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terrisus
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<3
you're making me question everything
these illusions remind me of some thread from earlier this year about...well illusions. anyway there was a reply full of fake illusions just to mess with everyone. there should be a thread like that.
terrisus
Member
Fake?
I'm not sure what you mean... >.>
All three of those lines are straight lines, and CE and AB are parallel lines
Fake?
I'm not sure what you mean... >.>
All three of those lines are straight lines, and CE and AB are parallel lines
the images were based on real illusions, but just messed with so people would get frustrated at not understanding
this was the post:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=117848042&postcount=22
okay, that one is pretty cool! mind-boggling...but cool
terrisus
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JJDinomite
Banned
I woke up today in haze. Last night's fit was especially rough. I shoved the pills off my nightstand to give myself a better grip while getting out of bed. I was a wreck, and I knew it. The room was a disaster. Piles of unwashed clothes and rotting fast food flooded the floor beneath me. Tissues from last week's outburst still lay there on the ground. I stumbled out of my bedroom, barely making my way to the bathroom. I turned the light on. Roaches, both alive and dead, infested the damned place. They liked residing next to the leaky faucet. I looked at myself in a cracked mirror. I hadn't shaved in weeks. My eyes were bloodshot red, half due to tears and half due to sleeplessness. I pounded my fist on the wall as hard as I could.
I never felt so hopeless.
But then I heard something. A ringing. I checked my pocket for my old flip-phone. My buddy Rich just texted me. "All-Female Sports show premiering in 2014"
For the first time in years, I cracked a smile. The day had come. The day I had been waiting for. I walked outside and everything seemed... brighter. More clear. I could see children off in the distance, playing a game of hopscotch. Couples passed by me, sharing a laugh. Birds flew over my head, and gusts of wind came crashing down on my skin. This was it. Peace. All fears and doubts had washed away in a blink of an eye. Life was to begin anew, forevermore beautiful and with true purpose.
I never felt so hopeless.
But then I heard something. A ringing. I checked my pocket for my old flip-phone. My buddy Rich just texted me. "All-Female Sports show premiering in 2014"
For the first time in years, I cracked a smile. The day had come. The day I had been waiting for. I walked outside and everything seemed... brighter. More clear. I could see children off in the distance, playing a game of hopscotch. Couples passed by me, sharing a laugh. Birds flew over my head, and gusts of wind came crashing down on my skin. This was it. Peace. All fears and doubts had washed away in a blink of an eye. Life was to begin anew, forevermore beautiful and with true purpose.
This may be the best post I've ever seen in my life. Thank you for sharing. Thank you.
QuantumDerp
Member
this pen is sure large
post picture of a large pen in thread...only dream can true.
post picture of a large pen in thread...only dream can true.
terrisus
Member
They have many at pen island.
QuantumDerp
Member
Parody of a Parody thread Urge[OT] - This is like inception on meth, even better, this is like David Guetta on coke while some giant is snorting him, hang on, this is putting kim kardashian into tmnt movie as April O'Nailed, it would get 90 percent on rottentomatoes, but wait, this is like day so the future past but more like past of the future never.
AzureSkies
Member
New-ass technology that's useless today.
toastyToast
Member
Why do black people pronounce the 'w' in sword?
Freaky Fred
Banned
papal fears
paper fears
(there was a thread on someone with fear of paper a while back, right?)
edit: funny thing about yours...if you google papal, your first result is PayPal.com
Freaky Fred
Banned
Freaky Fred
Banned
What's good plan for getting into BC Comics?
it's amazing how a comic so unfunny has managed to stay around so long
terrisus
Member
Well, to be fair, the original writer died a few years ago.
inb4 "No change in quality of his work"
Freaky Fred
Banned
AzureSkies
Member
Twin Peaks Season 2 is better than the first.
Windom Earle and Leo > everyone.
I have a few episodes left, so no major spoilers.
I have a few episodes left, so no major spoilers.
Freaky Fred
Banned
What was up with all the porn 'staches in the 80's?
AzureSkies
Member
I need $2000 or my friend will become homeless, and I'm asking for it.
Aquamarine
Member
So I need $2000 or I will become homeless, and I am asking you for it
Can someone on GAF put their car down as collateral and let the dealership take my pink slip? I'll pay you back in weekly payments of $100
Can someone on GAF put their car down as collateral and let the dealership take my pink slip? I'll pay you back in weekly payments of $100
Aquamarine
Member
So have you ever literally wept at our future?
AzureSkies
Member
terrisus
Member
=(
what!??! what happened to Ronito??
Clockwork5
Member
Penis Gaf: do you masturbate into the toilet?
Aquamarine
Member
PenisGAF
Are you a "member" of it?
Are you a "member" of it?
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
Approaching women where they work... on the corner
PenisGAF - GIRLS ONLY |OT|
VaginaGAF - BOYS ONLY |OT|
PenisGAF - GIRLS ONLY |OT|
VaginaGAF - BOYS ONLY |OT|
Clockwork5
Member
Lololol bwahaha. I like it.
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