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Did I miss the memo that you're required to rewrite gaming history when posting in Switch threads?
You don't need to re-write history to know that the Wii was for grandmas only and sold no games and was lightning in a bottle. And the DS was lightning in a bottle also. Also probably the Game Boy and Famicom. The Switch is probably lightning in a bottle again too.Did I miss the memo that you're required to rewrite gaming history when posting in Switch threads?
You don't need to re-write history to know that the Wii was for grandmas only and sold no games and was lightning in a bottle. And the DS was lightning in a bottle also. Also probably the Game Boy and Famicom. The Switch is probably lightning in a bottle again too.
But apart from that, Nintendo has been on a clear downward trajectory since the 19th century and will go third party any minute because they've always been exactly like Sega.
You don't need to re-write history to know that the Wii was for grandmas only and sold no games and was lightning in a bottle. And the DS was lightning in a bottle also. Also probably the Game Boy and Famicom. The Switch is probably lightning in a bottle again too.
But apart from that, Nintendo has been on a clear downward trajectory since the 19th century and will go third party any minute because they've always been exactly like Sega.
Yeah the 8m that Mario Galaxy 2 sold? Grandmas were the ones that bought them.
You don't need to re-write history to know that the Wii was for grandmas only and sold no games and was lightning in a bottle. And the DS was lightning in a bottle also. Also probably the Game Boy and Famicom. The Switch is probably lightning in a bottle again too.
But apart from that, Nintendo has been on a clear downward trajectory since the 19th century and will go third party any minute because they've always been exactly like Sega.
Lmao never go full NeoGAF like this poster 😂
So much incorrect here it's wild. Really loving the effect of the Switch here lately.
Fucking Nintendo, also paying Linkin Park to promote Switch 😡😡😡
https://mobile.twitter.com/mikeshinoda/status/849718849398349825
Lmao at the faux-outrage by salty fucks itt.
You don't need to re-write history to know that the Wii was for grandmas only and sold no games and was lightning in a bottle. And the DS was lightning in a bottle also. Also probably the Game Boy and Famicom. The Switch is probably lightning in a bottle again too.
But apart from that, Nintendo has been on a clear downward trajectory since the 19th century and will go third party any minute because they've always been exactly like Sega.
Looks like it all dressed same same neon switchesHow do we know this isn't a paid endorsement?
Also, fuck Neymar.
Yeah the 8m that Mario Galaxy 2 sold? Grandmas were the ones that bought them. And don't forget the grandmas that bought the 35m copies of Mario Kart Wii. Wii sold no games.
Sarcasm, how's it work again?Lmao never go full NeoGAF like this poster 😂
So much incorrect here it's wild. Really loving the effect of the Switch here lately.
The ability to shut out everyone and lounge while still being able to play Mario Kart on the go proves that they hit a home run.
Sarcasm, how's it work again?
Fucking Nintendo, also paying Linkin Park to promote Switch 😡😡😡
https://mobile.twitter.com/mikeshinoda/status/849718849398349825
Why is Linkin Park promoting Switch? In the end, it doesn't even matter.
Please understand that reference
Sarcasm, how's it work again?
This has been dealt with, no it isn't.Same reason
Please understand that reference
Yeah, Nintendo paid for the endorsement. Thats also the reason the whole team dress like twins. The club gets paid for all that this.
Same reason the whole team drive Audi's, the get them for free.
That was a great game. The multiplayer mode was a bit among my group of friends then.And Sega Soccer Slam!
This is the best photo I've ever seen.The ability to shut out everyone and lounge while still being able to play Mario Kart on the go proves that they hit a home run.
Fucking Nintendo, also paying Linkin Park to promote Switch 😡😡😡
https://mobile.twitter.com/mikeshinoda/status/849718849398349825
Lmao at the faux-outrage by salty fucks itt.
Dude, it's a parody. Sarcasm is harder in text when it's subtle but that one is blatant as hell. "These four massive successes in a variety of market conditions across thirty years are all flukes?"Lmao never go full NeoGAF like this poster 😂
So much incorrect here it's wild. Really loving the effect of the Switch here lately.
Lmao never go full NeoGAF like this poster 😂
So much incorrect here it's wild. Really loving the effect of the Switch here lately.
Switch seems to be doing well starting out and I'm just wondering what's making the difference in how people think about it?
People are saying "I can play this anywhere now," but really the Switch is just a very powerful handheld. It's a handheld being marketed as a console. It's basically the same concept Sony tried. What's the difference? Actual 1st party support? The near-undivided attention of the 1st party development teams? The TV connection capability? The stand letting people play it in sort of a "mini TV-and-controller" configuration?
nintendo's first video for switch is an amazing first impression. in three minutes it shows the many applications of the platform and why it's different from anything else on the market.
i compare it to sony's first psp ads. before there were racist dust bunnies and racist squirrels, sony had a similar ad campaign that is only now making me realize that the 00s had a very distinct style we are now a decade out from. like the switch ad it shows all different kinds of people having fun with it, playing different kinds of games and watching movies and listening to music basically anywhere. you don't need to say anything about it because it's self-explanatory.
the ps vita tried the same thing with the concept of console gaming on the go. their launch commercial was some white dude paranoid that someone was out to get him, with shitty music and only one game shown. then a guy says it's console-level gaming on the go because unlike the psp ad, it's not self-explanatory. and this is just one of the many fuckups sony made with the vita, but i think it was a doomed platform from the onset because i doubt even they knew what they wanted from it.
FTFYMessi has a Messirati, actually
The dock and controllers come with the system and the games are built around it.Switch seems to be doing well starting out and I'm just wondering what's making the difference in how people think about it?
People are saying "I can play this anywhere now," but really the Switch is just a very powerful handheld. It's a handheld being marketed as a console. It's basically the same concept Sony tried. What's the difference? Actual 1st party support? The near-undivided attention of the 1st party development teams? The TV connection capability? The stand letting people play it in sort of a "mini TV-and-controller" configuration?
I know the smartest way to promote Mario Kart is to get Barcelona FC to tweet about it.. wut.
As someone who was just on vacation, the Switch has revolutionized plane rides. I don't think Nintendo will need to pay sports teams to use the console on their plentiful flights. This machine will keep getting free advertising like this because it's just that good.
WoahFucking Nintendo, also paying Linkin Park to promote Switch 😡😡😡
https://mobile.twitter.com/mikeshinoda/status/849718849398349825
Lmao at the faux-outrage by salty fucks itt.
Switch seems to be doing well starting out and I'm just wondering what's making the difference in how people think about it?
People are saying "I can play this anywhere now," but really the Switch is just a very powerful handheld. It's a handheld being marketed as a console. It's basically the same concept Sony tried. What's the difference? Actual 1st party support? The near-undivided attention of the 1st party development teams? The TV connection capability? The stand letting people play it in sort of a "mini TV-and-controller" configuration?
The ability to shut out everyone and lounge while still being able to play Mario Kart on the go proves that they hit a home run.
The picture in the OP is not astroturfing...unless you're accusing users of astroturfing here.Might be legit but astroturfing is a thing.
You don't need to re-write history to know that the Wii was for grandmas only and sold no games and was lightning in a bottle. And the DS was lightning in a bottle also. Also probably the Game Boy and Famicom. The Switch is probably lightning in a bottle again too.
But apart from that, Nintendo has been on a clear downward trajectory since the 19th century and will go third party any minute because they've always been exactly like Sega.
Yeah, Nintendo paid for the endorsement. Thats also the reason the whole team dress like twins. The club gets paid for all that this.
Same reason the whole team drive Audi's, the get them for free.