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Davedough · Jul 28, 2011

Amakusa said:
Wood, with a egg added.
Does seem like a breakfist item

Like this?

Superimposer · Jul 28, 2011

Oh my goodness. I clicked into the thread thinking it sounded disgusting but it's amazing. I want one

Blablurn · Jul 28, 2011

i love gaf's hamburger threads. they are like the exact opposite of all those random spider threads i really try to avoid. but when i see a new hamburger thread, hell yeah, i'm coming.

Koomaster · Jul 28, 2011

Yeah I've made my own of those burgers. Surprisingly very very good combo, even with ketchup. I wouldn't eat one all the time because super unhealthy; but once a year it's a fun thing to eat.

Calamachino · Jul 28, 2011

Had one of those months ago here in SF at a place called Straw. Tasted good, but after finishing it I felt like vomiting.

Escape Goat · Jul 28, 2011

i will not burgle this burger.

blergh.

Beezy · Jul 28, 2011

zesty said:
And, lastly, this:

Deep fried Klondike bar.

PaddyOCanager · Jul 28, 2011

I've never wanted something inside me this badly.

Vilam · Jul 28, 2011

It's only one donut sliced in half? They're doing it wrong.

Escape Goat · Jul 28, 2011

PaddyOCanager said:
I've never wanted something inside me this badly.

Oh, I don't think we've met yet.

Nizz · Jul 28, 2011

Davedough said:
Like this?
http://i.imgur.com/UX2d4.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]
This killed me :D On topic, no way I eat one of those burgers. I have a hard time finishing a 5 guys or Foster's Grill burger in one sitting.

Dog Problems · Jul 28, 2011

zesty said:
The IN State Fair starts next week and they will be offering this

I live in Indiana and may actually go to that now.

Alligatorjandro · Jul 28, 2011

I would try that.

Foxtastical · Jul 28, 2011

We have fried butter at the Wisconsin State Fair.

http://youtu.be/SovWTjA5x0I

Take that.

LProtag · Jul 28, 2011

I wonder if state fairs have ever been anything besides places to go to get whatever food you you want, but deep fried.

Dyno · Jul 28, 2011

When I go to fairs and exhibitions all I look for is a freshly made corn dog. I pass by the ones that are sitting out 'cooling' and look for a guy who's ready to whip one up while I wait.

Heaven on a stick!

mysticwhip · Jul 28, 2011

I want to eat everything in this thread.

S.Dedalus · Jul 28, 2011

Vilam said:
It's only one donut sliced in half? They're doing it wrong.

No, that's the best way. At the NC State Fair, they used a whole donut for the top bun and a whole donut for the bottom bun. The resulting burger was about seven feet tall. Impossible to eat. One donut sliced is the way to go. But what they are doing wrong is not inverting the sliced donut. They should slice it, grill the insides, and have the ungrilled outsides of the donut become the insides of the bun. That way, you're not holding a mess of hot glaze in your hands, AND the glaze can mix with the burger, bacon, and cheese.

Mmmmmmm....

EDIT: Like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKDtMMKyuU0

TheLastCandle · Jul 28, 2011

You know, every once and a while I let GAFs healthnuttery get to me and I feel guilty for wanting something like the picture in the OP.

WELL NOT TODAY. Fuck you guys and your Paleo diets. Damn that thing looks good. I agree about grilling the insides of a sliced donut and inverting it for ease of delivery to mouth, though.

Speevy · Jul 28, 2011

S.Dedalus said:
The resulting burger was about seven feet tall. Impossible to eat. ]

Lol did you mean 7 inches?

AbsoluteZero · Jul 28, 2011

zesty said:
The IN State Fair starts next week and they will be offering this:

It's a chicken breast with Cap'n Crunch breading served between two Eggo waffles.

Okay I like the idea of eggo waffles as a bun actually. I'd try this with grilled chicken.

Particle Physicist · Jul 28, 2011

every picture in this thread is disgusting.

ugh!

Something Wicked · Jul 28, 2011

"You are already d... iabetic."

mysticwhip · Jul 28, 2011

quadriplegicjon said:
every picture in this thread is disgusting.

ugh!

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt.

Escape Goat · Jul 28, 2011

quadriplegicjon said:
every picture in this thread is disgusting.

ugh!

You know what they say, "You eat with your eyes first."

JLG- · Jul 28, 2011

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Beer Monkey · Jul 28, 2011

I've been getting grilled cheese donuts from a local place. Also grilled cheese+bacon+bbq-potato-chip sandwiches. And grilled cheese+mac-n-cheese+bacon sandwiches.

Triple Oceans · Jul 28, 2011

Trokil said:
they are selling heart attacks?

Apparently by the dozens...

S.Dedalus · Jul 28, 2011

Speevy said:
Lol did you mean 7 inches?

No, it was literally seven feet tall. That's why you can't use a whole donut for both buns.

ratcliffja · Jul 28, 2011

I had no idea that the New York State Fair was actually a donut burger.

Snowman Prophet of Doom · Jul 28, 2011

That burger looks overcooked to me.

mt1200 · Jul 28, 2011

Srsly · Jul 28, 2011

Yeah, eating one of these isn't going to give you a heart attack if you eat an otherwise healthy diet

Speevy · Jul 28, 2011

S.Dedalus said:
No, it was literally seven feet tall. That's why you can't use a whole donut for both buns.

There must be something I'm missing either about the size of a proper donut that I've never eaten before, or the contents of the burger itself. I'm 6 feet tall myself.

You're saying that a donut on the bottom, then another on the top is 7 feet tall (1 foot taller than me), but if you cut just one of those donuts in half and use the resulting halves as buns, it is a serving size. Is this one of those world record things? I fear I've missed something.

Host Samurai · Jul 28, 2011

Completely necessary and you must be a fat slob to eat that.......sign me up. (I am not fat)

2th · Jul 28, 2011

ok this thread just made me supremely hungry.

LosDaddie · Jul 28, 2011

I love it

Entropia · Jul 28, 2011

Looks delicious. I think some friends had those at the Calgary Stampede this year too.

TxdoHawk · Jul 28, 2011

mysticwhip said:
I want to eat everything in this thread.

Brb. Doing this, having a heart attack, and dying a happy man.

ascii42 · Jul 28, 2011

S.Dedalus said:
No, it was literally seven feet tall. That's why you can't use a whole donut for both buns.

When I made one, I used two donuts. It wasn't a problem. Originally we were going to slice it, but we realized that Krispy Kreme donuts don't really slice well.

Blackface · Jul 28, 2011

It's really not that bad. The only thing on the "burger" that is bad for you is the donut.

Now the one below it, that is battered up. That is awful for you.

GDGF · Jul 28, 2011

Never had one, but I hear they're good as fuck.

indigo-cyclops · Jul 28, 2011

My god that sounds so good yet so wrong...

The Lamonster · Jul 28, 2011

I used to make fried egg sandwiches with waffles as the bun. Plus mayo.

Machine · Jul 28, 2011

It's no McGangBang...

JGS · Jul 28, 2011

I've made these years with day old donuts. I was surprised there were places actually selling them

Donuts have to be stale a bit to make it work especially if they are Krispy Kreme type

AbsoluteZero · Jul 28, 2011

Machine said:
It's no McGangBang...

I had to look this up.

Ew.

parrotbeak · Jul 28, 2011

donut want

7aged · Jul 28, 2011

zesty said:
The IN State Fair starts next week and they will be offering this:

It's a chicken breast with Cap'n Crunch breading served between two Eggo waffles.

CHICKEN 'N' WAFFLES ???!!!!

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