master_shake_05 said:Bullshit. In the comics/animated series he didn't become Hitler/Clayface just because of the Symbiote. Quit covering up for Tobey MacGuire's crappy new look!
SYMBIOTEEEEEEEEEE
master_shake_05 said:Bullshit. In the comics/animated series he didn't become Hitler/Clayface just because of the Symbiote. Quit covering up for Tobey MacGuire's crappy new look!
NO! NEVER!Duck of Death said:Shake, you'll have to come to terms with the truth eventually:
master_shake_05 said:NO! NEVER!
And the fact that you're coutning 50's/60's Batman is ludicrous. THAT'S WHEN BATMAN WAS GAYIFIED AND MADE INTO A KIDDY CHARACTER! Find me some of your so-called "subtext" in anything Batman from the 80's until now....
Once again, not GAY.Sapiens said:There is that scene where he is nude and hugging girl-robin in DKR. Not gay, but definitely pedo.
Where on the queer spectrum at least.
:lol Val Kilmer got KIDMAN pussy. But nice tryDuck of Death said:You dare tempt me!!? Be warned, I have at my disposal many unflattering photos of Val Kilmer in his Batsuit and Chris O'Donnel being. . . Chris O'Donnel.
bluff
Duck of Death said:You dare tempt me!!? Be warned, I have at my disposal many unflattering photos of Val Kilmer in his Batsuit and Chris O'Donnel being. . . Chris O'Donnel.
bluff
master_shake_05 said:NO! NEVER!
And the fact that you're coutning 50's/60's Batman is ludicrous. THAT'S WHEN BATMAN WAS GAYIFIED AND MADE INTO A KIDDY CHARACTER! Find me some of your so-called "subtext" in anything Batman from the 80's until now....
Nipples = gay?ConfusingJazz said:HOLY BATNIPPLE BATMAN!
You sure as hell can. Batman was forced to become a silly little shadow of his awesome self because assholes wanted comics to be more kid friendly and less accessible to delenquints. The Batman from the early eighties-today is the TRUE Batman, and not a hint of gay anywhere.Willco said:You can't discount his past! You can't become un-gay!
Willco said:You can't discount his past! You can't become un-gay!
master_shake_05 said:You sure as hell can. Batman was forced to become a silly little shadow of his awesome self because assholes wanted comics to be more kid friendly and less accessible to delenquints. The Batman from the early eighties-today is the TRUE Batman, and not a hint of gay anywhere.
It's from the short Batman: Dead End. And that's Boner from Growing Pains as The Joker.Mr Mike said:Double you tee eff?
Where's that from? Who is it?
Willco said:You can't force someone to become gay. Batman wanted it. Hard and fast. In the butt.
:lol :lol :lolDMczaf said:Batman is not gay!! He loves big black women, just like any other sane red blooded American!
Most definitely.Schattenjagger said:Batman > Spiderman
DMczaf said:Batman is not gay!! He loves big black women, just like any other sane red blooded American!
krypt0nian said:Way too many of you have closeted anal fantasies.
Come out come out wherever you are.
Batman is not GAY. Quit living in this creepy fantasy land of yours and face facts: Batman is the man you wish you could be. And he gets more pussy than Hugh Hefner.Duck of Death said:I don't know. The "lady" in the second one has an awfully butch haircut, and her hands are quite huge. . .
Willco said:Y'know, not everyone has to be a closet case to make gay jokes!
master_shake_05 said:Batman is not GAY. Quit living in this creepy fantasy land of yours and face facts: Batman is the man you wish you could be. And he gets more pussy than Hugh Hefner.
I said pussy. Pussy = females and you = jerking it to Michelle Pfeiffer.Duck of Death said:I agree. Batman gets a ton of ass.
BATMAN IS ALL MAN AND IS SWIMMING IN FEMALE SEXUAL ORGANS.Duck of Death said:what does that equation even mean? :lol
It's official. Batman is so straight its not even funny.Nerevar said:http://www.themovieblog.com/archives/2006/07/heath_ledger_is_the_joker.html
it's a blog, but his first line is "it's official". Has it been confirmed anywhere? I'm still hoping he's cast as Dent, he would seem to be a pretty good character for Harvey Dent IMO.
I was about to leave the thread and after I read this I spit out my drink. The image of this in my head is hilarious.Kabuki Waq said:Julia Roberts should play the joker.
master_shake_05 said:It's official. Batman is so straight its not even funny.
That was chuckleworthy. But so is Tobey MacGuire's Linkin Park reject haircut.Willco said:Oh no, I just got an excerpt from the leaked script for BATMAN: JOYGASM...
BATMAN: I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU.
JOKER: DON'T FIGHT IT.
BATMAN: LET'S DO THIS.
JOKER pulls down his pants as you see Batman's butt from behind the camera. Scene fades to black.
master_shake_05 said:But so is Tobey MacGuire's Linkin Park reject haircut.
I'm rooting for J Jonah Jameson. I hope Spidey is rejected by New York and banished to Metropolis with that other clownWillco said:Obviously. We're supposed to dislike the symbiote, and what better creative way than to give a Maguire an unlikeable emo haircut. We're rooting for the old Parker. It's brilliant.
Seth C said:Knight's Tale, bitches.
No, no, yes, no.J2 Cool said:
"Are they f*ckin serious!?"
"wtf.... it was supposed to be in the BAG!"
"But.. but look how much I look like him."
"This joke isn't very funny.."
Willco said:Obviously. We're supposed to dislike the symbiote, and what better creative way than to give a Maguire an unlikeable emo haircut. We're rooting for the old Parker. It's brilliant.
thirty said:heath ledger is a great actor. he'll prove all you haters wrong.
BrandNew said:I read somewhere today that these reports are confusing his role. Some say he's not being cast as the Joker, but as Harvey Dent.
jett said:brokeback bitch isn't the joker.
thirty said:heath ledger is a great actor. he'll prove all you haters wrong.