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[Bookoo]

Going to see a movie but once I get out I expect to be a millionaire.

 

[blackjaw]

When it hits $1bn, I'm in (for at least $10....haha)

 

[criesofthepast]

Been waiting for this moment for a while where I could implement the formula I have been working on for about 3 years now. I spent $3800 on tickets for this jackpot. I know I will make my money back and then some and using the formula have raised my odds greatly at winning the jackpot. Good luck, guys! 🕶

 

[Ashodin]

Been waiting for this moment for a while where I could implement the formula I have been working on for about 3 years now. I spent $3800 on tickets for this jackpot. I know I will make my money back and then some and using the formula have raised my odds greatly at winning the jackpot. Good luck, guys! 🕶

👀

 

[Yaboosh]

Been waiting for this moment for a while where I could implement the formula I have been working on for about 3 years now. I spent $3800 on tickets for this jackpot. I know I will make my money back and then some and using the formula have raised my odds greatly at winning the jackpot. Good luck, guys! 🕶

Do you live in a closet at a private school for super smart people?

Could you throw a football over those mountains if only coach had put you in?

 

[Dali]

This thread is all the altruism. I love it.

Too bad none of us will win

I don't know about paying off student loans but I'd start a scholarship called the "goku would beat up superman scholarship" and give a full ride to 5 students with the best essay each year.

 

[Reverend Funk]

Been waiting for this moment for a while where I could implement the formula I have been working on for about 3 years now. I spent $3800 on tickets for this jackpot. I know I will make my money back and then some and using the formula have raised my odds greatly at winning the jackpot. Good luck, guys! 🕶

same, I've got a system

 

[Thaedolus]

I've already thought out the different family trust funds I'd set up if I win, but fuck it:

If I win, I'll start the Evilore Education Fund for GAFers Who Can't Reed Gud.

 

[Ashodin]

Got my ticket. I ain't made of money

 

[hiphoptherobot]

same, I've got a system

My system was to buy 5 quick pick tickets. But I am feeling lucky. Don't worry though, I will spread the wealth.

 

[Trace]

Been waiting for this moment for a while where I could implement the formula I have been working on for about 3 years now. I spent $3800 on tickets for this jackpot. I know I will make my money back and then some and using the formula have raised my odds greatly at winning the jackpot. Good luck, guys! 🕶

I expect a trip to Japan when you win.

 

[Lombax]

Seriously guys just my student loan debt please I'll put some money aside for gaf members if I win too

When I win I got you.

When I win I got you

 

[HStallion]

Been waiting for this moment for a while where I could implement the formula I have been working on for about 3 years now. I spent $3800 on tickets for this jackpot. I know I will make my money back and then some and using the formula have raised my odds greatly at winning the jackpot. Good luck, guys! 🕶

The D.E.N.N.I.S. system doesn't work for winning the lotto.

 

[GK86]

Been waiting for this moment for a while where I could implement the formula I have been working on for about 3 years now. I spent $3800 on tickets for this jackpot. I know I will make my money back and then some and using the formula have raised my odds greatly at winning the jackpot. Good luck, guys! 🕶

But can you prove the existence of god with your formula?

 

[Dartastic]

When I win I got you

I GOT YOU TOO.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

Good luck everyone, I played a few bucks cause you never know?

If I win Ima go Bruce Wayne all over New York City.

 

[Jarrod38]

If I win I'm going to help produce a movie make my money back and ask for a percentage of the box office results and DVD sales.

 

[elrechazado]

If only there were some appropriate Simpsons gif to capture this lottery hysteria.

 

[Speely]

Good luck everyone, I played a few bucks cause you never know?

If I win Ima go Bruce Wayne all over New York City.

Good luck to you as well

Spoiler

Can I be your Robin? I am really scrappy.

 

[UrokeJoe]

Been waiting for this moment for a while where I could implement the formula I have been working on for about 3 years now. I spent $3800 on tickets for this jackpot. I know I will make my money back and then some and using the formula have raised my odds greatly at winning the jackpot. Good luck, guys! 🕶

Haha, I was already onto this, check your math it's $4800.

 

[The Driver]

I don't remember, is this higher than the last time there was lotto hysteria like a year or two back?

I think in total I spent about $40-$50 on tickets that time and I won like $20 back but I don't think I ever collected, just couldn't muster up the fucks after seeing the winner last time lmao.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

Good luck to you as well

Spoiler

Can I be your Robin? I am really scrappy.

Fair enough.

