scorcho said:this is the greatest thread on GAF.
shaowebb said:We set up a fabric hammock hung from the roof of half the terrarium for her to climb up to the top easily and for her to safely fall off of
FunkyPajamas said:Wait, I don't get it. Did you ever watch Captain Badass get impregnated? How is she still laying eggs? You're not jerking off into her Terrorium, are you?
DarthWoo said:I believe that, like chickens, they likely just keep laying eggs all their life. If there's no mate, then the eggs just won't get fertilized.
Weenerz said:It's a bug.
Flambe said:It's no bug, it's a God!
This is merely the transition into the Captain's next level of ascendancy. This is a time not to mourn, but to praise and hope to hell that Captain has some shred of benevolency in her.
We're doomed
O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weathered every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.
O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise upfor you the flag is flungfor you the bugle trills;
For you bouquets and ribboned wreathsfor you the shores a-crowding;
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
Here Captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head;
It is some dream that on the deck,
Youve fallen cold and dead.
My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
The ship is anchored safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
From fearful trip, the victor ship, comes in with object won;
Exult, O shores, and ring, O bells!
But I, with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.
shaowebb said:THE EPIC OF CAPTAIN BADASS
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I'm inclined to agree. I've been lurking in this thread since the beginning and find your sense of awe and attentiveness toward this curious creature to be pretty touching. It's been a strange and entertaining journey. I salute you Captain Badass, may you continue ravaging souls in the depths of the underworld.purg3 said:One of the greatest things ever posted on this forum.
DonMigs85 said:Farewell, Captain. You'll be feasting ON Odin soon!
WUTMistouze said:Find her a mate and film sick animal-necrophilliac pr0n.
shaowebb said: