So, It's coming. Seeing as the BBC's effort to continue Top Gear without the trio has been by all accounts (alright, depending on your opinion) a catastrophic fucking failure, it seems a good time to look forward to the real deal.
The Grand Tour
Hosted by:
Jezza
Hamster
Captain Slow
What do we know about it so far? Well, it's gonna air on Amazon Prime later this year. Most of the Clarkson-era Top Gear production team (Andy Wilman et al) left along with the trio to work on it. There have been three seasons commisssioned, 36 episodes, with 12 each year. One episode each year will be a Christmas Special in the spirit of the old Top Gear special episodes.
So, why is it called The Grand Tour? Well, Amazon have put forward a £4 million budget for each episode. There's only so many caravans you can destroy, so why not tour the world? The trio will tour the world each episode, hosting each one from the confines of a shittingly large circus tent - the first locale being Johannesburg, South Africa.
So, what can we expect?
Reliant Robins
Barbados
Jeremy Clarkson on a rocket powered water-pogo stick
some beautiful scenery in South Africa, obscured by a bunch of cunts
Until the time it airs this Autumn, I will post updates. Until then, enjoy this video of Clarkson attempting to put together a cardboard box:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbbkDiuz9fw