked his country, threatened him, then set up Lana being pushed into the cake. And laughed.

Reigns is the worst face ever.

Keep saying it, I'm sure it'll come true eventually.

 

[moltonasty]

Nutted but she still sucking

this meme gets me everytime fuckin lol

 

[-shadow-]

Completely out of nowhere this gag, and it's by far the best one of the series. Absolute highlight!

 

[giancarlo123x]

Isn't there also a scared marv version?

If there is someone please link it

 

[Ralemont]

Kevin lost in Home Alone 1 though. Ol' Man Marley bailed him out.

 

[Dunedain_Ranger]

I always thought honest trailers killed it on these . "Watch as these horrible bandits commit robbery in daylight while wearing fingerless gloves " every time it gets me

https://youtu.be/GTo6yvJ5SCM

 

[GDGF]

What happened to this guy? I always wondered if he was going to be a big star after these movies

Well, later on in life he went on to do a movie called Party Monster with Seth Green.

Check it out. It's pretty awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV7MND4r0mY

 

[Camper Van Beethoven]

Home Alone 2 is inferior is every way compared to the first movie except for this one shot. The skeleton gag gets me every time.

The entire torture porn segment in 2 is light years better than 1.