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Is Aquaman the greatest butt of a joke ever?
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Jean and Scott were growing apart during that time. I think that was after Scott merged with Apocalypse. I blame the Madeline Pryor stuff to writers/ editors not being sure what they were doing.
Professor Beef
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"There's always a canal!"
"Or an inlet!"
"Or a fjord!"
Good ol' nightboat.
Angelus Errare
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Yea I don't think Aquaman wants to travel by sewers. That'd quickly turn into another running joke. Aquaman: The Shit He Has To Put Up With™
Finaika
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How can squirrels bite through metal?
Spike Spiegel
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It'd be interesting to see which direction she turns this time, that's for sure. On the one hand you've got Scott, who still gets bent out of shape when people mention her and/or the Phoenix in the same sentence, and who is probably getting his just desserts with the whole Emma/Namor thing. On the other hand you've got Logan, whose love/obsession for her hasn't diminished over time, and who does vaguely creepy things like name a school after her and keep a lock of her hair.
They could make it into a wacky dating game storyline.
I don't think they're even biting him. I think Doom is just scared shitless.
Regardless of who she picks, there'll be plenty of counseling in the "happy" couple's future. That's for sure.
If scott was smart, he would take the psylocke route. And logan would be best trying to capture mystiques heart.. even though the last man she gave attention to she tried to kill. And she tried to kill logan a few times as well, but it would be a fun ride, and he wouldn't be sniping a chick that used to date a summers(both jean and domino)
Vulcano's assistant
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Love this super-heroes threads. As a matter of fact, the Hulk thread last year was the first I ever posted in.
He's stagnant without them. So the only path that would be best is a solo run devoid of other xmen. Or tenure as an avenger.
Or timetraveling adventure with Artie.
Add to that. Swashbucking time travel adventure with corsair and a recently resurrected kurt. And a random pick of exiles t'chaka for added ballocaust levels.
Someone mind explaining the history to Aquaman being the butt-end of so many jokes? Is it all because of Superfriends? His useless powers, being relegated to menial tasks, his look, everything. Everyone makes fun of him, even if you've never heard of Justice League.
oh shit! bwhahaha!
batman > all
It could be a one shot where Aquaman punches his way out of the sewer and into a villians rectum. And then later it shows the police hauling the villian away while Aquaman says, "Rectum?!? I nearly killed um!" and then we laugh and laugh.
Thunder Monkey
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Cyke without Jean and Xavier riding his ass is a much more interesting character. Left to his own devices he has become a little slice of Magneto.
Tizoc
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Agreed, this thread seems to have turned into one from the past few posts. Unless a mod wishes to change the thread title to 'ITT we post awesome moments from comic books', I'd go make one a few hours later.
Escape Goat
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And Jean wanted to be with Wolverine but she didn't because she was with Cyclops. She found new dick. Their relationship had been over for awhile. Neither wanted to admit it though. Wolverine said it best when he said "You (Cyke) were too weak to say what you really wanted and she was too strong."
Angelus Errare
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Like Captain America will let Cyke on the team after issue 2 of AvX.
WanderingWind
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Scott and Emma better last. Cyclops has been Marvel's whipping boy for too long. Jean can run to Wolvie and Namor can stay with Worm Queen.
Except comic writers love tearing apart anything resembling a Stable relationship
Except comic writers love tearing apart anything resembling a Stable relationship
And Jean wanted to be with Wolverine but she didn't because she was with Cyclops. She found new dick. Their relationship had been over for awhile. Neither wanted to admit it though. Wolverine said it best when he said "You (Cyke) were too weak to say what you really wanted and she was too strong."
Don't want logan and jean either. That relationship should never happen.
Haven't read it, but I'm sure its nothing an ongoing couldn't fix. If tony can be redeemed for the shit he did, I'm sure scott could be as well.
Tizoc
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DID HE JUST FUCKING "STICK" TO HER FACE AND RIP PART OF IT OFF?
HOLY SHIT
And by the way...
Superman just shit his tights.
There was a version of this image with the words 'disregard bitches, save the universe' Dunno if I saved it in my HDD, but if anyone has it, do post it please.
