Chainsawkitten
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Only if the girl to guy ratio is 1.Aw yeah. Normal straight porn with twice the tits.
Wait, are we talking about the same normal porn?
Only if the girl to guy ratio is 1.Aw yeah. Normal straight porn with twice the tits.
So, so far I've gotten tit pics, dick pics and now ass pics.
BTW, nice ass (even ronitoswife agrees and she's more of a boob lady)
why thank you
No, thank YOUUUU!
Talk to your wife dude. Like I said before, monogamy takes work. Fact is she's also never had sex with another woman. Chances are she probably feels like she missed out too in her sexual awakening. Perhaps there are things you can do together to help alleviate that. I'm not a fan of married couples having open relationships (though it does work for some) you made a committment to be together and take care of each other not just financially or emotionally but sexually as well. As such by keeping things from your wife you're not allowing her to do her job or visa versa. Loads of people have this problem and everyone comes up with different solutions. Some take to role playing, others to watching porn together, others still to escorts, others to threesomes others to swinging and yet others to open relationships. The ones that don't talk about it end up resenting or cheating.I married my high school sweetheart. Life is great, i love my wife and can´t imagine my life without her. But sometimes i feel like i missed out, I never had sex with another woman. I´m not sure if i can live with that.
While I'm not a fan of just letting people go. I will say that sometimes people will do stuff like that to get attention. The main thing is to get them into professional's hands.Someone I know on skype and as a passing acquaintance in real life (I see them at cons on occasion) messaged me the other night to tell me they were going to kill themselves in 24 hours. To be quite honest, I'm super tired of their shit, even though I feel really bad even saying that about someone suicidal. I've stopped him from it before and even had to call the paramedics on him when he had a couple bottles of booze and decided mix a bottle of sleeping pills and some other stuff in with that too (which is really really hard to do for someone who lives in another county, apparently). This has happened a number of times and I never thought I'd say it, but I'm burned out on trying to keep someone from killing themselves. I just don't have the time or energy to deal with them any longer. I'm also angry that they'd just dump that on someone they basically just latched on to (if it were up to me I'd have no association with him really, but I can't be mean to anyone to their face). Now if I do find out he killed himself I'm sure I'll have a fun case of survivor's guilt to deal with... or actually, I wonder if I'll feel some other weird guilt that I don't feel bad about it and he's finally out of my hair.
Says he has "nothing to confess" follows up with seriously creepy confession.I love reading your threads and I always wished I had something to confess. I didn't exactly have a normal childhood growing up, but it wasn't full of weird shit like jacking off at cars. I was a relatively normal/innocent child. But then I remembered something that I have tried to forget and I need to get off my chest.
There was a girl that I knew in preschool. I forget her name and mostly what she looked like, but I do remember some things about her. We lived in the same apartment complex for awhile and my family would tease us and say we were dating. Well, the truth is that we would run off to one of the bathrooms at the preschool and she would bend over and have me kiss her butt. Then she would do the same to me.
Well, one day I took it too far. A a couple of kids held her down, pulled down her pants and I got a stick and poked her vagina. Not like I was penetrating her vagina with a stick or anything, it was more like her pubic mound I guess? Anyway, the adults broke it up and we all got sent home or something. It gets fuzzy after that. I wasn't sexually abused or saw a porn or anything, I don't know why we were doing what we were doing. I honestly am not sure if the other kids were even holding her down or just standing there.
I know I was really young at the time, but to this day I am incredibly ashamed of what I did. I don't really think about it often at all, but when I do I am scared that I have scarred her for life. I want to ask my parents about what happened, but I am too afraid.
I am unsure of when this next thing happened, but it had to be around the same time. It may have been after. But I remember being taken to what could have been a hospital, but it could have been some sort of other facility. I remember someone who looked like they could have been a doctor hooking me up to some machine. I had pads and wires connected to my head. All I remember them asking me to do was to pant like a dog. I asked my father about it years later but he had no idea what I was talking about. The memory is pretty vivid, and I do not believe I am making it up.
Thanks for listening, I've only told one other person about the first part.
This is like the 5th wierd sexual confession about preschoolSays he has "nothing to confess" follows up with seriously creepy confession.
No, thank YOUUUU!
Dude, you're overthinking this. Many (I'd say most, as I haven't found one that hasn't) straight women get off to gay male porn. I know some lesbians that enjoy straight porn and, my god straight men love lesbian/transsexual porn (ok the transexual stuff is less popular but admit it guys). That doesn't necessarily mean they're all not accepting their sexuality. Straight people don't worry about this. I don't see why you should. You know what you like to actually do, and you know who you are and seem confident in that. Go with that and faith in yourself.
Online alter egos. Not even once.
hahah they're both horrible people. She locks the kid up in a room, so she can get that pipe from the guy who might even be the kid's father. But the kid will never know. The boyfriend will never know. Hahaha talk about a fucked situation.
