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[jellies_two]

Andy Millman: How's the wife?
Bunny: Oh, gone! I was living a lie and she knew it, but now I'm able to go out and enjoy some serious cock guilt free. Yuma, yuma, yuma!

 

[Crayons]

Did you get his number?

thats pretty gay tbh

 

[MiszMasz]

So you can practise siphoning gas without wasting any.

 

[LyleLanley]

Did you get his number?

He already said he isn't gay.

 

[JoeyJungle]

eh nm unshare

 

[ArchedThunder]

And try it again with the same dude after this night was a disappointment? I think he should turn a new page and find another dude.

And next time don't get wasted OP!

But they have experience together now and can learn together though!

 

[AlexMogil]

Did he put up a fight?

I can't stop laughing at this with the song in my head.

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

There are many instances where knowing how to suck a cock can come in handy. I learned that during my best friend's wedding three years ago.

 

[Replicant]

Apparently I'm just a bit of wine away. But I'll have to make sure I don't drink with any duds.

Precisely. Duds are bad, dudes are fine. No one like to get stuck with duds.

 

[Killer Queen]

There are many instances where knowing how to suck a cock can come in handy. I learned that during my best friend's wedding three years ago.

I'm listening...

 

[Dead Prince]

I'll sacrifice myself for your pleasure op

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Which position were you

 

[Captin Quacker]

The real question is what happens when the OP gets drunk and bored again?

So you can practise siphoning gas without wasting any.

As someone living in L.A. you might be on to something

 

[thetrin]

I am bored and have drunk 1.5 bottles of wine. It felt like a good idea. They began it; thought 'OK' at first then nope.

That was the first thing you thought of doing in your boredom? Hahahaha

 

[Frozenprince]

That was the first thing you thought of doing in your boredom? Hahahaha

I mean I don't know what you people do when you're bored.

 

[TaterTots]

keep doing you

 

[GustyGardens]

Pretty sure OP did

Between this and Enter The Dragon Punch's posts, I'm no good. Shit.

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

I'm listening...

I'm not saying anything, but I will say the wedding was saved.

 

[ArchedThunder]

I mean I don't know what you people do when you're bored.

I WISH I had some dick to suck when I got bored.

 

[Reverend Funk]

boner city haha

 

[Violet_0]

I mean I don't know what you people do when you're bored.

I just realized that my life is pretty damn boring

 

[Kaako]

That was the first thing you thought of doing in your boredom? Hahahaha

I just fucking cracked up. This thread is something else man lmfao.

There's always a dick you can suck.

Truer words have never been spoken...

 

[LyleLanley]

I WISH I had some dick to suck when I got bored.

There's always a dick you can suck.

 

[Nibiru]

You think this is bad I watched one episode of new Full House on Netflix and now I have a whole bunch of John Stamos related picks everywhere!

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

There's always a dick you can suck.

That sounds like an offer.

 

[User 73706]

I WISH I had some dick to suck when I got bored.

 

[Rayis]

A lot of dudes are REALLY boring when it comes to sex, from my experience most of them just want a quick fuck just to get their rocks off and end it there, while I'm interested in a more slow, erotic endeavor focusing heavily on foreplay and lovemaking and slowly building to a spectacular ending, I've yet to find a man with that long of an attention span when it comes to sex.

 

[Archer]

There's always a dick you can suck.

 

[LyleLanley]

That sounds like an offer.

I'm just saying, if you really want to suck a dick there's always someone out there that will let you suck their dick.

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

 

[Crayons]

A lot of dudes are REALLY boring when it comes to sex, from my experience most of them just want a quick fuck just to get their rocks off and end it there, while I'm interested in a more slow, erotic endeavor focusing heavily on foreplay and lovemaking and slowly building to a spectacular ending, I've yet to find a man with that long of an attention span when it comes to sex.

hi

im a cancer

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

I'm just saying, if you really want to suck a dick there's always someone out there that will let you suck their dick.

I was joking, dude. But very true. Living right near a college campus, I've met plenty of men who allowed their male friends a go at their cock. I heard it's a growing trend to give and allow brojobs.

 

[User 73706]

hi

im a cancer

yeah you are

Spoiler

kidding

 

[Draper]

Dead.

 

[Dead Prince]

I was joking, dude. But very true. Living right near a college campus, I've met plenty of men who allowed their male friends a go at their cock. I heard it's a growing trend to give and allow brojobs.

No wonder college students are on the rise

 

[Kater]

But they have experience together now and can learn together though!

No he needs a teacher.

 

[Kaako]

Brojobs lmfaoooo.

 

[Sou Da]

I was joking, dude. But very true. Living right near a college campus, I've met plenty of men who allowed their male friends a go at their cock. I heard it's a growing trend to give and allow brojobs.

"Brojobs" Oh God now I remember that greentext story.

 

[The Adder]

i dunno, maybe not if its truly just once.

but i had sex with a 'straight' guy and he came back for more

hell, he wasn't the only one who called himself straight. how straight are you with my manhood against your prostate

Perhaps you just lay good pipe? Sexual attraction and physical stimulation are not inherently intertwined.


Personal litmus test: If you can't beat it to a dude or multiple dudes you're most likely not gay.

 

[Replicant]

I was joking, dude. But very true. Living right near a college campus, I've met plenty of men who allowed their male friends a go at their cock. I heard it's a growing trend to give and allow brojobs.

That's hawt. I think I live on the wrong side of the world.

Also, I'm bored. I could use some dick to suck*.


*

Spoiler

Offer only valid if you're good-looking

 

[Xiao Hu]

1. You sucked him off and not the other way round. First time gay felattio should be on the receiving end for people like you. You were kinda brave there

2. It was only felattio. Try anal and discover the paradise called prostate.

 

[Phased]

Firstly am clearly jot particularly gay but I mean really. He was just dull. The whole act was dull. Am going to have a shower now but honestly when their letting you know you've cum its probably been a bad might. Don't drink wine.

I think having sex with another guy at least makes you like a 5 on the gay scale, which is fine, but let's call a spade a spade. We can be pretty selfish lovers.

 

[FelixOrion]

"Brojobs" Oh God now I remember that greentext story.

'i love playing pranks on my friends'

 

[ElTorro]

There are many instances where knowing how to suck a cock can come in handy.

NeoGAF career tips right here.

 

[Rayis]

hi

im a cancer

I'll book a hotel for the meet up *cough* *cough* I mean hi there =D

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

Isolated homosexual experiences are not uncommon among heterosexual men.

...at least, that's what my psych textbook said.

you might wanna try to find a different forum for that review

 

[nillapuddin]

 

[Mestizo]

JUST DO IT.

fixed

OP, try again, first time is always kinda strange

 

[Crayons]

yeah you are

Spoiler

kidding

cancers are sensitive

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

"Brojobs" Oh God now I remember that greentext story.

"BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!!"

That's hawt. I think I live on the wrong side of the world.

I heard that they sometimes do that stuff to prove they're not gay. It's kinda like Egoraptor's D Club, where they do gay things to prove they're not gay.