I'm not lying to myself. I've watched, I've read the comments - it looks like an unwieldy piece of shit, I've heard people make comments that confirm this is true, like those from the 1up show the other day for one example.
I'm sorry if you think waggly bits Zelda is good, and you're entitled to that. I don't think it looks good, those types of controls don't appeal to me on top of being unwieldy and distracting, and thus I'm going to play the superior GCN edition. And that's all. I'm not even sure why people keep bringing me into this: you know what I'm going to say, so why do you want to hear it again?