I don't remember, is this higher than the last time there was lotto hysteria like a year or two back?

I think in total I spent about $40-$50 on tickets that time and I won like $20 back but I don't think I ever collected, just couldn't muster up the fucks after seeing the winner last time lmao.

It's somewhat frequent throughout the year (not to this degree) People get really hype when it hits 300mil.

 

[Speely]

Fair enough.

YES!

 

[Walker_Boh]

Seriously guys just my student loan debt please I'll put some money aside for gaf members if I win too

I got you as well since I just entered the grace period for my student loans. I would love to not worry about that.

 

[LyleLanley]

ok did you really invest that much in our public schools?

Yes.

 

[Schucky Ducky]

If only there were some appropriate Simpsons gif to capture this lottery hysteria.

 

[Speely]

This jackpot is driving GAF insane.

 

[BlazinSkatinAxel]

Do you live in a closet at a private school for super smart people?

Could you throw a football over those mountains if only coach had put you in?

More importantly, could you score 4 touchdowns in a single game?

 

[hiphoptherobot]

if I actually did win the lotto I think I'd just use the money to troll Trump and his supporters. You can call me the new George Soros.

Seriously though, if someone won that wanted to make a difference and help clean up some of this mess that Trump has created what would be the best charities or organizations to donate to? Obviously I probably won't win but I always wonder what the best use of the money would actually be.

 

[Luminaire]

Drawings in like an hour?

 

[Flo_Evans]

Ah ya. Woke up in time to get my golden ticket.

My quickpick contains my birthday, and my age I am turning very soon. Screw your system chaos reigns. The stars and sun and moon are aligning! This is my time! Gonna get that rich stuff. Just go ahead and PM me all your sob stories and investment ideas now.

 

[mentallyinept]

Drawings in like an hour?

Yup. 10:59 PM Eastern.

 

[GK86]

If only there were some appropriate Simpsons gif to capture this lottery hysteria.

Gaffers buying multiple tickets:

When someone says "I told you you wouldn't win":

"Why didn't you tell the rest of us!?"

When a gaffer wins:

 

[Speely]

Ah ya. Woke up in time to get my golden ticket.

My quickpick contains my birthday, and my age I am turning very soon. Screw your system chaos reigns. The stars and sun and moon are aligning! This is my time! Gonna get that rich stuff. Just go ahead and PM me all your sob stories and investment ideas now.

I just want you to know that I believe in you. Early grats.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

There's a Simpson gif for every situation in life.

I need the money to do good in this world.. and entertain myself as well.

 

[Aizo]

If I win, I'll give everyone in this thread 1K.

Trusting you. Don't screw me on this.

 

[User Name Here]

This jackpot is driving GAF insane.

Says the 777th poster... 🤔

 

[McLovin]

Been waiting for this moment for a while where I could implement the formula I have been working on for about 3 years now. I spent $3800 on tickets for this jackpot. I know I will make my money back and then some and using the formula have raised my odds greatly at winning the jackpot. Good luck, guys! 🕶

The only system that works is playing all your life then winning when your too old to do anything with it.

 

[HStallion]

Since I'm watching it right now I'd use my winnings to get a third season of Mystery Incorporated.

 

[Captain Zyrain]

Whose gonna be the big winner!

 

[Armadilo]

Got two tickets, one qp and picked some numbers for the second one but also bought a scratchers for a $1 and I won $10

Going to use those $10 if nobody wins

 

[McLovin]

Since I'm watching it right now I'd use my winnings to get a third season of Mystery Incorporated.

If I could bring back a show it would be the Sarah Conner Chronicles. I got into it super late. Binged until I got close to the end only to find out the show was canceled.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

 

[Speely]

Says the 777th poster... 🤔

I won't forget you.

 

[Luminaire]

There's a Simpson gif for every situation in life.

I need the money to do good in this world.. and entertain myself as well.

Is there a Simpsons gif for there being a Simpsons gif for everything?

 

[TangerineCloud]

Bought 7 tickets. Not expecting much, but *shrug*

 

[WizardofPeace]

The only system that works is playing all your life then winning when your too old to do anything with it.

Good thing im starting early then...

 

[Sanjuro]

 

[Mufc1427]

I just bought 5 tickets.

I'm ready.

 

[BlazinSkatinAxel]

I went to the store was given a QP for GA Lottery instead of powerball, I went back to the store and have them switched out. I wonder what if those numbers win? Dun dun dun.. Oh well.

I just want to help some people.