The chimps fist is up your ass and your dick in its mouth at the same time.
Why am I fighting a perverted chimp?
The chimps fist is up your ass and your dick in its mouth at the same time.
It would be incredibly tragic to see a great or even legendary fighter go against a chimp. Anyone that thought the fighter had a chance would be emotionally crushed almost instantly.
I have a friend that used to swear that he could probably take a full-grown bear 1v1 if he had a knife. Everyone I know made fun of this friend for his assertion. I may actually like his odds better vs the bear than the chimp.
Impressive, but then you see something like this:
Brolic lion intimidating crocodile
And you're like, "Oh yeah, some animals are elite for a reason."
Not really, how much damage can a knife do before the chimp closes the distance, a sword is only marginally better. The only melee weapon devastating enought to ensure a human win would be a warhammer or flail.
A chimp wouldn't know how to defend anything like a choke or an armbar.They would be unconscious within 30seconds or have a broken arm.
How can choke-hold someone massive stronger than you with fangs?
Imagine fighting a guy twice as tall as you, but his arms are also half as long and strong as yours and his grip strength is roughly 20% as strong as yours. Could this guy really keep you in a choke or armbar if you didn't want him to?
I'm 100% serious in my assertion that someone like prime Mike Tyson would KO a chimp before it could do much damage.
The chimp has never taken a hit like that or felt anywhere near that concussive force. One well-aimed punch and Bubbles don't feel so good no more.
In addition, Tyson, Lesnar, etc aren't 60 year old women. They're men in the top percentile of human strength. I seriously doubt the chimp would be able to just rip anything.
But for the sake of argument, suppose the fighter's testicles are protected, or we send in a fighter who lacks testicles, like Mayweather. Bubbles is proper fucked then.
Get its back. And if the chimp is allowed to bite,you can poke its eyes out
If he didn't know anything about grappling I think it's possible.
What if we let the baby put you in an armbar. Do you think you could escape from that?It is the equivalent of an adult fighting a baby
Yeah you'd need something more powerful than a Mike Tyson punch. Maybe a really hard lowkick would fuck up a chimp. But you would have to be fast as fuck and kick as hard as the best lowkick specialists in the world.Chimps have thicker and larger jaws/skulls than humans. A Mike Tyson punch wouldn't fuck them up too bad and they'd simply proceed to biting Tyson's ear off before ripping his face apart.
It is a matter of whether the martial artists can find a tool in his environment.
He could use his clothes as a weapon if he finds a rock. But an empty arena with both of them nude? Hard not to bet on the Chimp. The teeth make all the difference imo.
Dude, give ME a combat knife, and I'll kill a chimp. With a sword it's no contest.
You want to give the chimpanzee a sword? Maybe so that he accidentally falls on it before tearing the martial artist's genitals and face off?I actually think that if we give them both a weapon (not a knife ffs, a sword at least) it would level the fight a lot towards the martial artists.
my impression of martial arts is that it mostly builds fitness, confidence, and balance. All can be helpful in a fight, but when fighting against a thug who doesn't give a fuck about rules or a chimp who doesn't know the rules anyway, all that hiya bullshit isn't gonna save your ass.
Do martial artists really apply their knowledge on street fights? From what I've seen, they look just like any other person would. There's no coordination or anything. Remember a street fight is completely different from an MMA fight.
There would be a huge difference in speed though.The 60s tests supported a chimp strength level of about 2x that of a human, pound for pound.
If we put a 150 lb chimp in against a 250 lb fighter who is pure muscle from head to toe, the strength advantage is largely negated. The human's skill and ability to improvise should carry the day.
The 60s tests supported a chimp strength level of about 2x that of a human, pound for pound.
If we put a 150 lb chimp in against a 250 lb fighter who is pure muscle from head to toe, the strength advantage is largely negated. The human's skill and ability to improvise should carry the day.
A chimp wouldn't know how to defend anything like a choke or an armbar.They would be unconscious within 30seconds or have a broken arm.
There would be a huge difference in speed though.
Elephant?
:lol, this thread.
Who can throw a raccoon farther?
There would be a huge difference in speed though.
The 60s tests supported a chimp strength level of about 2x that of a human, pound for pound.
If we put a 150 lb chimp in against a 250 lb fighter who is pure muscle from head to toe, the strength advantage is largely negated. The human's skill and ability to improvise should carry the day.
I honestly feel like that's bullshit.. I feel like no matter how well trained you are, if a huge guy comes at you and he has a massive size advantage you are pretty much fuckedYou guys are completely off the mark if you think Martial Arts does not make a big difference in any kind of fight. A well trained martial artist would destroy anybody not trained for combat.
I have been watching some chimp YouTube videos, and they don't seem that fast.
I honestly feel like that's bullshit.. I feel like no matter how well trained you are, if a huge guy comes at you and he has a massive size advantage you are pretty much fucked
You want to give the chimpanzee a sword? Maybe so that he accidentally falls on it before tearing the martial artist's genitals and face off?
... Now imagine if they were fighting with no rules and the big guy was punching his face and throwing him around
Okay, it's fairly certain a chimp beats a normal human. But what about a fairer fight: a chimp versus Captain America? Similar raw strength there. Or, keeping it in the animal world, a chimp versus one of those jacked-up kangaroos?
... Now imagine if they were fighting with no rules and the big guy was punching his face and throwing him around
I honestly feel like that's bullshit.. I feel like no matter how well trained you are, if a huge guy comes at you and he has a massive size advantage you are pretty much fucked
I don't think a martial art guy would have the edge though.Most people thinking that a martial artist would have an edge over the chimp seem to ignore how they fight. Chimps don't corner you and proceed to pound your ass like a gorilla; they hit you once and then bounce back to safety before attacking again. And they are fast as hell.
Claw face off, retreat. Maul genitals, retreat. Unless the human got a VERY lucky first punch (and a hell of a good one) he'd be fucked for real.
They are in a fight.I have been watching some chimp YouTube videos, and they don't seem that fast.
... Now imagine if they were fighting with no rules and the big guy was punching his face and throwing him around