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[Shauni]

Sounds like a modern day remake of that McyD's scene in Falling Down.

 

[Hektor]

All that for cucumbers?

Wow, that is messed up.

You know how amazing cucumber is?

 

[JigglesBunny]

This really exposes a bigger issue - stop ordering salad from fast food joints. Panera is decent but everywhere else is serving you shit veggies and bitter dressing. Make that shit fresh with ingredients at home, ya'll.

Quality takes time and effort, two things fast food employees often don't have.

 

[E92 M3]

They are shit and you know it!

They are fundamental to providing crunch.

 

[GhostBed]

This guy was probably already at a breaking point and this just pushed him over the edge.

The fines and jail time will hopefully make him consider seeking counseling.

 

[Earthbound64]

This really exposes a bigger issue - stop ordering salad from fast food joints. Panera is decent but everywhere else is serving you shit veggies and bitter dressing. Make that shit fresh with ingredients at home, ya'll.

This is true.

Who the heck orders salad at a McDonald's/Wendy's/Burger King?
Overpriced, full of fat and calories, and so easy to make yourself instead.

 

[Aaron]

This really exposes a bigger issue - stop ordering salad from fast food joints. Panera is decent but everywhere else is serving you shit veggies and bitter dressing. Make that shit fresh with ingredients at home, ya'll.

Quality takes time and effort, two things fast food employees often don't have.

Quality salad takes neither time or effort. It takes a knife and half a brain. This guy seemed to lack both.

Seriously, it takes maybe five minutes to make a salad, and it'll be better and a heck of a lot cheaper.

 

[D i Z]

Cheap out on the Cucumber's, bruh.

Get employee's shanked, bruh.

 

[rjc571]

Maybe he's secretly a kappa

Police sketch of the perp:

 

[Earthbound64]

Cheap out on the Cucumber's, bruh.

Get employee's shanked, bruh.

Unnecessary apostrophe's, bruh.

 

[marq_roq]

Threw a salad only to later get his salad tossed.

 

[Soapbox Killer]

That's enough, PA is starting to get like Florida with crazy stories coming form here.

 

[D i Z]

Unnecessary apostrophe's, bruh.

Unnecessary comment, bruh.

 

[zeemumu]

Can we just start over as a society where everyone is nice to each other and not threatening to kill over a vegetable pls

Not unless you want to remove free will the 2nd time around. The inclusion with being able to make your own decisions is the ability to make bad decisions

 

[IdreamofHIME]

Cucumber is minging, I would have swapped with him if he wanted.

 

[flkraven]

When I worked at a computer store, someone threatened to kill me because the video card they bought stopped working. Turned out the problem was that he tried cramming it in the wrong slot and broke it. He threw it at another employee and I never saw him again.

 

[jesu]

Can we just start over as a society where everyone is nice to each other and not threatening to kill over a vegetable pls

Cucumber is a fruit mother fucker, you are lucky I don't kill you, you damn fruitist!

 

[D i Z]

Cucumber's are serious business as you can see. I pity anyone that wants to talk about pickling from here on out.

 

[Falchion]

I mean for the chicken maybe, but cucumbers. No way.

 

[SENPAIatLARGE]

I was puffin on my vaporizer downtown the other day and the dude walking in front of me turns around and at the top of his lungs screamed in my face "IF YOU DONT PUT OUT THAT FUCKING CIGAR!! I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!!"

I clenched my fist and got ready to smash him and I just stared at him. Then he turned around and started screaming about how he was going to kill ever smoker he sees.

I was like oooook dude obviously has mental issues and just crossed the street. Got my blood pumpin for sure. Though I was guna have to throw down.

#vapelyfe

That definitely happened exactly like you said it did.

 

[Mahonay]

Still alive despite telling off the police, resisting arrest, and attempting to flee the scene with a cops arm in his car?

Luck of the Irish I guess.

Obviously he just sounds like an upright citizen!

 

[Plum]

Picture taken from the scene:

...nah but seriously the guy's fucked up. Glad they arrested him before he could actually do something.

 

[jman2050]

I ordered a burger without pickles once, but it came with pickles. I picked them off and ate the burger.

Man I don't get people who do this. No matter how carefully and thoroughly you pick them off the languishing stench of terrible soggy pickles has already soaked into the bread and the meat. Might as well dip your burger into mop water and dry it off with a towel if you can eat a burger just by taking out the pickles like nothing is wrong.

