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NFL Offseason 2016 |OT4| - XTREME FANS ONLY - WOOOO TRAINING CAMP

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AbortedWalrusFetus

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bionic77 said:
Remember in SpaceBalls where the king's password for the air shield was 1,2,3,4,5?

Well Hillary used similar security for her emails.

It is a manufactured controversy. They knew she was going to run for election in 2016 and spent their last 8 years trying to obstruct Obama and ruining Hillary's name. They definitely succeeded at least in part for both of these things, the problem is that they should put the country before their own bullshit.
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This is the wrong explanation. Glad to clear that up for you.
 
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Sweeney Tom

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http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-miami-dolphins-1784695113
Last season with a winning record: 2008 (8 years ago)

Last season making the playoffs: 2008 (8 years ago)

Last season winning a playoff game: 2000 (16 years ago)

Last season making it to the AFC Championship: 1992 (24 years ago)

Last season making it to the Super Bowl: 1984 (32 years ago)

Last season winning the Super Bowl: 1973 (43 years ago)
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Chad Pennington - Tony Sparano

Jay Fiedler - Dave Wannstedt

Those are the only two QB - Coach combos to get the Dolphins to the playoffs since Dan Marino retired. Seriously, we can’t beat that. We’ve had 17 years to figure it out, and that’s the best we’ve done. Kill me.
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I went back to find my years-old entry for WYTS out of curiosity today. Not a single thing has changed. The Pats have even won another Bowl since then. Fuck the Dolphins man.

I’m 23 and haven’t seen the Dolphins in the playoffs since my sophomore year of high school.

Somehow, it’s the third make-or-break year in a row for Ryan Tannehill.

But hey, at least the team has some history (disclaimer: I wasn’t even close to alive for their 70's heyday and I barely remember Marino). That vague sense of “history” is pretty much the only reason I haven’t stopped watching and hoping the Fins somehow escape the .500 (at best) malaise they’ve been stuck in my entire life. It’s the NFL fandom equivalent of a millennial voting for Trump; the strong desire to go back to the good ol’ days coupled with absolutely no experience in actually living through those days.
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The most interesting thing to happen in the off season was a former player’s wife making anti-semitic comments about the team’s management.
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The_Darkest_Red

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So who else is ready for the season to sta...
Last season winning a playoff game: 2000 (16 years ago)
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Elfforkusu

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Spinluck said:
Can someone explain the Hillary email scandal to me?

I really haven't followed it, and Republicans on my Facebook are saying it's worse than Nixon with Watergate.
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You know the freedom of information act? She wanted to get around that. (i.e. Keep her stuff private, despite being a public official with laws that say stuff needs to be recorded)

To accomplish this, her staff set up a personal email server with personal email server grade security. It was her primary email the entire time she was SoS. It was very probably hacked by the Russians and Chinese at some point (in the same way a Russian official would have the NSA in their shit if they pulled similar dumbassery), meaning they would have had complete access to the emails. Democrats maintain no classified information touched these servers, whether they are full of crap on that is left as an exercise for the reader.


As stupid as all this was on the part of Hillary & friends, it's somewhat obviously not the level of scandal the Republicans want to believe it is. Also, their alternative is Trump.
 
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Himynameischris

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Sweeney Tom said:
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-miami-dolphins-1784695113
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No lies detected.

The_Darkest_Red said:
So who else is ready for the season to sta...

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This was you huh?

The Dolphins have effectively sucked out every ounce of joy I once had watching the NFL. They have embarrassed me so many times that I find no reason to defend their actions when they once again become a laughingstock, I just laugh along with people now, it’s just so much easier. I’m a broken man. I once tried to list all the embarrassing things the team had done in the last 10 years to you in an email but thought it would be too much for you to read.

I’d like to point out that Steve Ross is the only owner not able to secure public money to renovate his stadium … perhaps ever. He passive aggressively threatened to move the team but public officials either didn’t believe him or just didn’t care. Do you know how hard it is to NOT get money from the city of Miami; the most openly and proudly corrupt city in America? … Fuck! Steve Ross IS the Miami Dolphins of “Rich Guy-ing”! He claimed it would be near impossible to get the Super Bowl to be hosted here again if they didn’t renovate. Sure, bud. The capital of sun, blow, fake tits, beach resort hotels per square mile, and the place every one of your NFL cronies already has a winter mansion in couldn’t possibly ever host the Super Bowl again.