Maybe it's just the people that I know with gender dysphoria would probably say that you just like cross dressing. I dunno know though. Perhaps people with more experience than I will pipe up. (also great name btw)I know there have been a number of these kinds of posts already, so I guess I'm not sure why I'm adding mine to the list. Maybe I just want some of the other anons to know they're not alone. I started my panty stealing when I was in college. It's some sort of strange fetish I have, where I can only climax when I'm wearing women's underwear. But I was poor, and embarrassed, and private, so I resorted to what any other kid in my place would have done: raid the laundry rooms. Every day, too. It wasn't enough to have just one pair. Panties, a couple bras, I was loaded. At the end of the first month, there was probably more female underwear in my dorm than any other on the campus. It wasn't long before that got old, though, and I needed to taste something else. I needed to dress up in more than just underwear. So I knicked a couple shirts and a skirt. But that was significantly more risky, so my plans changed one more time. I started going out to town to nab things. Not a lot, mind, but I'd "visit" the local Goodwill thrift shop every week or so to pick up a few things. I know, I know, it's pretty low to boost from a thrift shop, but I was poor and had nothing better to do. So, basically, I ended up with a lot of clothing that I'd put on whenever my roommate was in class, or out of town, and then I'd masturbate with furvor. Eventually, I added makeup, breast forms and a wig to the mix, most of which I ordered online cheaply. I was and am a closet transvestite. Is it a sign of gender dysphoria? Was there a mild case of kleptomania thrown in? Maybe. I don't know. I don't care. I make enough money now that I can buy all the kinky things I want. And believe me, I want!
Well first off, assuming this isn't bullshit.What to do? Well submitting a confession with your age, the fact that her husband as on a business trip then put his real name in that confession posted on a popular internet site was probably not a good first step.I got my sister pregnant. I've always found her super attractive, always loved my sister, but, y'know how these things go incest is bad, etc. I never told her how I felt, never once. We both went through puberty at the same time and she was the one who suggested exploring each other. She said "You're a virgin. So am I. We both need to train each other to please our loved ones", an so that's how I had sex with my sister.
We sometimes had sex afterwards, but, rarely and never talked, we just did it. We both go our separate ways after High School, she finished college and got married to her long term b/f. A few months ago (i'm 22) we met up again and had sex as a one time thing. I didn't have a condom, and we were both kinda drunk. I rambled on about how cause we were siblings I couldn't get her pregnant and I wouldn't finish inside her anyways. She believed me, and sure enough I did finish inside her...
A few weeks go by and nothing happens. She calls me and tells me she's pregnant. Logically it couldn't be me, could it? Nope, her husband has been gone on a business trip, so it couldn't have been him. I'm the only person she's ever slept with.
Yeah, so I just got my sister pregnant. I just ruined a lot of lives. A bit of a confession and a plea for help. What the fuck do I do now? If Mike, her husband finds out, if my family finds out, oh god there will be hell to pay.
So I have an actual confession. I don't know how to ride a bike, and I'm terrified of the thought of trying to.
look back a few pages, I posted a step by step guide as to how to do it.
No seriously, look back a few pages. It's how I taught my kids to ride bikes.
Hmmm
I didn't know how to ride a bike until I was around 10. I was always really embarrassed about it when people would bring up riding bikes, and I had my own at the time so it didn't appear I didn't actually know.So I have an actual confession. I don't know how to ride a bike, and I'm terrified of the thought of trying to.
There's no reason for being afraid of it. Truthfully, I'm still scared of hitting a deer or pedestrian whenever I drive. A few scraped knees and elbows is nothing in comparison. Cheap bikes are everywhere so grab one, push yourself along with your feet and ignore the pedals until you get used to balancing (the faster you go the easier it is to balance because physics).So I have an actual confession. I don't know how to ride a bike, and I'm terrified of the thought of trying to.
accidentally? dude, you're a terrible person.Remember what I said about pacing? So after the little respect/love-in time to reset the levels on this thread:
Accidentally?
Man, what a mess.
i feel, if they get turned on by lots of people seeing them, you should be allowed to post their pics.So, so far I've gotten tit pics, dick pics and now ass pics.
BTW, nice ass (even ronitoswife agrees and she's more of a boob lady)
...this, this is a thing? I didn't even know. I don't think my wife would get off to that, but i will now definitely ask.Dude, you're overthinking this. Many (I'd say most, as I haven't found one that hasn't) straight women get off to gay male porn. I know some lesbians that enjoy straight porn and, my god straight men love lesbian/transsexual porn (ok the transexual stuff is less popular but admit it guys). That doesn't necessarily mean they're all not accepting their sexuality. Straight people don't worry about this. I don't see why you should. You know what you like to actually do, and you know who you are and seem confident in that. Go with that and faith in yourself.
I didn't know how to ride a bike until I was around 10. I was always really embarrassed about it when people would bring up riding bikes, and I had my own at the time so it didn't appear I didn't actually know.
Eventually one day I got sick of it and hopped on the bike I had and would not stop practicing that afternoon until I could. Fortunately I lived in an apartment complex at the time with columns at certain intervals in the car holes, so I would set goals for myself on how far I could get. Eventually I made it the entire distance and wasn't stopping at any point and rode back and forth.
One of the most satisfying things I've ever done.