 

[Soapbox Killer]

Maybe he wanted to sit it on the couch and see if it pickled?

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Quit joking about prison rape.

 

[¡HarlequinPanic!]

Guy drove off with the cops arm still in the car and the cops didn't kill him? hmmm.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

Quit joking about prison rape.

The scary thing is I'm pretty sure some are not joking.

 

[zeemumu]

Picture taken from the scene:

...nah but seriously the guy's fucked up. Glad they arrested him before he could actually do something.

 

[diunxx]

Resisted arrest and tried to flee but still alive? don't have to click the link to know he is white.

 

[Camper Van Beethoven]

Are we really in a world where everything has to be taken at face value even when it’s hyperbolic figure of speeches.

 

[TyrantGuardian]

Just imagine a black man doing this. News story would have been way different. No racism ever though, right?

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Theodore Logan? 🤔

 

[Camper Van Beethoven]

Just imagine a black man doing this. News story would have been way different. No racism ever though, right?

Yeah you’d probably have a large group of people online saying if he’d been white he wouldn’t have been arrested.

 

[commedieu]

Must be nice to not have every breath taken as a direct attempt at an officers life.

 

[Wag]

All this over cucumbers? Tomatoes on the other hand...

 

[Slackbladder]

Gunderson was subsequently arrested and charged with aggravated assault, terroristic threats, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.

The rest makes sense but "terroristic threats"? Bit of a reach isn't it?

 

[DiipuSurotu]

The rest makes sense but "terroristic threats"? Bit of a reach isn't it?

Really?

"If I had a gun or a knife you would be the first to go"

 

[jett]

What is wrong with some people.

 

[Kill3r7]

Just imagine a black man doing this. News story would have been way different. No racism ever though, right?

Ironically enough a buddy of mine (African American) from high school pulled off a similar stunt at BK over a burger missing pickles or something akin to that. Threw the burger back at the server. This was about 17-18 years ago. Nothing came of it outside of him being banned from that BK. He even attempted to jump the counter.

 

[Mahonay]

Must be nice to not have every breath taken as a direct attempt at an officers life.

It's almost as if police are much more able to access when a situation does not require lethal force when the offender has a...lighter skin tone.

Doesn't really need to be said I guess that black citizens have regularly been killed by police for WAY less than this.

Ironically enough a buddy of mine (African American) from high school pulled off a similar stunt at BK over a burger missing pickles or something akin to that. Threw the burger back at the server. This was about 17-18 years ago. Nothing came of it outside of him being banned from that BK. He even attempted to jump the counter.

He should count himself lucky that police were not called on the scene.

 

[Ponn]

Have you seen the prices of Wendy's salads? They are like $8 or $9. Dude wanted what he paid for.

 

[Kill3r7]

It's almost as if police are much more able to access when a situation does not require lethal force when the offender has a...lighter skin tone.

Doesn't really need to be said I guess that black citizens have regularly been killed by police for WAY less than this.


He should count himself lucky that police were not called on the scene.

Different time back then. I am sure today he would have ended up in jail or worse. The store manager asked him to leave or he would call the cops.

 

[LordKasual]

lol

just goes to show that you can get clapped for literally anything these days

 

[theWB27]

Are we really in a world where everything has to be taken at face value even when it’s hyperbolic figure of speeches.

A threat on ones life isn't everything though.

 

[Mahonay]

Different time back then. I am sure today he would have ended up in jail or worse. The store manager asked him to leave or he would call the cops.

Police have been brutalizing black people since always. We just get to see it more now with the advent of camera phones and social media.

 

[Kill3r7]

Police have been brutalizing black people since always. We just get to see it more now with the advent of camera phones and social media.

Not what I said. The manager was the one who showed restraint not the cops.

 

[Mahonay]

Not what I said. The manager was the one who showed restraint not the cops.

Ah. Well that is good either way that nothing worse came of it.

 

[franknbeans]

dude would have been better off hitting up the salad bar of the nearest grocery store.

 

[ArgyleReptile]

Thank you for reminding me of this scene, lol.

 

[Brawly Likes to Brawl]

People who go to fast food restaurants to buy salad really are the worst.