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[MC Safety]

If I were developing a No Mercy drinking game for tonight, what rules should I use?

Drink for every pointless recap.

Drink for every advertisement during a pay per view show.

Drink for every time Michael Cole says "separation," when he really means "distance."

Drink for every time they plug the next upcoming pay per view during this pay per view.

Drink for any variation of "monster," "behemoth," or "giant" during the Brown Stroman match.

Have 911 on speed dial.

 

[Oersted]

Abandon all hope

 

[Anth0ny]

If I were developing a No Mercy drinking game for tonight, what rules should I use?

every time they mention "TWO WRESTLEMANIA-CALIBRE MATCHES" or a variation of the phrase



you'll probably be dead within the first 10 minutes

 

[Majukun]

what's wrong with angle pronunciation?

 

[Beefy]

Miz

 

[somedevil]

Ring:

 

[Podge293]

Wonder how long they'll keep up the whole angle Jordan storyline. So random.

Ring:

Very white.

 

[BlazinSkatinAxel]

Miz

The Miz.

 

[Beefy]

Wonder how long they'll keep up the whole angle Jordan storyline. So random.

He will go heel and face Angle at Mania

 

[UberTag]

I don't know.....

Nice hype package for reigns cena tho

The hype packages are good because Vince doesn't micro-manage them like he does the booking.

He will go heel and face Angle at Mania

I look forward to Jordan sneaking over to SmackDown and decimating Benjamin and Gable to build heat for that match-up.

 

[CDiggity]

Take a shot whenever Michael Cole delivers a wrestler's promo for them via reciting their tweets instead of a wrestler delivering a promo themselves.
You'll be hammered after 30 minutes and, thankfully, you'll pass out and won't be subjected to watching more of it.

Anytime Cole says 'Oh my' = down an entire beer.

anytime Booker T goes MMMMMM

Anytime booker screws up a sentence take a drink.

You'll be done by the time the first match is finished

Drink for every pointless recap.

Drink for every advertisement during a pay per view show.

Drink for every time Michael Cole says "separation," when he really means "distance."

Drink for every time they plug the next upcoming pay per view during this pay per view.

Drink for any variation of "monster," "behemoth," or "giant" during the Brown Stroman match.

Have 911 on speed dial.

every time they mention "TWO WRESTLEMANIA-CALIBRE MATCHES" or a variation of the phrase



you'll probably be dead within the first 10 minutes

So pretty much do a pull while Booker or Cole speak. Got it. I think I need to do a beer run to have enough for the whole show....

 

[Bronx-Man]

Jordan's winning tonight since they're already re-using old PPV matches for Miz and that's usually when his title reigns end.

 

[Podge293]

Always find it so odd the sponsor drink just sits there untouched unopened. Honestly turns me off every trying it

 

[MC Safety]

Always find it so odd the sponsor drink just sits there untouched unopened. Honestly turns me off every trying it

To be fair that stuff really isn't to be drunk by anyone, at any time.

 

[somedevil]

Always find it so odd the sponsor drink just sits there untouched unopened. Honestly turns me off every trying it

I drink those. I enjoy them and its low in calories and carbs compared to regular soda.

 

[TimeEffect]

Remember when Hornswoggle won the CW title

Enzo is Hornswoggle

 

[Podge293]

Asuka coming out tonight and decimating the division would be class

She won't be tho. Shame

 

[Beefy]

I like how Asuka is now Chinese

 

[somedevil]

Going the nak way with her debut on a pay per view

 

[Laws00]

I like how Asuka is now Chinese

A-ZOO-KA

 

[sf2fanatic]

Did it sell out yet?

Competing with Dodgers and Raiders night game, probably not

 

[ShadyK54]

Asuka at TLC? Interesting.

 

[Demoskinos]

How many times are they going to say "Wrestlemania caliber" tonight. FFS.

 

[Podge293]

How many times are they going to say "Wrestlemania caliber" tonight. FFS.

Non stop. Every time they possibly can

Elias is great tho

 

[spindashing]

Elias is over as hell!

 

[RyougaSaotome]

Elias went from being "=/" on NXT to being a delight to watch on the main roster.

Sure as hell didn't expect that.

WHAT IS WITH MICHAEL COLE AND THE WEIRD OBSESSION WITH ELIAS THING THEY HAVE GOING ON????

 

[somedevil]

lol

 

[RedHoodedOwl]

That was one of Elias' best promos.

 

[Jopie]

Elias went from being "=" on NXT to being a delight to watch on the main roster.

Sure as hell didn't expect that.

WHAT IS WITH MICHAEL COLE AND THE WEIRD OBSESSION WITH ELIAS THING THEY HAVE GOING ON????

Completely unexpected, and the exact opposite of what has happened to most people after getting called up.

 

[Podge293]

Is the titantron broken or just a weird R ?

 

[Beefy]

Elias is like one of the best examples of dudes stepping up from NXT done right, hope it continues

 

[wild wild rice]

Elias was killing it in NXT as well, glad to see people catch up.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

lol @ Braun's face. is he supposed to be menacing/scary? he looks like a kid with beard

What if Samwell Tarly's fat turned into muscle and height?

 

[Anth0ny]

What if Samwell Tarly's fat turned into muscle and height?

this is scarily accurate

 

[RyougaSaotome]

Maybe I'm misremembering, but I feel like Elias' win/loss record on the main roster is currently really good, especially if you don't include DQs.

 

[TheSkullPrince]

If Cena wins, hope Roman goes berserk on him like he did Triple H and we finally get that heel turn we all wanted.

Not going to happen though #FreeRoman

 

[TimeEffect]

If Cena wins, hope Roman goes berserk on him like he did Triple H and we finally get that heel turn we all wanted.

Not going to happen though #FreeRoman

Brock wins. Roman wins.

They fight.

Roman wins.

 

[Dio Brando]

If Cena wins, hope Roman goes berserk on him like he did Triple H and we finally get that heel turn we all wanted.

Not going to happen though #FreeRoman

hope cena wins, make far more sense, than just ending the rivalry here.

 

[Dark Ninja]

How does Vince allow Sam Roberts on his television.

 

[norm9]

Damn, forgot it was today. Would have dropped a couple bucks for tix.

 

[Beefy]

Brock wins. Roman wins.

They fight.

Roman wins.

Sadly

Braun needs a strap soon tho

 

[TimeEffect]

Braun has gotten the 1 up every single week.

Blatantly clear Braun loses

 

[RyougaSaotome]

So where does Strongman go from here once he loses? He's been positioned as this unbeatable sort of monster, but who does he feud with next?

 

[Rockandrollclown]

I just don't understand why they don't put the belt on Strowman. I mean I know why, but it'd make so much sense for him to be champ right now.

 

[Jopie]

Kind of hope that Brock loses so that he can get rid of the suplex city thing for a while. It was played out like a year ago, and yet here we are.

 

[Dio Brando]

goddamn the editing on those germans.

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

My win picks:
Elias
Miz
Neville
Finn
The Bar
Bliss
Cena
BRAAAAAAUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN

 

[BroBot]

Hype levels are through the roof for Brock vs. Braun because I know that match will deliver.

 

[Oersted]

https://twitter.com/MrBrandonStroud/status/912103362891456512

Lol

 

[Clegg]

Kind of hope that Brock loses so that he can get rid of the suplex city thing for a while. It was played out like a year ago, and yet here we are.

If Brock loses I hope we get another moment like this. The best in ring segment WWE has done in years.

https://youtu.be/aKlzk9H91dA