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[SteveO409]

https://www.tacobell.com/feed/love-and-tacos-winners

Dan has spent most of his life spreading the good word about Taco Bell (Seriously, check out his Twitter account). He’s ordered every item off our menu and for his 32nd birthday his fiancé surprised him with a trip to visit one of our most glorious restaurants, the Taco Bell in Pacifica, California. So let’s be real, it seems only right that they would exchange their vows at a Taco Bell. But a wedding inside of our flagship restaurant isn’t the only thing they’re winning. The couple will also receive:

Would you have a Taco Bell wedding if you had the chance?

 

[Blastoise]

Wow. Good for him.

 

[~Kinggi~]

I think Taco Bell are the real winners here. Probably once they started looking into Dan's role and website and audience they were like 'Jackpot!!!'

 

[Risible]

Dan Ryckert stays winning.

 

[Einchy]

Nothing about Dan's life makes sense.

 

[Horseticuffs]

I stand with Dan. I'll run to that border with him.

Seriously though, that's neat. He's certainly an evangelist.

 

[HStallion]

Pop Eyes should do this. I'd fucking shill for Pop Eyes and I'm not even engaged.

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Nothing about Dan's life makes sense.

This is the truth.

 

[Puck Beaverton]

Everybody wins...I guess.

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

Woah, this is peak Dan Rykert

 

[louiedog]

Nothing about Dan's life makes sense.

The less individual elements make sense, the more it seems to come together as a whole.

 

[Jerm411]

Ryckert wins.....

 

[Yaboosh]

I so hope that Jason is one of the six.

 

[Kurdel]

Amazing, so happy for him!

 

[- J - D -]

This is hilarious.

 

[louiedog]

I so hope that Jason is one of the six.

I'm sure he'll come, but that'd be a waste of free airfare when they've got family on the east coast. Flights from SF and Oakland to Las Vegas can be really cheap.

 

[How About No]

Nothing about Dan's life makes sense.

Except for this. This makes so much sense.

Congrats ya two!

 

[Ponn]

My wedding, sponsored by Taco Bell. Try the new Loaded Taco Burrito today!

 

[Tubobutts]

My wedding, sponsored by Taco Bell. Try the new Loaded Taco Burrito today!

Dan would say that even if his wedding wasn't sponsored by Taco Bell.

 

[830920]

That's so Dan.

 

[Ray Down]

This is the most Dannest thing.

Congrats Dan and Bianca.

Where does he go from here?

 

[Dylan]

I wonder if this will get more eyes on GiantBomb?

 

[Freeza Under The Shower]

Does this mean the franchise wars have begun?

#LongLivePizzaHut

 

[FrankCanada97]

Yup, that's totally a Dan Ryckert thing alright.

 

[JDMC13]

Spoiler

It had to be done

 

[Santiako]

Nothing about Dan's life makes sense.

He's real life Homer Simpson.

 

[Tranqueris]

Nothing about Dan's life makes sense.

Which is why I'm glad he seems to be as honest as he is, can you imagine if he got caught lying about just one of crazy things that have happened to him in his life?

"You won the Taco Bell wedding contest? Yeah sure Ryckert, tell me another one."

 

[Tubobutts]

The real question is how many professional wrestlers will accept their invitations.

 

[DrBo42]

That video he made is absolutely insane. They're both amped up to near manic levels and he looks like a crazy cult leader at the end. It's kinda perfect and terrifying at the same time.

 

[wenis]

I so hope that Jason is one of the six.

and he just throws tacos at dan the entire time. i assume taco bell will just be supplying endless amounts of tacos during the ceremony.

 

[DrBo42]

and he just throws tacos at dan the entire time. i assume taco bell will just be supplying endless amounts of tacos during the ceremony.

3 taco limit. No cheesy gordita crunch.

 

[Alienfan]

Dan seems less insane now that I've seen what he actually won.

 

[Kinyou]

I hope they'll serve Taco Bell at every single one of those activities.

 

[witness]

Amazing, I fucking love it.

 

[Fireblend]

It's so weird how reality will seemingly bend in whichever way is necessary to please Dan. He's about to get married? How convenient! Here's this Taco Bell wedding thing. At this point I just hope he remains oblivious to his reality bending powers for the rest of his life. It's hilarious to watch.

Seriously tho, I'm super happy for him.

 

[matt360]

If anyone deserves it, it's him.

 

[Venfayth]

Dan is like one of those cliche jrpg anime characters who has super low stats and ridiculously high luck.

 

[RedAssedApe]

congrats. gamers always winning through taco bell

 

[shem935]

Dan is like one of those cliche jrpg anime characters who has super low stats and ridiculously high luck.

Plus a high charisma stat.

 

[loki 16]

Congrats to Dan. He is the real life Haruhi Suzumiya.

 

[HvySky]

Dan Ryckert fulfilling his destiny.

 

[Mindlog]

I hope they'll serve Taco Bell at every single one of those activities.

Wat a coincidence. So does, Dan!

 

[DontBeThatGuy]

Dan is like one of those cliche jrpg anime characters who has super low stats and ridiculously high luck.

I mean, how many serious contenders were really out there trying to have their wedding at Taco Bell?

 

[Skyzard]

Dan is like one of those cliche jrpg anime characters who has super low stats and ridiculously high luck.

lool

 

[Tubobutts]

I mean, how many serious contenders were really out there trying to have their wedding at Taco Bell?

There were ten finalists.
But I don't know if they also had social media mobs.

 

[Neuromancer]

Couldn't have happened to a stranger, dumber dude. Congratulations!

 

[SuperStiltzkin]

I mean, how many serious contenders were really out there trying to have their wedding at Taco Bell?

One contestant made a wedding dress out of Taco Bell wrappers.

 

[Maintenance]

Would you have a Taco Bell wedding if you had the chance?

Never.


Congrats to him winning though.

 

[ahoyhoy]

So if your bridal processional
Is a televised confessional
To the benefits of cheese-soaked goo
You know we do it for you

 

[Gobias]

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