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[-Horizon-]

This gif inspired me to create a problem for today's math class on proportions:
Shaquille O’Neal (Shaq) gets into a shake-off with his pet cat. For every 4 times Shaq shakes his shoulders, his cat shakes 5 times. After several hours of shaking, Shaq has accomplished 4232 shoulder shakes. How many shakes has his cat done?

I am including the gif in my PPT.

Is the answer

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5290

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...I was bored and saw your post haha.

 

[TunaLover]

you gaze transfixed upon your screen, awaiting the arrival of Content; this time, however, iwata's face brings not mania but somnia, and you soon find your eyes wrapped in a warm blanket of darkness and stupor

you awaken effortlessly, as from a long untroubled sleep, and find yourself wrinkled and old, a relic joined by the ruins of mankind's glory

the survivors scrambling in the rubble show you the games; All Of The Games, in a sealed vault. you have them all now, all the games that ever will be. no more waiting for announcements. you have one year to finish them all before your withered mass expires. from the corner of your eye, clouded by milky cataracts, you see ageless iwata laughing

when joining all the upper case we got: C A O T G
what's he trying to say us!!!

 

[L~A]

This gif inspired me to create a problem for today's math class on proportions:
Shaquille O’Neal (Shaq) gets into a shake-off with his pet cat. For every 4 times Shaq shakes his shoulders, his cat shakes 5 times. After several hours of shaking, Shaq has accomplished 4232 shoulder shakes. How many shakes has his cat done?

I am including the gif in my PPT.

Ha ha, that's one way to make kids interested in maths

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Anyway, don't forget this great pic made by the one and only Nibel:

 

[The Flash]

Same, now I have a reason to care about these.

*high five*

 

[The Last One]

No new Metroid begging in every page? What's wrong with you?

 

[ASIS]

No new Metroid begging in every page? What's wrong with you?

I'm playing MP at the moment. God I wish we'd get another 3D Metroid soon.

 

[……forgetit]

No new Metroid begging in every page? What's wrong with you?

They'd save that for E3

 

[Armigr]

Anyway, don't forget this great pic made by the one and only Nibel:

Incredible.

 

[Danthrax]

you gaze transfixed upon your screen, awaiting the arrival of Content; this time, however, iwata's face brings not mania but somnia, and you soon find your eyes wrapped in a warm blanket of darkness and stupor

you awaken effortlessly, as from a long untroubled sleep, and find yourself wrinkled and old, a relic joined by the ruins of mankind's glory

the survivors scrambling in the rubble show you the games; All Of The Games, in a sealed vault. you have them all now, all the games that ever will be. no more waiting for announcements. you have one year to finish them all before your withered mass expires. from the corner of your eye, clouded by milky cataracts, you see ageless iwata laughing

well done

 

[-Horizon-]

No new Metroid begging in every page? What's wrong with you?

I know we all want a new Metroid pinball but we need to keep expectations in check.

 

[foltzie1]

Whoa Whoa,

Crossbuy?

Lets be serious here.

 

[themagicalkitsune]

Anyway, don't forget this great pic made by the one and only Nibel:

Not to be a nitpicker...but doesn't it make more sense for GAF to be the man and Iwata to be the titan? Quote and all.

 

[NZerker12]

I wonder if we get a Pokemon Z or X2 & Y2 reveal. I also hope that we get more Zelda U footage as well as Battle Frontier dlc for ORAS.

 

[Currygan]

Hyped! But also very cautious

 

[Chairhome]

I'm only expecting like 2 reveals of new games and a release date for New N3DS. Regardless, I'm hyped! Gonna watch in the morning then again with my kids on the Chromecast when I get home.

 

[TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared]

I want a new metroid so bad. But we haven't had a good metroid in nearly 8 years I can't hope anymore.

 

[GiantBreadbug]

Please have an amazing trailer for Mewtwo to recapture just a bit of the pre-launch Smash hype ;-;

Even better, announce veteran and stage DLC alongside it.

I just need to feel Smash hype again...

 

[Tom Nook]

It's time to dance..

..to hype train.

 

[Heroman]

I want a new metroid so bad. But we haven't had a good metroid in nearly 8 years I can't hope anymore.

They arert going to announce a metroid at this direct. And they said at e3 that they are going to make a new one.

 

[The Flash]

Now that I think about it, it's almost been a year since Nintendogs Benny was announced. Maybe we'll finally get a release date this time.

 

[TunaLover]

I want a new metroid so bad. But we haven't had a good metroid in nearly 8 years I can't hope anymore.

Get those hopes in check son, waiting for a new game is a call for dissapointment, be happy with DLC announcements, amiibo support announcements, and remakes for N3DS.

 

[munchie64]

Codename P.O.O.P. info and release date

Very mature.

 

[sinxtanx]

Bro, turn down the hostility, I mean christ, when I said it'd be cool to be known on Neogaf I wasn't asking for this.

Don't worry dude, it's cool. Not trying to be hostile, I just think your opinions on Link are a fun part of this forum.

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On that note, Captain Falcon playable in Zelda U

 

[Flappy]

 

[Nintendojitsu]

I am totally not against the idea of March or April being bookended by Xenoblade on both Nintendo platforms.

