Just do what I do OP and get a reliable group together to start playing with and railroad through teams that don't communicate. And if they think it's bullshit and get pissed off 'cause they're fighting a team that works together?
Not my fucking problem.
This is what happened in Battlefield a lot last gen. We'd usually have 4-8 player squads (and on rare occasions 10-12), go into games and would usually completely destroy the other team. Most of the time we didn't even have to really try, it's just we played sooo much together (both BF and other games) that we had very high chemistry. It got so bad that I had to create a rule where we would always let the enemy team have at least one flag so they could at least be able to leave their spawn.
Anyway, yeah, if you don't want to use a mic, that's fine, I completely get it and won't fault you for it. Just don't bitch about losing to other teams that do.
This is why I've started gravitating toward fighters again. When my friends aren't on but I want to play something competitive, I'll just load up Smash, Street Fighter or Tekken. Don't have to depend on anyone but yourself, and when you lose it's nobody's fault but yours*.
*this is assuming the fighting game is relatively well-balanced, doesn't have shit netcode, and/or isn't full of bugs/glitches.
What no. That's not irony.
You're right. The actual irony would be saying you don't use a mic because others ruin your experience and then getting destroyed by the enemy team whom are working well together because, you know, they're actually communicating. That'll
really ruin your experience.
As I mentioned before, I don't fault anyone for not using game chat, like for reasons such as the ones you've mentioned, but at the same time people should recognize that not using it can still also "ruin your experience." Because eventually you're going to run into groups on the other side that communicate and you're going to get destroyed. And probably not want to play the game anymore... because it's no fun getting outplayed so hard that you literally can't do anything but either sit in spawn or feed the other team kills.
Sort of a catch-22 situation.