Professor Beef
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Spider-Man would like to disagree.
Thunder Monkey
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Daredevil too.
Hopefully their relationship can last one more day.
Escape Goat
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I don't think Emma would stand aside quietly. She's the Big Girl on Campus these days. The one X-Woman I'm sad to see have a diminished importance in the X-Men is Storm. Shes so non-Storm like now in Uncanny X-Men. Claremont, despite not knowing how to write dialog, had the best tone and characterization for Storm.
Daredevil's life is so fucked up. He could put a bullet in his brain and you wouldn't even be able to hold it against him.
The marriage to Black Panther was the beginning of the end for poor Storm, it seems.
Have her form her own x faction with namor and hellion somewhere in the pacific.
Spike Spiegel
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I think that after watching her die a bajillion times, and get married to Summers, Logan would be hesitant to let another opportunity to be with Jean slip through his fingers should she come back once again.
What's up with Melita ? Already dead ?
That depressing to think about. Mainly because there's no way she can live up to the pedestal he put her on.
Anonymous Tipster
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I've always been a fan of Cyclops' and Jean's relationship, and hope that if she ever returns they are able to resume it.
I've never cared for Emma Frost, and the New X-Men run that started this whole mess is one of my least favorites.
I've never cared for Emma Frost, and the New X-Men run that started this whole mess is one of my least favorites.
As a frienc said awesomely
Teen Titans has lots of overpowered people ... the green dude who can turn at any animal, Raven, Starfire, Cyborg ....and they all accept orders from Robin.
Do you know what Robin's power is ?
He was trained by Batman. That is his superpower.
Spike Spiegel
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Spoilers for the last couple issues of Wolverine:
they broke up.
Wolverine went to Japan, and teamed up with Yukio and Amiko against a f*ckton of ninja led by the resurrected Sabretooth and Mystique. Wolverine was losing the battle and his mind because of some hallucinogenic gas, so he utilized a bit of mental training with Rachel and unleashed the "Berserker" persona. The "Berserker" slaughtered the ninja, then f*cked Yukio on their bloody corpses... Only it wasn't Yukio, but Mystique in disguise. Mystique taped the whole explicit event, then sent copies to Melita. In the last issue, we see Melita joining a group of Logan's ex-girlfriends who've banded together as a club/mercenary team.
Wolverine went to Japan, and teamed up with Yukio and Amiko against a f*ckton of ninja led by the resurrected Sabretooth and Mystique. Wolverine was losing the battle and his mind because of some hallucinogenic gas, so he utilized a bit of mental training with Rachel and unleashed the "Berserker" persona. The "Berserker" slaughtered the ninja, then f*cked Yukio on their bloody corpses... Only it wasn't Yukio, but Mystique in disguise. Mystique taped the whole explicit event, then sent copies to Melita. In the last issue, we see Melita joining a group of Logan's ex-girlfriends who've banded together as a club/mercenary team.
Tizoc
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Someone should do a comic.
In the comics, Popeye doesn't need Spinach to become strong; he has super strength by default.
The Abominable Snowman
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That HAS to be freakin fan fiction. Wow. LOL
That has to be the stupidest club I've ever heard. Test that man, and you'll become mulch.
I thought the Hand were going to resurrect Mystique
Jason Aaron's whole run has been about Logan's enemies fucking with his mind.
Jason Aaron's whole run has been about Logan's enemies fucking with his mind.
evil solrac v3.0
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name them. I'll be here. waiting.
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
We surely went off track at the thread title. lol
Angelus Errare
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This was an upgrade, everyone knows Aquaman is worthless.
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
Yeah I know, it's not like two pages worth of people saying how it's isn't true never existed and instead ends up into Marvel fanwanking!
I know you're trolling though.
TheKaeptain
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I love when Comic gaf start chatting. It's always fun.
Maybe, but The New Avengers issues #7 though #10 were fucking amazing IMO. I remember reading that shit when I was a kid and drooling over the perplexing persona of reynolds.
What made it all even better was the art, he's one of my favorites. All the Marvel characters coming together in a non-event way was also great back in those days.
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