 

[foxuzamaki]

Our bodies will have more time to heal from the multiple shocks experienced - won't feel sick the next day at work.

But seriously, they could air it a bit later.

No cause I will have work a bit later

 

[Lulubop]

We gon see some StarFox right? And a new game reveal or 4?

 

[mclem]

Codename P.O.O.P. info and release date

If you're pooping steam, you should probably consult a medical professional.

 

[foxuzamaki]

Not sure if this was mentioned yet...

...but guess who retweeted the Direct announcement

awwwww yeeeeaaahhhh

 

[Mango The Magician]

Don't worry dude, it's cool. Not trying to be hostile, I just think your opinions on Link are a fun part of this forum.

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On that note, Captain Falcon playable in Zelda U

Sorry, that just came off as hostile from my perspective. Didn't mean to jump on you like that, if you weren't being hostile though, so sorry.

 

[weekev]

We gon see some StarFox right? And a new game reveal or 4?

Of course we are.... Come...join us on the hype train

 

[Nintendojitsu]

nvm

 

[Timeaisis]

My reasonable list:
- MM3D new info + release date
- New 3DS info + release date
- Wooly World new info + release date
- Splatoon new info+ release date
- Codename STEAM new info, maybe release date
- Mario Maker new info, maybe release date
- Mario Kart 8 DLC info + release date
- Kirby Rainbow Curse info we already know about
- Amiibos wave 3 stuff
Maybes...
- Xenoblade new info + release date
- New Spring/Summer Wii U game announced?
- New 3DS game announced?
- Star Fox info, no release date
- Talk with Shiggy about Zelda U, barely any info, no release date
Iwata, pls
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Metroid?

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F-Zero x Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

 

[Calamari41]

Monster Hunter 4U HD for the Wii U, please.

Please.

 

[Regiruler]

I love this fake covers.

It's in everyone's best interest to keep Mara out of SMTxFE at all costs.

 

[TheXfactor]

over 1600 responses already and we arent even watching the direct, yall arent gonna be able to handle yourselves when the direct happens lol

 

[thecouncil]

I want a new metroid so bad. But we haven't had a good metroid in nearly 8 years I can't hope anymore.

4.5 years, actually.

 

[Axass]

We gon see some StarFox right? And a new game reveal or 4?

That might be just a tad too optimistc.

 

[sinxtanx]

Sorry, that just came off as hostile from my perspective. Didn't mean to jump on you like that, if you weren't being hostile though, so sorry.

You're a cool dude, I'd hate to upset you.

That guy who posted "Codename P.O.O.P" though? Oh man you don't insult IntSys when I'm around. Luckily this is the Internet.

 

[Zeeman]

over 1600 responses already and we arent even watching the direct, yall arent gonna be able to handle yourselves when the direct happens lol

Come on, this is nothing. We're probably going to hit 100 pages before the Direct even starts.

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And then no more because the servers will immediately go down

 

[Lunar15]

I have a weird feeling that at least something Fire Emblem related will be announced this year, whether it be during this direct or later, like at E3.

Could be FExSMT, could be a brand new game, could be a remaster of an old game. We'll see. I mean, at some point, they'll have 4 different FE Amiibos in the wild they can use, so it makes sense to tie them to something this year.

 

[Exile20]

Why does everyone hate Codename: STEAM?

It looks like fun.

 

[AdanVC]

Xenoblade's Director wife retweeted the ND?? YayyyyyyyyySSSSSSS! God damn hope this time they finally reveal the damn release date or at least a month!

Holyyy hell this made me laugh so harddd that "& Knuckles" at the end just killed me cuz' I imagined the horrible Knuckles of Sonic Boom hahah

 

[Pops Maellard]

Why does everyone hate Codename: STEAM?

It looks like fun.

No, it seems fun. It /looks/ terrible, and since none of us have actually played it yet all we have to go in is how it is presented visually.

Edit: mobile autocorrect

 

[Zeeman]

Why does everyone hate Codename: STEAM?

It looks like fun.

I think that the fact that it was originally described as looking like a comic book and "Mike Mignola meets Jack Kirby" and then the initial screenshots were a bit lackluster made a lot of people ambivalent towards it.

 

[Rich!]

I think that the fact that it was originally described as looking like a comic book and "Mike Mignola meets Jack Kirby" and then the initial screenshots were a bit lackluster made a lot of people ambivalent towards it.

It's also the case that everyone was expecting that private event to be Majoras Mask 3D...and it wasnt.

Obviously thats not an issue anymore lol

 

[JoeM86]

I wonder if we get a Pokemon Z or X2 & Y2 reveal. I also hope that we get more Zelda U footage as well as Battle Frontier dlc for ORAS.

Very unlikely to Z/X2Y2 and Masuda has spoken out against paid DLC and said that they intentionally didn't do the Battle Frontier so that's not happening.

 

[Calamari41]

Why does everyone hate Codename: STEAM?

It looks like fun.

People want Nintendo to invest in a new IP already, for God's sa... oh, wait.

 

[emb]

Why does everyone hate Codename: STEAM?

It looks like fun.

I think it will be a good-great game, but it doesn't fit well for presentations/showing off.

 

[L95]

I love this fake covers.

Dark Mage Jack Frost is amazing.