Can we please... I mean, seriously... stop kidnapping the princess? It's just getting stupid now. The whole "save the princess" thing is just way too out-dated at this point, and this has to be the stupidest bitch in the world if, after being kidnapped as many times as she has, she continues to use a bunch of useless mushroom people as her guards instead of some hell-born death beasts.
Unless, you know... all that fanart of Peach enjoying being kidnapped is actually true.
Unless, you know... all that fanart of Peach enjoying being kidnapped is actually true.