So what did I miss?
Oh, not much. Just Cranky coming out of retirement and being revealed as the Fourth Kong, the Funkster taking his place as the new shopkeeper (who better?), glorious new David Wise music, that amazing intro with DK Island being frozen, AND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SILHOUETTE LEVEL WE'VE YET TO SEE?
This is a fantastic ride we're on, folks. <3
WOW. That screenshot is AMAZING!! :-OSo what did I miss?
Oh, not much. Just Cranky coming out of retirement and being revealed as the Fourth Kong, the Funkster taking his place as the new shopkeeper (who better?), glorious new David Wise music, that amazing intro with DK Island being frozen, AND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SILHOUETTE LEVEL WE'VE YET TO SEE?
This is a fantastic ride we're on, folks. <3
So what did I miss?
Oh, not much. Just Cranky coming out of retirement and being revealed as the Fourth Kong, the Funkster taking his place as the new shopkeeper (who better?), glorious new David Wise music, that amazing intro with DK Island being frozen, AND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SILHOUETTE LEVEL WE'VE YET TO SEE?
This is a fantastic ride we're on, folks. <3
Rawkhawk is part of that site.
That's new... Gorgeous. Good lord give me this game now.
And if you (or anyone else) has a problem with that, feel free to take it to PM.
Woo, that site. "For EA specifically, Hepler wanted to force homosexuality into the game for no reason other than to promote that lifestyle." Lifestyle huh.
Anyway, this will be the first game I'll buy whenever I get a WiiU. Donkey Kong has a special place in my heart.
Eh, I don't want to give them the hits, but I'm curious what's at the link. Summarize?
Eh, I don't want to give them the hits, but I'm curious what's at the link. Summarize?
Disturbing, as expected.I think this paragraph has the gist of it:
"And now with Phil Robertson being suspended indefinitely? You can believe that they're silencing anyone in support of the guy. And anyone who calls out the gay movement's heavy-handed fascism and faux outrage obviously gets banned. The officially endorsed "NeoGAF Worst Posts" Twitter calls people out who go against the far-left hivemind. "
I'm honestly too anxious to talk about DKC now. I'll probably now associate this game with Klansmen and Nazis.
Donkey Kong Country Tropical Nazis?
Kremlings were Nazis, but luckily DK got rid of them since long time.
Now he has to face these bastard frosty Communists!
Oh man, Koopa TV will have to fight their ancestors!But aren't vikings pure white Aryans?
Oh man, Koopa TV will have to fight their ancestors!
Ha! XDAnd we all know what race is a bunch of 'monkeys,' I mean, look at Diddy's 'thuggish' outfit!
Maybe they're expecting some Braid like shit in the last level that reveals that the vikings were trying to civilise these savages all along?
humour
I'm still a bit disappointed there's only 6 (confirmed) worlds against the 8 + special levels in DKCR. I suppose the extra content comes in the replayability of using different characters for gated unlockables in levels.
Would love to see Enguarde back, but since we've got rockets anda faster swimming speed in these games, I just don't see it likely.
And those cmaera rotating shots in some of the minecart levels in one of the videos in the OP make me wonder what they could do with a more 3D perspective oriented DK.
Okay I'll bite.I'd say that's the word going over most people's heads.
Okay I'll bite.
Trayvon Tyson's Punch-Out. A game where you play as a white hispanic man who beats up black people who are rioting after a Zimmerman not guilty verdict.
What part of this is funny to you?
This site doesn't come across as being a comedy site, nor a parody site and lacks a severe amount of Bob Hoskins love if it really is the latter like DKVine (technically) is.I'd say that's the word going over most people's heads.
I'm still a bit disappointed there's only 6 (confirmed) worlds against the 8 + special levels in DKCR. I suppose the extra content comes in the replayability of using different characters for gated unlockables in levels.
Would love to see Enguarde back, but since we've got rockets anda faster swimming speed in these games, I just don't see it likely.
And those cmaera rotating shots in some of the minecart levels in one of the videos in the OP make me wonder what they could do with a more 3D perspective oriented DK.
Okay I'll bite.
Trayvon Tyson's Punch-Out. A game where you play as a white hispanic man who beats up black people who are rioting after a Zimmerman not guilty verdict.
What part of this is funny to you?
This site doesn't come across as being a comedy site, nor a parody site and lacks a severe amount of Bob Hoskins love if it really is the latter like DKVine (technically) is.
I'm devistated there's been no sign of animal buddies... Where's my Squitter!
Are you seriously going to pretend that this is not offensive?It's surreal humor, lad. Treat it with some levity.
The whole point of the game is its ever-growing plot and how it forms this massive-ultra contrast with the silly premise.
I liked the orange jungle and the factory silhouette levels better, tbh.
Wow, what the hell happened to this thread? I saw DKC TF bumped and expected new news, new screenshots... really, anything besides that creepy-as-hell KoopaTV site and the promotion of hate.
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So is 1080p actually confirmed from a reliable source other than a random rep?
I'd say that's the word going over most people's heads.
Keep in mind, the levels we've seen in Tropical Freeze are...well, humongous. Mangrove Cove is already like 3x the size of Jungle Hijinxs, and when you combine that with things like dynamic 3D camera sections, well...of course it won't have as many. Super Mario 3D World can claim to have lots and lots of levels, but some of these "levels" are literally ten second fights against a set of drones. Quality over quantity, man.
And even then, I still expect a Lost World. With things like the long-fabled Fourth Kong and even the story intro already revealed, Nintendo is obviously saving some cats in the bag to unveil closer to release.
I also expect Enguarde. We've seen full demos of minecart levels and levels from the "final" world...yet not a single playthrough of a water level. That's too suspicious.
I'd say that's the word going over most people's heads.
I'm torn between this and Bravely Default in February. UGH!
Mangrove Cove is already like 3x the size of Jungle Hijinxs
I also have fear for the Time Trial mode. Sure I will be mad if they remove that too, because that great mode added more than a hundred of hours of gameplay to Returns.