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OP's boss just shot themselves in the foot.
I don't know how much the rest of you know about Office culture (I'm an expert), but coffee and breaks are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in a warehouse where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in an office, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.
What this means is OP's coworkers, after seeing this, is not going to want to work for OP's boss, nor will they work ever again. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but OP's boss has alienated an entire office with this move.
OP's boss, publicly apologize and pour out this guy some coffee or you can kiss your business goodbye.
1. The craziest didn't actually happen in the office. I received a call from a data entry contractor who told me she'd be late to work because her ex-fiance was in the hospital and she was his emergency contact. K, no big deal. Then she called back like two hours later, and told me, "I'm not going to be able to come into work at all today. I'm still talking to the police. There was an incident last night... it was kinda my fault... there was a machete involved." It was the most Florida conversation I've had to this day. Anyway, after telling the studio head this, he told me I had to call her right back and fire her. That was very awkward, as I was actually on vacation at the time, and day-drunk. Hoo boy.
haha...fucking legend....what a wild guy
fucjkign wrencked
Next time he should give your boss the slow jerk to get him back.
I don't understand.
Did you guys clap afterwards?
that guy sounds like a true badass i hope you wear fire retardant for that str8 fier next time
You sound like a proper group of mad lads.
Bunch of madlads in that place. Wouldn't be able to handle that kind of tomfoolery.
The absolute madman.
Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark!
That would leave me in bits. Absolutely bloody savage
amazing office story!
1. The craziest didn't actually happen in the office. I received a call from a data entry contractor who told me she'd be late to work because her ex-fiance was in the hospital and she was his emergency contact. K, no big deal. Then she called back like two hours later, and told me, "I'm not going to be able to come into work at all today. I'm still talking to the police. There was an incident last night... it was kinda my fault... there was a machete involved." It was the most Florida conversation I've had to this day. Anyway, after telling the studio head this, he told me I had to call her right back and fire her. That was very awkward, as I was actually on vacation at the time, and day-drunk. Hoo boy.
I wish my work was that epic. Epic for the win.
These are great.
amazing office story!
Data entry contractor missing a day of work?Wait, why fire her?
I..don't understand.
wait, i get it now. His coworker was expecting the supervisor to fill his cup too, but he didn't.
AmazingIs your co-worker a closer?
We are in the break room talking about the NFL games yesterday. My supervisor poured himself some coffee and my co-worker put out his cup, and dude just walked right by him. His face went from shock to sadness to anger. I stated laughing my ass off. I had legit tears in my eyes. What made it funny is my supervisor didnt do it on purpose.
I must say there is a lot of fuckery that happens at my work place.
I wish my work was that epic. Epic for the win.
amazing office story!
We mad, boyos
Wait, why fire her?
Gonna need a police report for this one. How did this end for her? Apart from the firing, I mean.
Data entry contractor missing a day of work?
done in one
/r/madlads for more truly crazy stories.
Is this the right thread to get proper plastered?
I wish my work was that epic. Epic for the win.
amazing office story!
We mad, boyos
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One time my manager asked me to buy her a coffee, and I kept the change!
I was laughing all the way to the bank with that 15p. What a fucking mug.