voltron said:hahaha
What else you got?
Keep in mind I'm from a very small town, so we don't get many big emergencies, I certainly don't mean to downplay the importance of EMS and make it sound like we did nothing all day.
Me and my buddy were hired the day we graduated high school. My first call was a drug overdose, a depressing yet not unusual call. His? Uncontrollable bleeding from the anus. His initiation was to clean and prepare the wound for transport. His next call? Uncontrollable bleeding from the vagina.
You would think if a call comes in at 3am its for something serious right? Heart attack, car accident etc. Nope. It was always either constipation or arthritis. Yep, call 911 because you haven't shit in three days.
I'm heading to bed, final exam tomorrow. If you want I'll share some more tomorrow in the new thread.
I feel I should add that there is a fair share of horrible things I've seen too. I've met quite a few EMT's that hate sharing the funnier stories because "this is serious work." But it's how I coped with the bad calls.