This dickhole took our logo, which no one asked to be changed, and gave us the stylized equivalent of a neon aqua pastel gonorrhea discharge, this shit wouldn’t even fly for a 90’s logo. We’re talking about a guy who extended Joe Philbin’s contract only to fire him six months later and was the last person in the room to realize that Jeff “Is Your Mother a Whore, Dez Bryant?” Ireland had as much business managing an NFL franchise as Ted Ginn Jr. had being drafted in the first round.
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PanicFreak

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The_Darkest_Red said:
Not gonna lie, last season almost killed my interest in football. I'm looking forward to a new season because I'm a stupid piece of shit masochist but I'm not as excited as I've been in years past.

Being a Dolphins fan sucks.
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At least you have Tom Brady's retirement to look forward to. That will probably feel pretty good.
 
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Bread

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The_Darkest_Red said:
Not gonna lie, last season almost killed my interest in football. I'm looking forward to a new season because I'm a stupid piece of shit masochist but I'm not as excited as I've been in years past.

Being a Dolphins fan sucks.
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you could join me in chargersgaf, friend. the future and the sky are always bright in the dieg!
 
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Himynameischris

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The_Darkest_Red said:
Not gonna lie, last season almost killed my interest in football. I'm looking forward to a new season because I'm a stupid piece of shit masochist but I'm not as excited as I've been in years past.

Being a Dolphins fan sucks.
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Yeah I get you, I'm at the "lets just get this over with," stage, I expect another 6 win season at best, mostly curious to see what the young guys look like and how the new stadium will look, I think it's looking pretty awesome already.

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And the Tannehills had a baby!

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Those two things are the most interesting things going on with this team right now :/
 
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The_Darkest_Red

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Himynameischris said:
Yeah I get you, I'm at the "lets just get this over with," stage, I expect another 6 win season at best, mostly curious to see what the young guys look like and how the new stadium will look, I think it's looking pretty awesome already.



And the Tannehills had a baby!



Those two things are the most interesting things going on with this team right now :/
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I do think they could be fun to watch this year but I've thought that the past few seasons. WR group is young and exciting, Tannehill will probably improve under Gase, o-line got some nice upgrades, defensive line is older but a fun group... I think the main issue will be defense, CB is a major issue and will be all season I'd bet, just like last year.

I saw that Tannehill had a baby! Maybe his son will be the first QB to win a playoff game for the Dolphins since 2000. I can wait a few more decades...
 
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rando14

Member
Bread said:
you could join me in chargersgaf, friend. the future and the sky are always bright in the dieg!
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I would like to invite one and all, to the beautiful shores of Browns-GAF, we have a beautiful roster, a beautiful Josh Godon, a beautiful city, and a beautiful future
 
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Himynameischris

Member
The_Darkest_Red said:
I do think they could be fun to watch this year but I've thought that the past few seasons. WR group is young and exciting, Tannehill will probably improve under Gase, o-line got some nice upgrades, defensive line is older but a fun group... I think the main issue will be defense, CB is a major issue and will be all season I'd bet, just like last year.

I saw that Tannehill had a baby! Maybe his son will be the first QB to win a playoff game for the Dolphins since 2000. I can wait a few more decades...
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Yeah the offense might be fun to watch...that D tho...smh and hey Marino has 3 sons so we might not have to wait that much longer!!

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PanicFreak

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Himynameischris said:
Yeah I get you, I'm at the "lets just get this over with," stage, I expect another 6 win season at best, mostly curious to see what the young guys look like and how the new stadium will look, I think it's looking pretty awesome already.



And the Tannehills had a baby!



Those two things are the most interesting things going on with this team right now :/
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That baby has better hair than 95 percent of NeoGAF.
 
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chuckddd

Fear of a GAF Planet
Martellus Bennett called Jay Cutler the worst qb in the league? I'm glad he never looked up when his defense was on the field against the Lions.
 
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Fox318

Member
Every single street fight video starts and ends the same.

The second somebody gets hit its

"YO YO YO CHILL CHILL CHILL"
 
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