OT is full of weirdo's.
Why can't the West adapt to bidets already? Are the toilet paper manufacturers bribing our politicians?
A civilized person need a civilized toilet.
because bidets are disgusting and I'm not a fan of having wet buttcheeks with soggy toilet paper bits stuck in my asshole
wet wipes are the superior booty sanitation devices, they're portable and eliminate the filth to leave you feeling fresh
I'm sure poopers are going to love sitting down on a seat covered in dry piss
Smash it down the shower drain
With your foot
Just mash it in
Mash your troubles down that drain
You either sit down to take a piss or lift the toilet seat.
Not that hard Einstein, or have you never used a Japanese bidet? Not a fan of soggy butts but a fan of having dried shit smeared all over his asshole.
Seriously if you are getting toilet paper stuck on your bunghole you are doing it wrong.
that's a big ass toilet seat, I'm sure I'll love sitting down on something that easily catches booty hairs and dirt
here's the answer to your problems m8
every toilet needs these
if you're not getting toilet paper stuck on your bunghole then you're not wiping hard enough
If you're not getting toilet paper stuck on your bunghole then you're not wiping hard enough
because bidets are disgusting and I'm not a fan of having wet buttcheeks with soggy toilet paper bits stuck in my asshole
wet wipes are the superior booty sanitation devices, they're portable and eliminate the filth to leave you feeling fresh
I'm sure poopers are going to love sitting down on a seat covered in dry piss
Holy shit. I pressed back on my browser but saw this as the page changed. For some reason it made me lolWe gonna need to see that butthole for reference op
At home, one wipe, front to back, then jump into the shower and use plenty of soap with the shower hose.
Outside, alternating wipes - front to back, then back to front, two times each direction, then place neatly folded tissue in the crack and pull up the underwear.
Wear the folded tissue like a sanitary napkin for an hour or two (depending on how much I walk), then go back to the toilet, spread the cheeks so the tissue falls in the toilet, then wipe another four times, but with a bit of water in the tissue to really make sure it's all clean (or if I'm lucky, they will have alcohol to clean the seats, then I'll use that).
Hate having any kind of olfactory or visual indicator that I've gone number two, especially on the underwear.
Sadly, bidets aren't common here, there is literally no space at all for a separate bidet, and nobody sells those fancy two-in-ones.
I've always gone between the legs back to front (BLB2F), why wouldn't you? Your legs are spread so you're getting prime access without having to lift a leg or stand. I never understood the shitty balls argument because I, like most people, have a taint that acts as a generous buffer between the two. I don't start wiping and then keep the toilet paper pinned against my body til I reach my belly button. You can feel where you're supposed to end the wiping motion and it's long before you reach the back of your sack. And if you're that worried about it then boom, your other hand can easily move everything out of the way.
BLB2F lets you check out how much more work you have to do and then just drop it right into the water, keeping everything contained in the bowl. Do most people go from the side? So you're just pulling shitty tissue out from under yourself and flinging shit particles into the air before you look at the paper and then drop it into the bowl in front of you? And doesn't that just have risks of getting it on your thigh or the seat?
You've been wiping towards your balls?
every toilet needs these
nintendo avatar, needs help with wiping their ass. seems accurate
every toilet needs these
You're hopping in the shower every time you take a shit? You showering 3-4 times a day?
Despite being advertised as flushable, pretty sure these are bad for municipal sewer systems. And probably the environment.
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/10/are-wet-wipes-wrecking-the-worlds-sewers/504098/
Edit and bidets are unnecessary. That's what sinks are for.
Slightly off topic, but I had to get a shot directly inside my asshole a few years back. Was about 18 or 19 and there was a cute nurse just a few years older than me. The doc has me bent over the chair, ass out and face down, as he calls in his nurse in training to presumably watch the spectacle. Nope. She was instructed to hold my cheeks apart as he put the shot in.Yea. No. I had a beautiful young woman wipe my ass for me and it was the most soul crushing experience of my life. I was so miserable. Could barely stand. And I mean I ate a BIG meal of grits and gravy and mutton before my operation. So right when I'm ready to get that all out of me she has to clean it up? I wanted to die.
She was nice and professional but I could tell she was judging me the entire time. I couldn't make eye contact afterwards.
I will never let someone wipe my ass again.
...why did I enter this thread?
Despite being advertised as flushable, pretty sure these are bad for municipal sewer systems. And probably the environment.
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/10/are-wet-wipes-wrecking-the-worlds-sewers/504098/
Woah.I go every other day. That's just how my system works. I align it with my daily showers. Who shits 3-4 times a day??
Slightly off topic, but I had to get a shot directly inside my asshole a few years back. Was about 18 or 19 and there was a cute nurse just a few years older than me. The doc has me bent over the chair, ass out and face down, as he calls in his nurse in training to presumably watch the spectacle. Nope. She was instructed to hold my cheeks apart as he put the shot in.
Did not make eye contact with her again
I don't understand the poop balls or tainted taint arguments. It's never happened to me while wiping back to front.
This is an irrational fear that is holding the masses back from comfortable dooks.
I would think, given the size of the average GAF gentleman, most people here would be using the standard technique of stowing the last couple of inches of their dick in the butthole. Really far more comfortable and discreet than having it snake halfway down a pantleg.You can use your dick to wipe
I have read every last post in this thread and all I have to say is that every day we seem to stray further from god.
May he have mercy on your souls...
Damn.nintendo avatar, needs help with wiping their ass. seems accurate
Sometimes. I'm pretty regular. Probably at least twice.