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[Salvadora]

Saw this posted somewhere else and thought it might be of interest.

‘There are sufficient funds available to the manager.’ – Edelman, September 2005.

‘…the effect means we can spend more on transfers over the next 15 years.’ – Edelman, May 2006.

‘If Arsène came to us and said he wanted to spend £40m on a player we could do that.’ – Edelman, Sept 2007.

WHAT THE FUCK

We remain firmly committed to substantial investment in the playing squad.’ – chairman Peter Hill-Wood, Sept 2008.

‘We’ve got a substantial amount of money to invest.’ – chief executive Ivan Gazidis, Sept 2009.

‘The club is secure – we have sufficient funds to invest.’ – Gazidis, May 2010.

‘In January and in the summer there will be significant funds available to bolster the team.’ – Gazidis, Sept 2011.

‘All the money we make is available to the manager.’ – Gazidis, May 2012.

‘It’s all about giving us the capability to go to the manager and say “here is the money for you to compete”.’ – Gazidis, June 2013.

.I've fallen for the Arsenal cycle, again.

 

[Plasma]

Vermaelen is just a bad player. I don't know where he got this reputation for being a good defender (I guess he was decent in his first season? I don't really remember) but thankfully the past two seasons seem to have helped shed that reputation. going into the season with just 2 competent center backs is just a disaster waiting to happen.

also has a shit attitude. you're a defender, fucking defend!

First season he played very well alongside Gallas, those two had a really good understanding. He was out injured for most of his second season and he hasn't been that good since.

We need to bring in another defender, we can't just keep using Sagna as a makeshift CB because I don't think Jenkinson is ready to be playing RB week in week out yet.

 

[Timurid]

Let him come to PSG and he'll have a lot of dinero to invest.

 

[rodvik]

Benteke on ebay.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Christian-Benteke-Only-Slightly-Used-/200944113141?

Some funny shit in there.

 

[Carbonox]

Barcelona Facebook just posted this. :lol

 

[Yurt]

De Laurentis:"We offered Zuniga an extension, but he has an agent who thinks he is a world football genius"

"I love him very much,I would like to keep him w/ us,I don't understand how some become victims of agents"

Zabo is his agent?

 

[Kenka]

Who's worse:

Djourou
Senderos
Vermaelen

 

[Meier]

Some quotes from Alvaro:

"I've spoken with Jesus this morning and I am happy to be with him for another year," the striker told the press as he said goodbye to Sevilla on Wednesday.

"He's such an important player and a great guy. It's a pleasure to play with him."

Negredo added his excitement at taking the chance to join the Premier League runners-up rather than let his career "stand still", with the City manager having answered all his questions.

"Pellegrini called me, we shared opinions and he convinced me about everything," the forward explained. "He told me what they could offer me there. It's a challenge for me and in this life you can't stand still.

"Now I start another journey and I'm very excited."

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2892/transfer-zone/2013/07/17/4124720/-?

 

[Fergie]

Who's worse:

Djourou
Senderos
Vermaelen

Djourou.

 

[Pachimari]

Morata just turned down Sevilla. The kid should really go to another club for a year or two, and we would include a buy-back option.

In other words, Albiol has passed his medical at Napoli.

 

[L1NETT]

Who's worse:

Djourou
Senderos
Vermaelen

Pascal Cygan

 

[Freewheelin']

Another good episode of BoB - fuck this show is amazing.

Spoiler

for Pvt Jackson, loved the helplessness of the other solders.

Pretty weird to see Colin Hanks in this!

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Some quotes from Alvaro:

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2892/transfer-zone/2013/07/17/4124720/-?

There is only one Alvaro

 

[K1LLER7]

Do they pass backward?

Dude, we won 2 games 4-0 and then Quiche came along and ruined our game. We drew 2 after his arrival.

PC Clubs can keep him

omg

Yurt, can we have co-ownership of Llorente. I imagined Bale crossing the ball into him and now I want him.

 

[Kenka]

Djourou.

He was pretty awful at Arsenal, I wonder why Hamburg wanted him.

Pascal Cygan

 

[Freewheelin']

He was pretty awful at Arsenal, I wonder why Hamburg wanted him.

lol where is this gif from? I crack up every time I see it.

 

[pulga]

next season pls

Yurt pls

Youre giving me a chubby

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Me and Witless are going on TLoU if anyone wants to join

 

[pulga]

Who's worse:

Djourou
Senderos
Vermaelen

Negredo

 

[Carbonox]

lol where is this gif from? I crack up every time I see it.

I want to say Assassins (him and Stallone play WAIT FOR IT assassins) but I'm probably wrong.

