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[Wallach]

there needs to be like a spray or a candle you can light to keep stans out of threads

 

[Broder Salsa]

 

[Kyon]

Poor Justin! It sucks that the PAPZ are on him all the time. Gotta hang in there. They need bodyguards, its not safe to be a celeb nowadays anymore tbh.

Baldneys head is the HOLY MAGIC ORB that EMITS the RAYS of LIGHT that shall cleanse all of the DEMONIC ENERGIES RADIATING in this thread tbh.

 

[freenudemacusers]

you were all warned

 

[heliosRAzi]

Nowhere near hun? Have a seat. I will educate on how IRRELEVANT Britney is to the PRESSED souls in here that have the SLIGHTEST clue what they're talking about in terms of who is relevant.

FORBES released their Top 100 Celebs list, GODNEY placed at #6, tho the most relevant part of this list is that she is the highest paid female musician in 2011/The Entire List including the (questionable #1 J.HOE). CRYING FOR YOUR FAVES. Who said she was irrelevant and had no career? I thought people with no careers made no money? The fact that she got paid more than all your faves is hysterical. NO CAREER? NOT PRINCESS OF POP? DISMISSED.

http://i.minus.com/iKQLxgmNmyHmz.gif[IMG]

HIGHEST-PAID MUSICIANS:

1 Elton John $80 million
2 Bon Jovi $60 million
[B][U]3 Britney Spears $58 million[/U][/B]
4 Paul McCartney $57 million
5 Taylor Swift $57 million
6 Toby Keith $55 million
7 Justin Bieber $55 million
8 Rihanna $53 million
9 Lady Gaga $52 million
10 Katy Perry $45 million
11 Kenny Chesney $44 million
12 Beyoncé Knowles $35 million
13 Adele $35 million
14 Brad Paisley $32 million
15 Tiesto $23 million
16 Skrillex $15 million
[B][U]
THE RECEIPTS DON'T LIE GURLS[/U][/B]

[URL="http://www.forbes.com/celebrities/"]http://www.forbes.com/celebrities/[/URL]

Meanwhile all of your flop favorite musicians are SCAVENGING for SCRAPS on the HOLY GROUNDS she walks on. You should TRY and CNTRL+F your faves CAREERS cause I dont think you will find them anywhere after this TEA.

[B]Once a LESSOR ALWAYS A LESSOR [/B] [IMG]http://fotpforums.com/images/smilies/2iq3xw.jpg

Hang it UP. The Head BITCH is that BITCH and is snatching wigs this year ya'll. Jasmine Premium CHAI CLOCKED AND SERVED x12.

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[IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-K6nWVndgjss/TWA1p_cAzlI/AAAAAAAAAEU/wv17Mioa8gc/s1600/troy_shocked_community.png

 

[jett]

you people had to mention that woman

now the crazies have invaded

 

[weekend_warrior]

Oh no, not this guy again.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Katt Williams on Britney Spears Paparazzi

"Get in the car bitch!"
*click*
"Take off your wig bitch!"
*click*
"Show us your pussy bitch!"
*click*
"Throw your hands in the air! Wave em like you just don't care!"

Paparazzi has gotten out of control this past decade

 

[Ripclawe]

ah hell naw... Who the fuck pissed off Pop-Gaf.

HERE COMES THE PAIN!

 

[Kyon]

When Paris Hilton and Tara Reid started the whole Bad Girl thing that's about the time the Papz got crazier and more in your face. Now there's helicopters hovering over mansions trying to get the "shot" its so sad. You arent even safe in your own house

 

[rainking187]

She really made that much money in 2011? I haven't heard anyone outside of pop GAF even mention her in a couple of years.

 

[Lamel]

We haven't had a photoshop thread in a long time, thank you for reminding me why I joined this site.

So good.

 

[bort]

http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/27/justin-bieber-suspect-battery-paparazzi-calabasas/

Justin Bieber is a suspect in a criminal battery ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.

Justin was in Calabasas, where he lives, just after noon Sunday at a mall called The Commons. A paparazzo attempted to take Justin's picture and, according to law enforcement, some sort of physical altercation erupted between Justin and the camera guy.

The photog called 911, and when cops arrived Justin and GF Selena Gomez had already split.

The photog complained of pain to his upper torso, an ambulance was summoned and he was taken to a local hospital where he was examined and released a short time later.

The photog filed a police report naming Justin as the culprit. Cops are investigating the incident as a misdemeanor battery.

Law enforcement tells us detectives want to speak with Justin, Selena and any other witnesses.

We placed a call to Justin's rep ... so far, no comment.

 

[Broder Salsa]

http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/27/justin-bieber-suspect-battery-paparazzi-calabasas/

They let him leave the hospital? Here I was thinking he would need intensive care for then next months, poor guy.

 

[Hot Coldman]

fucking POP-GAF

GET OUT

STOP SHITTING ON OUR FESTIVAL OF JOY

 

[G-Fex]

Justin will get off Scott Free.

and Kyon calm down sis, no need to get all hot tempered.

