I love Chuck Tingle so much. I've never read a book and I'm a huge fan.
I want to get Pounded In The Butt.
Some of the titles of the stories by Chuck Tingle though, it says some are audio books!
Pounded by the Pound: Turned Gay by the Socioeconomic Implications of Britain Leaving the European Union
June 24, 2016
Slammed by the Substantial Amount of Press Generated by My Book "Pounded by the Pound: Turned Gay by the Socioeconomic Implications of Britain Leaving the European Union"
July 2, 2016
Chuck is taking the loss in stride...
How did he lose!? HOW!? HOW!? You had ONE job, Hugo voters...
Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"
Cat pictures wins over joke erotica.How did he lose!? HOW!? HOW!? You had ONE job, Hugo voters...
The Hugos are dumb as hell and while they claim to be "The Fan" award they are really just small insular community in the huge landscape of SciFi/Fantasy. Basically they got derailed by as few as 500 people out of less than 3000 total voters.
People are much better off spending their time and effort on the new awards that Dragoncon are going to hand out which has a true public vote. Worldcon already got bumped from Labor Day weekend by Dragoncon, now their awards are going to be obsoleted as well.
great aftermath summary ^
am still super enamoured with chuck tingle <3
So reading up a little, the impression I get is that people want to push this as a more democratic and open (and maybe less SJW-cabal-influenced) version of the Hugos. Which is fine, sure, go for it. Recognizing people is cool, voting on awards is fun, why the hell not. I think people are kidding themselves, though, if they think the Hugos will go away or stop mattering just because yet another con is giving out SFF awards.
Also I note that Wright is on the ballot for their first SF novel award, lols.
But that's what awards should be -- an indicator of the best, rather than the most popular. We already award the most popular with money. What DragonCon proposes is a simple popularity contest, which is likely to produce the broadest, least interesting winners imaginable. It thinks it's okay if you want to do that, but it's not going to mean very much to anyone.True. I think something like DragonCon awards was heavily needed, because there simply wasn't any award that would represent the actual fandom. Hugo's pretended to be like this for some time, but it never rang true. Hugos always were more of inspirational award. Not so much a summary of what happened in specific year (which is what popular votes do), what was most popular and loved etc, but it always felt more like awarding things that push the genre forward. So instead of a list of books that would fit people's favorites of what they've aleady read each year it acts as a list of things people should read.
But that's what awards should be -- an indicator of the best, rather than the most popular.
Well, you can certainly make that assertion. It's largely without evidence, which is okay because what's best is ultimately subjective, but it's clearly a more curated list than simply the most popular works.That's what awards should be, but that's what awards never are. The Hugo Awards are no exception.
But that's what awards should be -- an indicator of the best, rather than the most popular. We already award the most popular with money. What DragonCon proposes is a simple popularity contest, which is likely to produce the broadest, least interesting winners imaginable. It thinks it's okay if you want to do that, but it's not going to mean very much to anyone.
People are excited for what a popular vote means and somehow ignore that it could easily get hijacked even easier than the Hugo's did by the Sad Puppies or similar group. Assholes abound everywhere and I doubt Dragoncon is going to be some bastion of sanity and good taste.
The Hugo's have generally been a mix of the good and the popular, making for a pretty good reading list, and sometimes awarding novels that had a much bigger historical impact than their Nebula cousins, which are more prone to reflecting editorial trends. It's the mixed nature of the award that I always found valuable.Well.to be honest...I never thought Hugo necessarily awarded the best novels of the year. Sometimes they managed, but not consistently to me. Seems like they tended to award the most important novels, which isn't the same thing.
For pure quality I found Nebulas to be more reliable, since the way they're set up makes them even less of popularity contest than Hugos.
And people care a lot about popularity contests, especially when they're able to vote in it. And there definitely was a need for award like this in sf fiction. I don;t think anyone would care at all if it tried to do anything else, since Nebulas and Hugo's already had that covered.
Well, you can certainly make that assertion. It's largely without evidence, which is okay because what's best is ultimately subjective, but it's clearly a more curated list than simply the most popular works.
Thank goodness that Goodkind isn't very popular any more or else his crappy books would have been contenders for a Dragon Award. I think that that is sufficient to demonstrate how non-useful the Dragons are going to be in the long run.The Dragon Awards are going to make people happy because, by the nature of their popular vote, the winners and nominees are *always* going to appease the largest possible number of voters. They'll provide validation for a lot of readers. It feels good when your favourite book wins a big award, because you got there firstand a lot of readers' favourite book (Sanderson fans, Rothfuss fans, Scalzi fans, Butcher fans, etc.) are going to appear on the list each year.
But, in my opinion, awards aren't for identifying popular work, they're for recognizing achievement within a field, regardless of commercial success.
Popularity-based awards are fine, they get people excited about reading SFF, but you're kidding yourself if you think they're any more objective than something like the Nebulas or Hugos. They're buoyed by the marketing departments of publishers and book sellers.