Triggerhappytel
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Explain Mario Land 2.
It's just like Fight Club except with more coins and hats.
Explain Mario Land 2.
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be careful
if you keep this up, schreier might delay some more games
I have always thought that the idea that Wario is somehow Mario's opposite makes no sense.
Mario likes coins, Wario REALLY likes coins
Mario likes italian food, which is often garlic-heavy. Wario likes Garlic.
Mario can come back to life if he dies, Wario actually immortal
Mario is overweight, Wario is obese
Wario isn't an "anti" mario, he's Extreme Mario, he is Peak Mario
I have always thought that the idea that Wario is somehow Mario's opposite makes no sense.
Mario likes coins, Wario REALLY likes coins
Mario likes italian food, which is often garlic-heavy. Wario likes Garlic.
Mario can come back to life if he dies, Wario actually immortal
Mario is overweight, Wario is obese
Wario isn't an "anti" mario, he's Extreme Mario, he is Peak Mario
There's your problem, you got it set to W for Wario, when it should be set to M for Mario.
Yeah, but what about this guy?
I appreciate being born into an era where people can get paid for writing an article about a podcast they listened to where people talked about a game they played.
I remembered hearing this on the Thumbs.
Saying "I can make money off this!" while listening to Idle Thumbs Mario/Wario theory must be trigger a suite of emotions that shouldn't end in "aaaaand posted!".
Explain Mario Land 2.
I remembered hearing this on the Thumbs.
Saying "I can make money off this!" while listening to Idle Thumbs Mario/Wario theory must be trigger a suite of emotions that shouldn't end in "aaaaand posted!".
I have always thought that the idea that Wario is somehow Mario's opposite makes no sense.
Mario likes coins, Wario REALLY likes coins
Mario likes italian food, which is often garlic-heavy. Wario likes Garlic.
Mario can come back to life if he dies, Wario actually immortal
Mario is overweight, Wario is obese
Wario isn't an "anti" mario, he's Extreme Mario, he is Peak Mario
There's your problem, you got it set to W for Wario, when it should be set to M for Mario.
If anything that supports the theory. Mario is the true villain of that comic.Then explain the Mario vs Wario comic from Nintendo Power!
This theory fails to explain key tenets of the Mario Canon
1) Baby Wario exists in a distinct form from Baby Mario in Yoshi's Island DS. Who is this infant if it's not Wario/Corrupt Mario
2) The events of the groundbreaking Super Famicom title Mario & Wario
3) In Wario's appearances in WarioWare, he doesn't have a kingdom but rather resides in Diamond City, making attempts to run an exploitive game studio with acquaintances. The Mushroom Kingdom and its residents are nowhere to be seen. It's doubtful that a dictator like Wario could escape from a coup in the Mushroom Kingdom without being captured and executed for his crimes, and if did manage to seek political asylum in another nation, he surely would be an important political asset living in luxury or hiding in anonymity; given that he lives in a small home and plasters his name on video games, this seems highly suspect
None of the Mario games involving the Mushroom Kingdom actually happen. Mario is a regular middle aged man who tried to spice up his life by buying a gorilla. The gorilla then destroyed the construction site Mario was working on, costing him his job and forcing him to take up plumbing to pay the damages. When the court ordered that he was no longer allowed to have an exotic pet and it was released back to its natural habitat, Donkey Kong Island, Mario started to retreat into a fantasy life. He imagined that he could disappear into the pipes and appear in a magical world, where there were princesses to rescue, bad guys to beat, and there's always a nice big cake waiting for him at the end.
Wario reflects the perception Mario has of his real world self. An overweight, selfish, greedy slob. Mario creates this exaggerated image of Wario to dissociate from his own flaws. He can't be any of these things because, if he really was, he would be Wario instead of himself.
Explain Mario Land 2.
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This can all be easily explained: The Wario in WarioWare is actually the son of the original Wario, who is currently living in hiding disguised as Jimmy T.This theory fails to explain key tenets of the Mario Canon
3) In Wario's appearances in WarioWare, he doesn't have a kingdom but rather resides in Diamond City, making attempts to run an exploitive game studio with acquaintances. The Mushroom Kingdom and its residents are nowhere to be seen. It's doubtful that a dictator like Wario could escape from a coup in the Mushroom Kingdom without being captured and executed for his crimes, and if did manage to seek political asylum in another nation, he surely would be an important political asset living in luxury or hiding in anonymity; given that he lives in a small home and plasters his name on video games, this seems highly suspect
Yep. Especially given Wario's origins (the dev team being sick of Mario), this checks out.I have always thought that the idea that Wario is somehow Mario's opposite makes no sense.
Mario likes coins, Wario REALLY likes coins
Mario likes italian food, which is often garlic-heavy. Wario likes Garlic.
Mario can come back to life if he dies, Wario actually immortal
Mario is overweight, Wario is obese
Wario isn't an "anti" mario, he's Extreme Mario, he is Peak Mario
Why would you credit Kirk Hamilton in the title tho? He's recounting an Idle Thumbs bit.
So we have Solid Mario, Liquid Luigi, and Solidus Wario, but who's the Big Boss?Clones. Les Enfants Terribles. Next question?