 

[Requeim]

I want to say Assassins (him and Stallone play WAIT FOR IT assassins) but I'm probably wrong.

no, that's right

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I want to say Assassins (him and Stallone play WAIT FOR IT assassins) but I'm probably wrong.

I think you're right

Dreadful film

 

[Tc91]

So now we are in for Modric? Just bid on every midfielder in the world Moyes you're bound to land one.

 

[K1LLER7]

The Tanc says we've contacted Madrid for Modric.

What are you doing Woodward.

Going to be hilarious when we end up signing Osman.

Fabregas doesn't want to move > Modric
Modric not for sale > Fellani
Too late, Fellani is at Arsenal > Osman
Carrick and Osman lead us to 7th just ahead of Liverpool.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

The Tanc says we've contacted Madrid for Modric.

What are you doing Woodward.

Throwing shit at a wall and seeing what sticks

 

[Timurid]

The Tanc says we've contacted Madrid for Modric.

What are you doing Woodward.

Signing Cattermole.

 

[pulga]

We just bought Modric last season, and he did amazing for us in a couple of games.

Stuff your cocks back in.

Clits if you're Wilbury.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Has Tanc gotten a thing right well before anyone else? He tweets a lot to cover all the bases.

Throwing shit at a wall and seeing what sticks

Pretty much.

 

[Carbonox]

no, that's right

I think you're right

Dreadful film

Oh good.

OI FUCK YOU HITCHER YOU PERCY ITS BOMBAY

 

[Arnie]

ahahhahaha

United fans still believin' in the Woody PR fuckwagon.

These guys look sane next to you.

 

[Clegg]

Wenger: "We are not close to signing anyone"

Oh dear.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

 

[panty]

Modric is going nowhere.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Tancredi just makes things up and attributes them to Sky Italy.

 

[pulga]

Wenger:"We are not close to signing anyone"

Oh dear.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

What are you "oh dear"ing for?

You're in the same boat.

Modric SMH

 

[Freewheelin']

Wenger: "We are not close to signing anyone"

Oh dear.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

Oh FFS

 

[Splatt]

That guy got banned for the gotta go fast comment in the sonic thread.

That's some Balotelli

The story was sad, but I laughed so hard at the comment.

 

[Meier]

Has Tanc gotten a thing right well before anyone else? He tweets a lot to cover all the bases.

Hitcher took the words out of my mouth. He's like Indykaila but non anonymous. Post enough shit and if one is true, trumpet it.

 

[Salvadora]

Before I freak out, where did you get that quote Clegg?

 

[Meus Renaissance]

gunnerblog: AW has confirmed to The Guardian that AFC do have a clause offering them an option on Cesc Fabregas - but he believes Cesc wants to stay.

 

[D_prOdigy]

The Tanc says we've contacted Madrid for Modric.

What are you doing Woodward.

contact ALL the clubs

 

[Wilbur]

So now we are in for Modric? Just bid on every midfielder in the world Moyes you're bound to land one.

The Tanc says we've contacted Madrid for Modric.

What are you doing Woodward.

Going to be hilarious when we end up signing Osman.

Fabregas doesn't want to move > Modric
Modric not for sale > Fellani
Too late, Fellani is at Arsenal > Osman
Carrick and Osman lead us to 7th just ahead of Liverpool.

Just shut up and drink down the muppetry

This is a fud for all and you cunts aren't invited

We just bought Modric last season, and he did amazing for us in a couple of games.

Stuff your cocks back in.

Clits if you're Wilbury.

Me and ur mum share cleaning tips for our salty vaginas

 

[Vivalaraza]

Wenger: "We are not close to signing anyone"

Oh dear.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

At least he's honest.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Hitcher took the words out of my mouth. He's like Indykaila but non anonymous. Post enough shit and if one is true, trumpet it.

I was talking about Woodward, but it applies to Tanc as well

 

[Tc91]

#indyontour part 1

This is Twitter not a nightclub.

 

[K1LLER7]

At least he's honest.

He doesn't know how Good PR works.

We'll sell them Woodward if that's even possible lol.

 

[Clegg]

Are these quites real or is Wenger drunk?

Arsene "Fabregas has decided to stay one more year at Barcelona. We have a clause in the contract so we would be on alert"

 

[Meus Renaissance]

Oh FFS

I for one am SHOCKED. SHOCKED, I tell ya

 

[Vivalaraza]

#indyontour part 1

This is Twitter not a nightclub.

LOOOOOOLLLLL

Oh man he is amazing.

 

[Carbonox]

The story was sad, but I laughed so hard at the comment.

Yeah it was gold, wouldn't call it ban-worthy IMO...

 

[dc89]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=t6cu_IXfJy0#t=63s

Amazing.