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[BY2K]

Other Musou game stories:

- This snake is evil, we should probably kill it?
- The evil snake is back.
- It's back again let's super kill it.
- These shells are making everyone evil. Let's beat them up until they're not evil anymore.
- We all got timewarped here, let's get together and fight evil.

Normal Musou games or specifically crossover/licensed Musou?

 

[MAtgS]

So literally the plot of the game is "scantily glad sorceress wants to get into Link's pants, so she turns evil and steals Link's friend in a fit of jealousy"

Am I the only one who is rolling their eyes right now?

Don't forget how lots of Hyrulean soldiers are gonna die in war due to this.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Normal Musou games or specifically crossover/licensed Musou?

The latter.

 

[CronoShot]

So literally the plot of the game is "scantily glad sorceress wants to get into Link's pants, so she turns evil and steals Link's friend in a fit of jealousy"

Am I the only one who is rolling their eyes right now?

IF I CAN'T HAVE YOUUUUUU

 

[Phire Phox]

Is it me or are the graphics a shit ton better than they were when this was first revealed?

 

[Winterfang]

Finally some decent boobs in the Zelda verse

Yuck.

 

[Sectorseven]

So literally the plot of the game is "scantily glad sorceress wants to get into Link's pants, so she turns evil and steals Link's friend in a fit of jealousy"

I can already picture the trailer: "From the writer of The Iliad and the director of Sucker Punch."

 

[BY2K]

Finally some decent boobs in the Zelda verse

Yuck.

Dat Telma, though.

EDIT: What the fuck would Zack Snyder do with a Zelda game?

 

[Lord_Byron28]

I love Impa's new design. She looks like a mix between her Ocarina of Time & Skyward Sword incarnations to me.

yeah thats what I noticed as well. She has a nor muscular build like her OoT incarnation but still has a lot of the features that made SS Impa great.

So literally the plot of the game is "scantily glad sorceress wants to get into Link's pants, so she turns evil and steals Link's friend in a fit of jealousy"

Am I the only one who is rolling their eyes right now?

Its predictable and I called as much awhile ago with the twist being that she got corrupted/taken over by a mysterious evil power and Link will save her as well for the twist to be revealed that Ganondorf was behind it. However, most Zeldas have a pretty predictable "base" plot.

 

[TreIII]

So literally the plot of the game is "scantily glad sorceress wants to get into Link's pants, so she turns evil and steals Link's friend in a fit of jealousy"

Am I the only one who is rolling their eyes right now?

Well, at least it's something different.

If they had come out the gate with the typical Triforce/Other Magical MacGuffin/Barrier Maiden-related plot, there likely would've been eye-rolling anyway.

 

[Arkam]

It's coming out in three months and it still has its placeholder title?

Seems fine to me... But then again my game is currently less than 60 days from "release" and we just changed from placeholder to deal title.

 

[1000 Branches]

I am mildly, cautiously, optimistic about this game.

 

[ohlawd]

You guys need to quote Shia more.

Every time I see her bust, I find myself mirin.

 

[BY2K]

I bet the title will remain Zelda Musou in Japan. We'll get the American title at E3.

 

[Zephyrus]

Is that weapon upgrade I hear?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m9QUoW5KnY

 

[GamerSoul]

So literally the plot of the game is "scantily glad sorceress wants to get into Link's pants, so she turns evil and steals Link's friend in a fit of jealousy"

Am I the only one who is rolling their eyes right now?

ehh, all is fair in Love and War, man. And how could you resist a Link looking like that? lol

Spoiler

Have you ever regretted making a comment.

 

[DVCY201]

This plot sounds so hilarious that I love it!

Just out of curiosity, but have any Musou games been 60fps? The fact that Team Ninja is involved gives me hope that they may take some of their know-how to help with the title.

 

[Son Of D]

This plot sounds so hilarious that I love it!

Just out of curiosity, but have any Musou games been 60fps? The fact that Team Ninja is involved gives me hope that they may take some of their know-how to help with the title.

Whilst I haven't played them in ages, I think the PS2 games were. Orochi 3 on PS3 was 60FPS in small crowds. PS4 DW8XL probably is.

 

[-Horizon-]

Really, with how she looks, I don't know how Link didn't want to hit that.

That possible nice boat ending though.

Unless Link is a girl.

This just got even hotter.

So literally the plot of the game is "scantily glad sorceress wants to get into Link's pants, so she turns evil and steals Link's friend in a fit of jealousy"

Am I the only one who is rolling their eyes right now?

But that's best anime plot D:

 

[UselessNinja]

I hope you can unlock some villains as playable characters, always liked when games did that.

 

[Riki]

I bet the title will remain Zelda Musou in Japan. We'll get the American title at E3.

Zelda High Intensity Action Battle Royal

 

[ActStriker]

Zelda High Intensity Action Battle Royal

One Million Moblins

Spoiler

never mind the fact that quote was for Ninety-Nine Nights

 

[Riki]

One Million Moblins

Spoiler

never mind the fact that quote was for Ninety-Nine Nights

You will be scarfed.

 

[Nia]

So literally the plot of the game is "scantily glad sorceress wants to get into Link's pants, so she turns evil and steals Link's friend in a fit of jealousy"

Am I the only one who is rolling their eyes right now?

I find it hilarious. If every girl who ever loved Link became a villain like Shia, Link and Hyrule would be screwed.

