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daydream

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I don't believe in astrology, but in fact I do

alt.: Self-fulfilling prophecies |OT|

alt.: Of course your Zodiac sign is appropriate for you
 
I wanted to make an OT for Kim Kardashian: Hollywood. Had it all planned out in my head and everything. I probably would have replaced BruceLeeRoy as the "Grandmaster of Official Threads" had I gone through with it.
 
My car got ______ - how do i get rid of this horrible creation of nature!

Like the title says, there is ____ ALL OVER my car, roof, bonnet, windshield everywhere.

There are no professional shops here with clay and I do not want to use chemicals on my car because who knows what it will do to my ______.

It is a very hot day today so ive been using olive oil to get some of it off but this is taking monks patience and it still leaves a bit of that stuff when you look at it the right way.

Who has a solution to this __________?



Serious replies appreciated.
 
Oh, no, it still works. Yes, you should definitely make that thread!

Oh, awesome!

It all started with this image from the UK Highway Code:

hc_rule_50_help_yourself_to_be_seen.jpg


I looked at it and I thought "What if the text at the bottom is addressing the horse?" And I then thought about a world in which horses were seen as equals to humanity, but I somehow only thought about the aspect of Horses On The Road. Which is why I should never be given any amount of power because I'd just put it towards road maintenance.

Anyways, thread shall be made soon enough, when I work up the nerve to do it. ;-;
 

maxcriden

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Oh, awesome!

It all started with this image from the UK Highway Code:

hc_rule_50_help_yourself_to_be_seen.jpg


I looked at it and I thought "What if the text at the bottom is addressing the horse?" And I then thought about a world in which horses were seen as equals to humanity, but I somehow only thought about the aspect of Horses On The Road. Which is why I should never be given any amount of power because I'd just put it towards road maintenance.

Anyways, thread shall be made soon enough, when I work up the nerve to do it. ;-;

I hope to beat Halo 2 to that coveted first post spot.
 

terrisus

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The BDSM thread
: Bedmaking, Dusting, Sweeping, and Mopping


Funny story about that - a bit after my wife and I got married, she started writing chores that she wanted to get done each day on the calendar.
On Wednesdays she wrote S&M.
Sweeping and Mopping

She didn't realize the alternate meaning behind that until I pointed it out.
So periodically I joke about Wednesdays being our S&M day.

I'm not into either connotation of S&M :þ
 

maxcriden

Member
The BDSM thread
: Bedmaking, Dusting, Sweeping, and Mopping


Funny story about that - a bit after my wife and I got married, she started writing chores that she wanted to get done each day on the calendar.
On Wednesdays she wrote S&M.
Sweeping and Mopping

She didn't realize the alternate meaning behind that until I pointed it out.
So periodically I joke about Wednesdays being our S&M day.

I'm not into either connotation of S&M :þ

I really think you should make this BDSM thread.
 
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