 

[perfectchaos007]

They let him leave the hospital? Here I was thinking he would need intensive care for then next months, poor guy.

If the biebs knocked out a guy enough to keep someone hospitalized for more than a few days, I would be impressed.

 

[Kyon]

I think there should be more laws against the papz tbh. I feel like its mostly the ones that dont work for tabloids that get more crazy. People like TMZ mostly has contacts/sources and still keep it clean and not in your face. Their articles are trash but you know the jist of what im saying... i hope

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

CLEANSE THE HERETICS

 

[James Woods]

CLEANSE THE HERETICS

So much photoshop. Britney peaked with Slave 4 U. So many faps and it is the best thing Francis Lawerence directed, and I say that as a Constantine fan.

 

[jett]

we had a perfectly nice photoshop thread, and now...

 

[Mau ®]

CLEANSE THE HERETICS

She has truly BLESSED us with 7 PRECIOUS JEWELS of MUSICAL EXCELLENCE.

 

[James Woods]

Alright get the fuck out now.

 

[G-Fex]

you really want to go back to talking about Justin?

 

[Kyon]

you really want to go back to talking about Justin?

I like him TBH everybody hates him tho. Still didnt stop him from having smash hits but still.

 

[malfcn]

Looks like he is dancing. I lack the patience and PS skills.

And so much win in this thread.

 

[Mau ®]

POP-GAF has now TAKEN OVER this thread.

We're all up in this bi*ch and we ain't stoping now.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

For some reason, I detect that certain pressed baboons are UNGRATEFUL about the appearance of the holy Spearit.

 

[Kyon]

are those HAREM pants?

 

[Hot Coldman]

you really want to go back to talking about Justin?

No we want to go back to awesome photoshops

 

[G-Fex]

I like him TBH everybody hates him tho. Still didnt stop him from having smash hits but still.

I'll never stop shading him though. Just someone I truly dislike everything about him.

 

[spiderman123]

I like him TBH everybody hates him tho. Still didnt stop him from having smash hits but still.

I don't get the JB hate though, he seems like a nice kid

 

[Mau ®]

For some reason, I detect that certain pressed baboons are UNGRATEFUL about the appearance of the holy Spearit.

http://i.minus.com/ibilbe7vu8dvrf.gif[IMG][/QUOTE]

The HOLY SPEARIT is forgiving. They will soon BASK IN ALL HER GLORY.

[IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw2gy1Hdhi1r3ty02o1_500.gif

 

[Kyon]

I don't get the JB hate though, he seems like a nice kid

He is tho. Just a kid living his dream and making more money than all his haters twice his senior.. I cant hate

I'll never stop shading him though. Just someone I truly dislike everything about him.

It's ok we all have those artists we don't like

 

[jett]

POP-GAF has now TAKEN OVER this thread.

We're all up in this bi*ch and we ain't stoping now.

 

[3N16MA]

I don't get the JB hate though, he seems like a nice kid

Young, rich, and famous brings blind hate even though he seems like he is a decent person.

 

[The M.O.B]

Thread is no longer funny :/

 

[lazybones18]

could use more Koodo

EDIT: oh, banned

 

[childplease]

Pop Gaf killed the thread.

 

[zero_suit]

This thread was great, until someone threw shade at a shitty artist.

 

[ZedIndyLil]

Alotta brilliance in this thread.

HOW CAN HE BE SO LITTLE???? His head only goes up to the door handle???

 

[Kyon]

could use more Koodo

My good sis was BANISHED from Gaf I took the REIGNS

 

[Ultima_5]

we had a perfectly nice photoshop thread, and now...

http://i.minus.com/idmuajLFLZirF.gif[/MG][/QUOTE]

As far as sub groups of GAF which make threads uncomfortable, Pop-GAF ain't that bad.

edit, there's a shit ton of brittney in this thread now... nvm =/

 

[Dr. Malik]

No we want to go back to awesome photoshops

Thread is no longer funny :/

Pop Gaf killed the thread.

This thread was great, until someone threw shade at a shitty artist.

no one is stopping you from creating more photoshops

 

[DarkFlow]

Whatever you do, don't talk about how fat Adele is. Oh shit...

 

[Kyon]

Whatever you do, don't talk about how fat Adele is. Oh shit...

Koodo is banned dear. You are safe from the ADELEPHANTS.

 

[JediMasterMatt]

Fantastic thread. If it wasn't so late at night I would fire up the Shops to do an Incredibles gif with Dash.

 

[G-Fex]

Koodo is banned dear. You are safe from the ADELEPHANTS.

I didn't know this, or I did and I forgot.

RIP sis

 

[Stoffinator]

With that hairdo Beiber reminds me of the character Gozer from the end of Ghostbusters.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

no one is stopping you from creating more photoshops

My thoughts exactly. These baboons are so LAZY and UNTALENTED that they'd rather complain than do WORK. Probably need a team of PRODUCERS doing all their work for them, anyway.