 

[Amazeballs]

I bet the title will remain Zelda Musou in Japan. We'll get the American title at E3.

The Legend of Shia's Mammaries.

 

[Lunar15]

All of this reads like a 13 year old's Zelda fan-fiction written on the Nsider forums.

It's just like LOTR!

 

[mankoto]

http://gematsu.com/2014/05/hyrule-warriors-story-detailed-new-screenshots

The game’s storyline revolves around Hyrule once again being besieged by evil forces, with Princess Zelda invariably ending up imprisoned and in need of rescuing. At the center of this trouble is Shia, a witch who was once tasked with maintaining the balance of the Triforce. Although once a good person, Shia came to harbor affections for a hero, which in turn transformed into jealousy towards Zelda for being able to be with him.

Eventually, Shia finds her mind hijacked by the thoughts of an evil being that was once sealed away, leading her to bring disaster to the kingdom. The hero she fell for, as it turns out, is Link, and she now stands in opposition to him with comrades Valga and Wiz at her side, setting into motion another conflict with Hyrule at its epicenter.

See, Shia is cool. I'd prefer a yandere, but the traditional brain washing is okay too.

 

[Riki]

The Legend of Shia's Mammaries.

The Legend of Zelda: Mammary Caps?

 

[SmithnCo]

Shia wants to sex Link? This is going to be a fanart storm.

 

[careksims]

Shia wants to sex Link? This is going to be a fanart storm.

and it's going to be glorious. I can't wait to see Shia's full character art. I'm still enjoying Dynasty Warriors 8. I'm so going to enjoy this one.

 

[-Horizon-]

I find it hilarious. If every girl who ever loved Link became a villain like Shia, Link and Hyrule would be screwed.

Harem full of villainess is best harem?

 

[Riki]

Harem full of villainess is best harem?

I-it's not like I wanted to destroy Hyrule, baka!

 

[soultron]

Other Musou game stories:

- This snake is evil, we should probably kill it?
- The evil snake is back.
- It's back again let's super kill it.
- These shells are making everyone evil. Let's beat them up until they're not evil anymore.
- We all got timewarped here, let's get together and fight evil.

This post made me laugh so hard. God damn you and your wit, SA.

 

[Tripon]

You guys need to quote Shia more.

Every time I see her bust, I find myself mirin.

 

[-Horizon-]

I-it's not like I wanted to destroy Hyrule, baka!

...I NEED voice acting for this game now!

 

[watershed]

http://gematsu.com/2014/05/hyrule-warriors-story-detailed-new-screenshots
See, Shia is cool. I'd prefer a yandere, but the traditional brain washing is okay too.

So who is possessing her mind? A new character or Demise or Ganon? I guess Ganon didn't really exist yet?

 

[Riki]

So who is possessing her mind? A new character or Demise or Ganon? I guess Ganon didn't really exist yet?

Lu Bu

 

[Arc Christelle]

Finally some decent boobs in the Zelda verse

Yuck.

I'mma let you finish but Telma had the best titties of all time.

Lu Bu

 

[Nia]

So who is possessing her mind? A new character or Demise or Ganon? I guess Ganon didn't really exist yet?

Manipulating emotions via mind control is right up Majora's alley, who could take on a different form during the era this game is set. That is merely wishful thinking on my part though. It is likely Demise or Ganondorf.

 

[-Horizon-]

So who is possessing her mind? A new character or Demise or Ganon? I guess Ganon didn't really exist yet?

It was actually Zelda. Trying to get rid of the competition.

 

[m_shortpants]

People in here acting like they never saw Telma

 

[TreIII]

So who is possessing her mind? A new character or Demise or Ganon? I guess Ganon didn't really exist yet?

Especially if it's "non-canon", I'd say Ganon.

I mean, why go with any of the other/lesser-known Big Bads, when you're making a game like this that should at least meet certain base requirements for fanservice?

 

[Glittering Crux]

Super excited for this. Even if it's not the best game I've always enjoyed Dynasty Warriors co-op. I can't wait to see what other characters are playables. I'd be really happy if Vaati or Ghirahim even though there isn't much of a reason for them to appear.

 

[SenorArdilla]

People in here acting like they never saw Telma

Because Telma doesn't conform to their perception of attractiveness. Neither does the Great Fairies.

 

[Sami+]

So literally the plot of the game is "scantily glad sorceress wants to get into Link's pants, so she turns evil and steals Link's friend in a fit of jealousy"

Am I the only one who is rolling their eyes right now?

Nope.

I can't say I'm a fan of the Booby High School Anime Zelda approach.

 

[thesaucetastic]

are you serious with that plot right now

seriously

that's the plot

 

[Fandangox]

That is the premise. We still don't know what the whole entire plot is like.

 

[BY2K]

are you serious with that plot right now

seriously

that's the plot

It's only the setup, it's not the whole thing, at least.

 

[KHlover]

Nope.

I can't say I'm a fan of the Booby High School Anime Zelda approach.

Boobie High School Anime? Nah, this trope is muuuuuuuch older. This is more like the classic fairytale approach.

Witch hits on hero, hero declines. Witch gets mad and kidnaps hero's GF. May or may not cast a spell on the entire kingdom. Hero has to save everyone.

 

[Femmeworth]

So literally the plot of the game is "scantily glad sorceress wants to get into Link's pants, so she turns evil and steals Link's friend in a fit of jealousy"

Am I the only one who is rolling their eyes right now?

Sounds like one of my animes.