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[maxcriden]

How many clone friends do you have?

 

[Aquamarine]

Have you ever taken a large glass of water to the toilet?

 

[Aquamarine]

I don't know where the District of Columbia is.

 

[kamorra]

Leave Rihanna alone!

 

[Masquerader]

9-Year Old Arrested For Dropping Off Mother at Park to Play

 

[mkenyon]

Is this thread for parody ideas now? Why didn't anyone tell me?!

"I only fly FIRST CLASS... peasants... what is it like back there?"

GAF is already saturated with PC threads.

 

[Kade]

Some good comedy here guys, keep up the great work.

 

[Masquerader]

I wonder how long it's going to take before someone actually makes one of these threads~

 

[Remark]

http://a.pomf.se/hejiqi.webm
EXCLUSIVE WEBM STRAIGHT FROM REMARK THA GAWD

 

[maxcriden]

designerGAF, I need a logo for my basement

 

[Aquamarine]

What happens if a Marvel movie has a white male lead?

 

[davepoobond]

ICEE declares creation of new "Islamic Caliphate" flavor

 

[Kisaya]

Parody threads are only amusing providing that you know the context behind them, which 98% of the time you don't. Otherwise you just look like an un-funny asshole.

 

[jerry1594]

Parody threads are only amusing providing that you know the context behind them, which 98% of the time you don't. Otherwise you just look like an un-funny asshole.

This one's pretty good

 

[Aquamarine]

I only know the context behind a parody thread 2% of the time. What percent are you?

 

[Freaky Fred]

is it just me or are 98% of parody threads unfunny without knowing the context behind them? Am I alone in this GAF?

 

[davepoobond]

is it just me or are 98% of parody threads unfunny without knowing the context behind them? Am I alone in this GAF?

Is it just me or is 98% of neogaf unfunny without knowing the context behind it. Am I alone in this GAF?

 

[Professor Lich]

There will be a 98% chance that you won't get this parody thread joke?

I guess there is a 100% chance that this post will be unfunny.

 

[BouncyFrag]

Do we have the right to subject our pets to prayers and blessings said before a meal? Sweeping generalizations about pet owners whose faith you don't approve of, or are completely ignorant of is encouraged.

 

[Masquerader]

Gaf, what changes would you like to see to the human body over the next few million years?

 

[maxcriden]

GAF, are you like the 2% milk that understands parody

 

[Aquamarine]

I'm moving to East Kyrgyzstan soon...

Does Kyrgyz-GAF have any advice?

 

[BocoDragon]

I'm moving to East Kyrgyzstan soon...

Does Kyrgyz-GAF have any advice?

Typical Kyrgaboo. There's more to Kyrgyzstan than just their cartoons, you know.

 

[Aquamarine]

Are there any black journalists?

So I've been trying to find out if there are any black journalists/critics who are black and work for any og the major outlets but I'm finding it hard. There are a lot of white guys and even a bunch of hispanic or asian people and even a handful of female journalists who work at these places, but since N'gai Croal left a while back I haven't noticed anyone else.

 

[davepoobond]

are there any yellow game journalists?


(get it? yellow journalism)

 

[blame space]

i get it. i get the joke.

 

[maxcriden]

I don't get it, can someone explain it to me.

 

[davepoobond]

i get it but i still need someone to explain it to me

 

[maxcriden]

i get it but i still need someone to explain it to me

i explained it but i don't get it

 

[davepoobond]

i explained it but i don't get it

i don't get it (Help me Relationship-GAF!)

 

[terrisus]

I don't get it, can someone explain it to me.

i get it but i still need someone to explain it to me

i explained it but i don't get it

"Yellow journalism" is basically sensationalist headlines with articles playing up something minor to make it seem major.

...Which is pretty much 99% of "journalism" these days it seems >.>

 

[davepoobond]

Terrisus Ruined The Joke || OT

 

[terrisus]

Oh =(

 

[maxcriden]

Terrisus, I'm glad you're here; do you love broccoli yet?

 

[Valhelm]

"Yellow journalism" is basically sensationalist headlines with articles playing up something minor to make it seem major.

...Which is pretty much 99% of "journalism" these days it seems >.>

lmao if you think yellow journalism is a new thing

 

[terrisus]

Terrisus, I'm glad you're here; do you love broccoli yet?

Nope :þ
I've learned to tolerate some other vegetables, but broccoli is still disgusting.

lmao if you think yellow journalism is a new thing

I didn't mean it's a new thing - obviously it's a very old thing.

Just that, while it used to be scorned and derided, these days it's almost all that we get.

 

[maxcriden]

Nope :þ
I've learned to tolerate some other vegetables, but broccoli is still disgusting.

Try broccoli slaw or rabe. There's gotta be a broccoli out there for you.

 

[Aquamarine]

Try broccoli slaw or rabe. There's gotta be a broccoli out there for you.

Try broccoli slaw or rabe. There's gotta be a broccoli out there for you. |OT|

 

[davepoobond]

Try broccoli slaw or rabe. There's gotta be a broccoli out there for you.

i only really like them raw or steamed (then chilled, not warm)

I dont like the stems, either i usually throw them to the side.

 

[maxcriden]

Try broccoli slaw or rabe. There's gotta be a broccoli out there for you. |OT|

Oh god. So tempting.

i only really like them raw or steamed (then chilled, not warm)

I dont like the stems, either i usually throw them to the side.

I kept buying whole broccoli and my wife kept only wanting the florets so I just decided to buy broccoli crowns instead. More expensive but this way I'm not eating mostly stems. I like stems okay, but florets are unquestionably where it's at.

 

[terrisus]

Try broccoli slaw or rabe. There's gotta be a broccoli out there for you. |OT|

Broccoli |OT| - There's a broccoli out there for everyone. (Yours may be slaw or rabe)

(I've tried it raw, steamed, and with cheese. I gagged and literally couldn't even swallow it every time)

 

[maxcriden]

Broccoli |OT| - There's a broccoli out there for everyone. (Yours may be slaw or rabe)

(I've tried it raw, steamed, and with cheese. I gagged and literally couldn't even swallow it every time)

You need to try it roasted.

 

[daydream]

"terrisus presents: Broccoli is beautiful! |OT4| Send me your brocc', address inside"

(seriously, broccoli is great)

 

[terrisus]

"terrisus presents: Broccoli is beautiful! |OT4| Send me your brocc', address inside"

(seriously, broccoli is great)

Somehow I have a feeling I would receive far worse things than broccoli if I posted my address in a thread here.

 

[davepoobond]

Somehow I have a feeling I would receive far worse things than broccoli if I posted my address in a thread here.

like asparagus. gross!

 

[daydream]

Somehow I have a feeling I would receive far worse things than broccoli if I posted my address in a thread here.

You saying broccoli lovers aren't trustworthy? That's harsh man.

 

[terrisus]

You saying broccoli lovers aren't trustworthy? That's harsh man.

The problem is that anyone - even broccoli-haters like myself - would be able to access the thread.

like asparagus. gross!

Frankly, I would rather have asparagus.

 

[davepoobond]

yeah, asparagus is actually alright. never really ate it until about 3 or 4 years ago.

 

[maxcriden]

Frankly, I would rather have asparagus.

Asparagus is good, but too often people serve overly thick stalks in restaurants. They usually end up undercooked.

 

[davepoobond]

How often do you go chubbing?