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There is a company that will help you marry your waifu
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Tch. I'm not here to do boring things and that sounds amusing as hell.
We need an original GAF chan.
http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive/30day-ps2-09-26-2000.htm
Aquavelvaman
Banned
Seriously? People pay money for this?
Look guys, let's be real. Don't pay money for this, it's pathetic. I'm gonna teach you what your fathers SHOULD have taught you about getting waifus and KEEPING them.
Waifus are pre-programmed to want alpha males. They are the guys who will provide for a waifu, protect her, and take care of what needs to be done. Becoming a true alpha male can be a difficult journey; your outward actions won't get you there. Walking over other guys won't either. Genuine alpha qualities come from a positive feeling of self worth - everything else just follows.
Got the alpha attitude down? Now focus on your looks. It's the first thing you notice about waifus and it's the first thing waifus are going to notice about you. Get a haircut, hit the gym, and buy some clothes that fit.
Finally, focus on the waifus themselves. Think about what kind of waifu you're interested in, but don't limit yourself too much. Just play it by ear and see what's out there. When it comes to waifus, enjoy the journey, don't get frustrated when you stumble along the way.
Some great places to find waifus are:
Anime shops - obvious and still a good place to look
DeviantArt - lots of guys seem to hook up with waifus online, and there's not really any stigma about finding your waifu online anymore. I am of the opinion that you should use every avenue available.
Anime conventions - there can be a lot of competition in these events but there are a lot of quality waifus to be found too. Worth a shot.
Remember that it's a numbers game. The more waifus you come in contact with, the better your chances are. Eventually you'll have the skills to pull waifus in any situation, day or night, and without using some lame service like the one in the OP.
Look guys, let's be real. Don't pay money for this, it's pathetic. I'm gonna teach you what your fathers SHOULD have taught you about getting waifus and KEEPING them.
Waifus are pre-programmed to want alpha males. They are the guys who will provide for a waifu, protect her, and take care of what needs to be done. Becoming a true alpha male can be a difficult journey; your outward actions won't get you there. Walking over other guys won't either. Genuine alpha qualities come from a positive feeling of self worth - everything else just follows.
Got the alpha attitude down? Now focus on your looks. It's the first thing you notice about waifus and it's the first thing waifus are going to notice about you. Get a haircut, hit the gym, and buy some clothes that fit.
Finally, focus on the waifus themselves. Think about what kind of waifu you're interested in, but don't limit yourself too much. Just play it by ear and see what's out there. When it comes to waifus, enjoy the journey, don't get frustrated when you stumble along the way.
Some great places to find waifus are:
Anime shops - obvious and still a good place to look
DeviantArt - lots of guys seem to hook up with waifus online, and there's not really any stigma about finding your waifu online anymore. I am of the opinion that you should use every avenue available.
Anime conventions - there can be a lot of competition in these events but there are a lot of quality waifus to be found too. Worth a shot.
Remember that it's a numbers game. The more waifus you come in contact with, the better your chances are. Eventually you'll have the skills to pull waifus in any situation, day or night, and without using some lame service like the one in the OP.
It starts exactly like that, then gets into creepy territory in late season 2
This went in a direction I was not expecting.
Agent_ShortBus
Member
BocoDragon
or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Realize This Assgrab is Delicious
I get a lot of crazy tongue action when I'm with girls from Asian cultures. Still haven't really figured it out, tbh.I never understood why they suck the tongue.
kiunchbb
www.dictionary.com
Can we kickstart someone to marry GAFu-chan using that company?
RurouniZel
Asks questions so Ezalc doesn't have to
Who is going to be Waifu GAF for their avatar.
Oh hey, my drawing!
It's been too long, I should make a new one.
Oh hey, my drawing!
It's been too long, I should make a new one.
Can we please have GamingsideGAF-chan and OffTopicGAF-chan, I need the entire harem
Ultimadrago
Member
Kincaido, post if you're alright.
Pilgrimzero
Member
I'm fine with all of this, keeps the gene pool a little cleaner.
Jeffolation
Banned
Something tells me that the gene pool was never really at risk in the first place.
firehawk12
Subete no aware
Haha, I can't believe this came up randomly.Oh hey, my drawing!
It's been too long, I should make a new one.
RIP
Moral Panic
Member
victreeb3l
Member
A common anime trope = incest? Okay.Episode 4:
If you didn't see it it's because you didn't want to see it.
Rhomega Beta
Member
I think Ami Mizuno is a little too young.
The title literally translates to "My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute."
Literally.
In the first episode you find out the little sister plays incestuous porn games about little sisters.
Not sure what you expected.
ok, so I have images disabled when I browse gaf so they only come up as links to the images. I have a hover image add-on instead. So when I moved my mouse over your link and Misha showed up, I was like "ok". Then I realized she had a transparent face and I could read the post above yours right through the image...sorry, this was just kind of cool to me lol.
The level of denial about that anime is off the damn charts.
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