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...hate me...
Tim Cook came out of FUCKING NOWHERE and he was all like BAM new APPLE TV 1080P AND ALSO FUCK SAMSUNG SHITTY TABLETS. You wants new tablet? I gief new tablets. TEH NEW IPAD. New+bettar!!!1Summary guys??
On goes Phil Schiller. He proceeds by sayin that teh screen is 'mazin. 4G!!! GAEMS OMG GAAAAEMS. And the IPAD be cheap as FUCK.