You can't make this shit up.
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/12/...rriage-certificate-for-you-and-your-2d-waifu/
http://www.curtain-damashii.com/index_ag/anime/oreimo2nd/wedding.html#itain2
Over the last few years, its become a trend for truly obsessive anime fans to start referring to their favorite female character as their wife, or waifu, thanks to the Japanese languages almost complete lack of terminal consonants. Honestly, the whole phenomena is crazy, because how can you claim someones your spouse with no legal paperwork?
Seeking to make the spousal bond between husband and anime wife just a little more legitimate, one company is now offering marriage packs, complete with marriage certificates, for two popular anime lasses.
Curtain Damashis bread and butter is curtains decorated with anime characters that you can hang in your home (ostensibly with the characters facing inside, not staring out at your neighbors and making them feel awkward). Two of the companys newest designs feature Kirino and Ruri, also known as Kuroneko, characters from teen comedy/incest tease Ore no Imoto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai, or My Little Sister Cant be this Cute.
In order to maximize the curtains waifu factor, each depicts the characters in a wedding gown.
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/12/...rriage-certificate-for-you-and-your-2d-waifu/
http://www.curtain-damashii.com/index_ag/anime/oreimo2nd/wedding.html#itain2