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[snacknuts]

I love you all, but I'm not giving any of you a red cent when I win.

 

[Bizazedo]

I'd like a sealed copy of Brink.

 

[Draper]

I'd give a million to blamespace if he contractually agreed to quote everyone he was responding to.

 

[PopeReal]

I will also buy a mod so I can't get banned anymore.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

Someone hold me

 

[dark_chris]

If I win, I'd just give a portion to charity.
Move the fuck out to a new location so I don't get harassed.
Get a masters degree.
Save and invest

 

[Earthbound64]

3D copy please.

What, you think they're rich or something?

 

[Unknown Soldier]

For people in states which publicly announce winners, all hope is not lost:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/robert...nonymous-if-you-win-the-lottery/#3fa6cdfb3064

 

[Dead Guy]

Just dropping by on the off chance that I can beg for cash later

 

[Draper]

I'd also buy the site and turn it into a Bernie Sanders fanpage

 

[SynthFetish]

Posting for my copy of Thor 2.

If I win, I'll probably do nothing. Just continue to live in squalor like Frank Reynolds.

 

[BlazinSkatinAxel]

I'd like a sealed copy of Brink.

Here you go. One sealed copy of Blinx.

 

[Earthbound64]

The most enjoyable part pf big lottery prizes like this, is reading threads like this 15 minutes after the drawing when everyone comes back to reality.
Hey, it's a fun read.

 

[GK86]

I want a signed copy of Brute Force.

 

[friskykillface]

Whoever wins should buy everyone on gaf a Lego UCS Falcon

 

[Luminaire]

The most enjoyable part pf big lottery prizes like this, is reading threads like this 15 minutes after the drawing when everyone comes back to reality.
Hey, it's a fun read.

$6 to watch people's hopes for the future slowly dwindle away over the course of 15 minutes?

Worth it.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

 

[friskykillface]

I'm ready to win and buy gaf

 

[Earthbound64]

$6 to watch people's hopes for the future slowly dwindle away over the course of 15 minutes?

Worth it.

Pretty much.

 

[Lightning_Roller]

2 minutes to Showtime, people. Get your tickets ready.

 

[sandpiper]

I got a couple. Let's go.

 

[Lucky Seven]

can the power of friendship win me the lottery?

 

[Mrbob]

Read this for fun as you wait for numbers.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...after-reading-these-horror-stories/595817001/

 

[Afrodium]

I lost! What are the chances?

 

[RedAssedApe]

and now for some lotto horror stories

Sad that most of these sound like they are due to having asshole family members.

 

[Earthbound64]

Darn is Laura Johnson hot <3

 

[Dash_Riprock]

I lost! What are the chances?

Me too! Don't worry, just 250,000,000 more people to join us.

Sad that most of these sound like they are due to having asshole family members.

Money does terrible things to people.

 

[NH Apache]

7 was my first number.

I thought it was happening

It didn't.

 

[itwasTuesday]

I didn't win either.


I also didn't buy a ticket.

 

[Merchandise]

Can someone tell me the numbers IDK where to look and all these live results websites lied

 

[GK86]

WSB-TV&#8207; @wsbtv

And the winning #Powerball numbers for the $700 million jackpot are... 7-26-16-23-6 with a Powerball of 4!

 

[manzoman96]

If no one wins, we get to do this all over again on Saturday!... yay...

 

[Krixeus]

When I win I'm gonna do 3 things.

1. Pay off student loans
2. Get a Nintendo switch
3. Buy every member of this thread a free copy of the total recall reboot for no real reason.

After that, I don't have a plan.

And Thor 2: The Dark World?

 

[gaiages]

Yay I lost o/

 

[GK86]

I didn't win, I blame all you without Calvin and Hobbes avys.

If no one wins, we get to do this all over again on Saturday!... yay...

If nobody wins, it goes to a billion.

 

[Dash_Riprock]

When will we know if someone won?

 

[NoctisVsStar]

Grabbed 3

 

[Vyse24]

They announced before the numbers were drawn that the jackpot went over $750m. So if nothing hit, I'm expecting a $1B jackpot for Saturday.

 

[Lightning_Roller]

Well, there's for two bucks I guess. Also means that the lottery jackpot goes to a billion. Gonna get interesting.

 

[XenodudeX]

Didn't win. My life of mediocrity continues.

 

[RedAssedApe]

When will we know if someone won?

usually by the end of the night they'll announce if any ticket(s) sold had the winning numbers

 

[SerAardvark]

Whatever. I didn't really want to win that $700 million anyway.

 

[Dishwalla]

When will we know if someone won?

Usually a couple hours, I've noticed around 1 am EST.

 

[dabig2]

WSB-TV&#8207; @wsbtv

And the winning #Powerball numbers for the $700 million jackpot are... 7-26-16-23-6 with a Powerball of 4!

So how do the lesser lottery winnings work? I see 3 of the LOST numbers there (4, 16, 23). Do all the people that play that get some minor cash (if no other numbers matched ofc)

 

[TheAbsolution]

When will we know if someone won?

Within the next few hours as state lottery boards report back if a winning number or numbers was sold.

 

[Earthbound64]

Didn't win. My life of mediocrity continues.

 

[Gattsu25]

Wait, what are the winning #s?

 

[WhiskerFrisker]

I believed, but it didn't pan out T_T

 

[Flo_Evans]

Woo I got one number!

 

[Eegah]

I'm betting someone won this time, if only because all the numbers are 31 or less. With all the people that play birthdays, someone must have gotten it.