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Powerball jackpot climbs to $700,000,000 for Wednesday’s drawing

Ryzaki009

Member
the lottery is exactly the reason to build a time machine. just even getting the numbers a day ahead would make you rich af.

better to play the stock market and invest in companies you know are gonna get big. Same stupid amount of money less crazy psychos trying to scam you.
 
It's always back to work tomorrow if you're not being a fool. You thought you'd instantly get the money? Nevermind you want to leave everyone unaware, then vanish right after they reveal your name.

How long is it until you get the money? I'm sure most people can live off savings and credit for awhile if they've just won half a billion dollars.

When will we know if anyone won? They should know basically immediately based on whether the winning combination was sold, right?
 

GK86

Homeland Security Fail
California Lottery @calottery

Three #Powerball tickets in California matched 5 of 6 numbers, no jackpot winners in Ca though :( Still waiting on other states...
 
this is fate

fate is giving me a chance to buy tickets before saturday

don't worry gaf when I win I'll hold Breezys Big Bash Giveaway
 

SDBurton

World's #1 Cosmonaut Enthusiast
California Lottery @calottery

Three #Powerball tickets in California matched 5 of 6 numbers, no jackpot winners in Ca though :( Still waiting on other states...

I swear it's always Cali getting the winners or people close as fuck to it.
 

zulux21

Member
I swear it's always Cali getting the winners or people close as fuck to it.

I mean cali has the population advantage

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and given the cost of living in a lot of areas, their incomes are in general higher so tickets are effectively cheaper there than other states by comparison. Thus it wouldn't be surprising if they bought more tickets in general.
 
You don't even need an elaborate machine, just one that sees the news like a day later. That's it, you win

If I had that kind of future prediction ability I wouldn't waste it on the lottery. I would just play the stock market until I had billions of dollars I made myself, secretly and quietly. No need for public exposure, just buy my yacht and sail off into the sunset.
 

Omadahl

Banned
Powerball + 4 number still gets you a million

Yeah. Even after taxes, I would still tell my boss to stuff it and go find something I want to do. That's enough money in the midwest to pay off my house, put my daughter through college, pay off my cars, student debts and live decently.
 
I did not in fact win the $700M Powerball, Gaf

I know you were all expecting me to and to share it with you but I totally did not just win it and decide to keep all the money for myself
 
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