:lol Is that an actual picture of Captain Badass?shaowebb said:...
I think tomorrow I'm gonna feed my sweety shnookies a big fat caterpillar. Whoooo's daddy's widdle giiiiiiiiiiiiiirl!
:lol Is that an actual picture of Captain Badass?shaowebb said:...
I think tomorrow I'm gonna feed my sweety shnookies a big fat caterpillar. Whoooo's daddy's widdle giiiiiiiiiiiiiirl!
The Quiet Man said:We kept several praying mantises as pets. They were all awesome.
shaowebb said:http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/people_and_blogs/watch/v206153322cwSNAq5
As promised, for those who are EXTREMELY bored...a vid of Captain Badass stalking her victims from last night.
The hunting process is usually one that requires patience from the Captain and the video that I took is 20 minutes long, and has many sections where she is simply spending her time nomming from her four basic food groups.
Carnagables
Meats
Bleedy Bleed-ums
and Faces.
However, she does have her first kill ( there are several victims) at under 2 minutes.
It takes far less than 2 minutes for the Captain to kill you, but it takes at least that much time for her to savor your demise. Enjoy.
*NOTE* If I can ever get some footage of her being as violent as when she waded through piles of crickets killing 2 and 3 at a time I will, but for some reason last night they all scattered instead of piling up at her feet like last time. Not sure why, but it made her walk through the tank much less violent than the first time. Either way, murdermurdermurder <3
shaowebb said:http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/people_and_blogs/watch/v206153322cwSNAq5
As promised, for those who are EXTREMELY bored...a vid of Captain Badass stalking her victims from last night.
The hunting process is usually one that requires patience from the Captain and the video that I took is 20 minutes long, and has many sections where she is simply spending her time nomming from her four basic food groups.
Carnagables
Meats
Bleedy Bleed-ums
and Faces.
However, she does have her first kill ( there are several victims) at under 2 minutes.
It takes far less than 2 minutes for the Captain to kill you, but it takes at least that much time for her to savor your demise. Enjoy.
*NOTE* If I can ever get some footage of her being as violent as when she waded through piles of crickets killing 2 and 3 at a time I will, but for some reason last night they all scattered instead of piling up at her feet like last time. Not sure why, but it made her walk through the tank much less violent than the first time. Either way, murdermurdermurder <3
shaowebb said:http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/people_and_blogs/watch/v206153322cwSNAq5
As promised, for those who are EXTREMELY bored...a vid of Captain Badass stalking her victims from last night.
The hunting process is usually one that requires patience from the Captain and the video that I took is 20 minutes long, and has many sections where she is simply spending her time nomming from her four basic food groups.
Carnagables
Meats
Bleedy Bleed-ums
and Faces.
However, she does have her first kill ( there are several victims) at under 2 minutes.
It takes far less than 2 minutes for the Captain to kill you, but it takes at least that much time for her to savor your demise. Enjoy.
*NOTE* If I can ever get some footage of her being as violent as when she waded through piles of crickets killing 2 and 3 at a time I will, but for some reason last night they all scattered instead of piling up at her feet like last time. Not sure why, but it made her walk through the tank much less violent than the first time. Either way, murdermurdermurder <3
Foxix said:Holy crap the one at 7:13 is awesome. She's just just waiting there... Creeping... and then the music changes and it's as if she is pleased at the new song, and then makes a fresh kill and feasts in time with the music. :lol
There is something deeplydisturbingawesome about her taste in music :lol
Truly Captain Badass is a captain of badasses.
We've had a pet praying mantis for a few months now. I think it's in the process of dying now, but it's been a hoot to have. Here's my daughter on one of Mr. Mantis' exploration sessions.shaowebb said:So...any ideas of things I should do with this. I'm thinking it's time for some revenge on the fucking flies that get into my house whenever I open the door. Also, does anyone else here have a pretty odd pet?
Acid08 said:Ghaleon, your daughter is adorable!
all praises due to the most murderous one, The Badass.shaowebb said:
shaowebb said:OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!
Peace talks with the Captain FAILED! Repeat. Peace talks with the Captain Failed!
Footage from the Peace Hearing Summit with Captain Badass
WARNING: Do not view if easily frightened. The envoy from the country known as "Terrorium" is quite shocking in this video.
http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/animals/watch/v20623301TPTMHg4r
I've always been curious as to how bad a mantis can wreck a finger. shaowebb, you know what to do.
what if...shaowebb said:The Captain was always a violent overlord in her kingdom of slaughter, but now it's as if she has stationed herself within Terrorium as an almost deity figure amongst it's cricket citizenry. There is now chirping in her honor going up from any crickets viewing her not eating them personally. It's as if their little cricket minds have snapped under the constant threat of violence into believing that any murder that is not their own is a gift stowed specifically upon them each as individuals. Like a gift from a loving God...and we all know The Captain has nothing to do with love.
Seriously...the chirping is getting maddening. Crazy Captain praising crickets...I swear if I see them orchestrate anymore elaborate forms of celebration involving the choreographed lifting of signboards that form mosaic images of The Captain...but once more I get off topic.
Dreams-Visions said:what if...
...what if it's a trap? what if those crickets are actually luring The Captain (tm) into a false sense of security, with a plan to avenge their fallen comrades by going for her jugular (or juglar-like mechanism) in her sleep? then taking her children as prizes to work as slaves?
did you even consider her safety????????????????