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[NateDog]

got a blind date with a woman with her period and I am nervous

 

[Brakke]

who was the best commander in all of the Boer Great Trek?

 

[weekend_warrior]

Chris Rock: Country Music is Dying Because Its Fans Are Whiter Than the Ferguson P.D

 

[Arkos]

Because they make it harder to see the puck

 

[Brakke]

Chris Rock: Baseball is Dieing Because Its Fans Are Whiter Than the Ferguson P.D.

 

[davepoobond]

Star Trek coming to tv, but not actually calling it Star Trek.

 

[Zombine]

My sister grew pot but did not tell me she laced it with lamb's blood.

 

[terrisus]

I Think I'm Dating a Scatologist

 

[Timeaisis]

I think I'm dating a Sociologist.

 

[terrisus]

I Think I'm Dating a Scientologiasdfghjkl

 

[davepoobond]

I think I'm dating a tree

 

[Zombine]

I think I'm dating a Gaffer.

 

[terrisus]

I Think I'm Dating a Bedmaker


I Think I'm Dating

 

[Brakke]

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Hello Zombine. Please spoiler-tag this post and add a trigger warning it's the scariest idea I've ever encountered.

Thanks,
Brakke

 

[Arkos]

First picture of James Franco's Joker

 

[ScottSullivan]

First picture of James Franco's Joker

I would subscribe to your thread good sir

 

[Timeaisis]

First picture of Zombine's "girlfriend".

 

[MikeHattsu]

If you could change the color of shit...

 

[Timeaisis]

Gaf broke up with me today

 

[terrisus]

If I could reach the stars, pull one down for you...
Shine it on my heart so you could see the truth.

That this love inside is everything it seems...
But for now I find it's only in my dreams.

 

[terrisus]

Onions creep me out


Broccoli creeps me out


ParodyGAF creeps me out


NeoGAF creeps me out


Everything creeps me out

 

[Arkos]

Women Choose Mates by Ankle to Bicep Size Ratio First, Research Suggests

Men Choose Mates by Football Club Allegiance First, Research Suggests

 

[Amalthea]

Anyone know where you can buy plane food for my pet plane?

 

[davepoobond]

GF removed junction from me today (FF8)

 

[davepoobond]

I don't buy that horse guy drinks alcohol (I expect this thread to get very long and call out everyone for "derailing" my less-than-2-page topic when it goes nowhere)

 

[NateDog]

Onions creep me out


Broccoli creeps me out


ParodyGAF creeps me out


NeoGAF creeps me out


Everything creeps me out

Creeps creep me out

 

[terrisus]

Creeps creep me out

Creeping creeps me out.

 

[Zombine]

I'm dating Parody Thread Urges.

Brakke is my "girlfriend"

Shout out to the "British" GAF bros.

These pastries give me the crepes.

 

[terrisus]

These pastries give me the crepes.

/dead

 

[Zombine]

My Wife sucks. Solutions?

 

[Zombine]

RttP = Return to the Pussy

 

[M0nochromatic]

Anyone else have panic attacks if they don't check GAF frequently?

 

[Zombine]

Anyone else have panic attacks if they don't check GAF frequently?

Yes

 

[terrisus]

Anyone else have panic attacks if they don't check GAF frequently?

Yes

That's why we're here <3

 

[terrisus]

GAF, I think I might be addicted to coats.


GAF, I think I might be addicted to GAF.


GAF, I think I might be addicted to COS.
SIN and TAN can just go sod off

 

[terrisus]

Hey Gaf, help me figure out the value (or not) re: Commodores
Is "Nightshift" really enough to justify their value?

 

[Brakke]

Shout out to the Brutish gaf bros.

 

[terrisus]

Do you still follow gentlemanly customs?
Tipping, clapping after a meal, wearing a fedora, etc.



Do you still wear gentlemanly costumes?

 

[NateDog]

Your best friend is EightBitNate. Ask him a favour.

 

[Joey Fox]

I think I'm going to break up with my mother

 

[Arkos]

Babyface New Album Cover Art

Edit: missed you Terri

 

[Timeaisis]

What do you want on your Tombstone (Pizza)?

Galaxies find Runaway Astonomers

 

[terrisus]

Do you double post topics?

Edit: missed you Terri

<3

 

[Blargonaut]

I'm new here


Degrees from Wikipedia is a school website.

Nursery stork keeps discriminating my favorite babies, how do I get corporate to stork?

The Newest Spot-A-Fly Client Is Absouplutely Horrid



yep

 

[Timeaisis]

Blargonaut Tag Fishing Thread |OT| Blargonaut's tag fishing goes here and nowhere else

Spoiler

Welcome to the club!

 

[Arkos]

3000th Official Look at Jake Gyllenhall's Nightcrawler

 

[Zombine]

Blargonaut Tag Fishing Thread |OT| Blargonaut's tag fishing goes here and nowhere else

Spoiler

Welcome to the club!

Tag phishing doesn't work. If anything I deserve to be shamed for hitting 10k posts in a year.

Zombine
Lives here

 

[NateDog]

I think I'm going to break up with my mother

This one.

At what point does a child crying become reasonable?

Do you space after a double period?

 

[Blargonaut]

Blargonaut Tag Fishing Thread |OT| Blargonaut's tag fishing goes here and nowhere else

Spoiler

Welcome to the club!

pfffffft you wound me sir

what is this "tag fishing" you speak of

I don't tag fish

Spoiler

I tag trawl

 

[terrisus]

Chipolte Is Now 100% OMG-Free



You're Saying It Wrong - The Dating |OT|