It all stems from when I was a kid, and my dad tried to teach me. He'd always yell when I messed up, and that feeling never really went away. It didn't help when other people who tried to teach me yelled also. :|
And of course I know how to swim!
I didn't have anyone around with me. This is actually a theme for how I've learned many basic life skills. I learned how to tie my shoes when I was around 7, I similarly just never learned. Ride a bike, tell time, and eventually learning stick shift.It all stems from when I was a kid, and my dad tried to teach me. He'd always yell when I messed up, and that feeling never really went away. It didn't help when other people who tried to teach me yelled also. :|
And of course I know how to swim!
So I have an actual confession. I don't know how to ride a bike, and I'm terrified of the thought of trying to.
Those people are idiots. All the yelling fostered fear and self doubt in you and riding a bike is basically nothing but confidence through practice and familiarity.It all stems from when I was a kid, and my dad tried to teach me. He'd always yell when I messed up, and that feeling never really went away. It didn't help when other people who tried to teach me yelled also. :|
And of course I know how to swim!
Yeah, so I just got my sister pregnant. I just ruined a lot of lives. A bit of a confession and a plea for help. What the fuck do I do now? If Mike, her husband finds out, if my family finds out, oh god there will be hell to pay.
First, to anon, don't let them die. Secondly, you'd be surprised at how draining it is even for professionals. Wife is a psychologist, and sometimes she comes home completely drained by her patients.While I'm not a fan of just letting people go. I will say that sometimes people will do stuff like that to get attention. The main thing is to get them into professional's hands.
IAnd of course I know how to swim!
I got my sister pregnant. I've always found her super attractive, always loved my sister, but, y'know how these things go incest is bad, etc. I never told her how I felt, never once. We both went through puberty at the same time and she was the one who suggested exploring each other. She said "You're a virgin. So am I. We both need to train each other to please our loved ones", an so that's how I had sex with my sister.
We sometimes had sex afterwards, but, rarely and never talked, we just did it. We both go our separate ways after High School, she finished college and got married to her long term b/f. A few months ago (i'm 22) we met up again and had sex as a one time thing. I didn't have a condom, and we were both kinda drunk. I rambled on about how cause we were siblings I couldn't get her pregnant and I wouldn't finish inside her anyways. She believed me, and sure enough I did finish inside her...
A few weeks go by and nothing happens. She calls me and tells me she's pregnant. Logically it couldn't be me, could it? Nope, her husband has been gone on a business trip, so it couldn't have been him. I'm the only person she's ever slept with.
Yeah, so I just got my sister pregnant. I just ruined a lot of lives. A bit of a confession and a plea for help. What the fuck do I do now? If Mike, her husband finds out, if my family finds out, oh god there will be hell to pay.
i feel, if they get turned on by lots of people seeing them, you should be allowed to post their pics.
While I read once that kids having their first experiences with their brother or sister is not that uncommon getting your sister pregnant is definitely something else. The whole thing is fucked up and while there are no easy outs here, I would definitely recommend an abortion.
Definitely get the abortion. That shouldn't even be a question. And don't bone your sister anymore. Problems kind of solved.
Definitely get the abortion. That shouldn't even be a question. And don't bone your sister anymore. Problems kind of solved.
Do it! DO IT! Then go ly dow
So I have an actual confession. I don't know how to ride a bike, and I'm terrified of the thought of trying to.
Yeah, boning your sister is one thing, but actually allowing such an abdominable coupling to yield fruit is a can of worm best kept shut closed.
Was that meant to be abominable, or does abdominable mean something I'm not aware of?
accidentally? dude, you're a terrible person.
i feel, if they get turned on by lots of people seeing them, you should be allowed to post their pics.
...this, this is a thing? I didn't even know. I don't think my wife would get off to that, but i will now definitely ask.
That was indeed meant to be abominable.
Abdominable sounds abs-related, which doesn't quite fit in this context, no
*sighs*Someone I know on skype and as a passing acquaintance in real life (I see them at cons on occasion) messaged me the other night to tell me they were going to kill themselves in 24 hours. To be quite honest, I'm super tired of their shit, even though I feel really bad even saying that about someone suicidal. I've stopped him from it before and even had to call the paramedics on him when he had a couple bottles of booze and decided mix a bottle of sleeping pills and some other stuff in with that too (which is really really hard to do for someone who lives in another county, apparently). This has happened a number of times and I never thought I'd say it, but I'm burned out on trying to keep someone from killing themselves. I just don't have the time or energy to deal with them any longer. I'm also angry that they'd just dump that on someone they basically just latched on to (if it were up to me I'd have no association with him really, but I can't be mean to anyone to their face). Now if I do find out he killed himself I'm sure I'll have a fun case of survivor's guilt to deal with... or actually, I wonder if I'll feel some other weird guilt that I don't feel bad about it and he's finally out of my hair.
confession: i skim past most confessions that don't go through ronito
Of course, they could just be doing nothing but trying to get attention. In which case, fuck 'em.
I love that on the last page a guy admitted to impregnating his sister and most of the posts are "so professor beef, if you want to learn to ride a bike first you have to..."
Never change, gaf